That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
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So there I was[edit | edit source]
and this fucking yak[edit | edit source]
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.