Kyle Broflovski

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Kyle Joseph Gerald Moses Broflovski
BornMay 26, 1988
ReligionJew. Isn't it obvious enough?
Spouses(and best friend) Stan Marsh

“Shut your goddamn Jew mouth!”

~ Cartman on anything Kyle said

“Up yours, fat boy!”

~ Kyle on the above quote

“Kyle's mom is a bitch.”

~ Captain Obvious on Kyle's mom

Kyle Joseph Gerald Moses Broflovski was born in a year and three quarters that keeps him between 8-9 years old over a period of over 15 years.

General Information[edit | edit source]

He is well known for being the Jew on South Park and for being the show's smart kid. Kyle is known for having a serious case of Coprophilia, especially around Christmastime. That's probably because he is Jew, and was therefore not allowed to celebrate Christmas. Kyle is also known to take LSD on occasion. Kyle's personal supplier of LSD is Paul McCartney. Kyle had attended South Park Elementary for the last 15 years and is still in fourth grade. His teacher Mr. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew.

He is also Professor of Thanksgiving at DeVry University. However, it is said that he originally intended to be the Professor of Christmas, but due to him being Jewish, he had to settle for Thanksgiving instead. Because of this, he has harbored harsh feelings towards DeVry, and is currently attempting to make plans to burn it down, but his plans have halted for a short time since he doesn't want to spend too much money on it.

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Stan Marsh[edit | edit source]

Kyle's best friend/butt buddy/husband is Stan Marsh and they have known each other since birth. The show mainly focuses around Kyle's desparate attempts to escape from his gay husband, who spends much of his time trying to fuck him. However, since Kyle is a Jew and Stan is a hippie/pussy, nobody really knows who tops during sex.

Ike[edit | edit source]

Ike Broflovski (referred to as "Kike" by Cartman) is Kyle's little brother, who was illegally smuggled across the border from Canada. Ike loves the shit out of Kyle, and tries to everything his older brother did, no matter how unlawful, illegal and/or dangerous.

Parents[edit | edit source]

His mom is, indeed, a fat bitch. She is very overprotective of his anus, and bitched him his whole life, which may have led to his drug use. What, it isn't his fault she always acts like she's on the rag! His dad always wears one of those stupid frisbee things on his head, and is a lawyer, who sues people for not converting to being Jews and for his erectile dysfunction medicine not working.

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