A Peter Griffin Christmas

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A Peter Griffin Christmas
Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover.
Album by Peter Griffin
Released March 12, 2006
Recorded: December 26, 2005
Genre Yellow Snow
Length 0:27:50
Record label Sessions
This reminds me of that time my grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Seth MacFarlane

A Peter Griffin Christmas is a Christmas album from fisherman, Road Island resident and fat guy Peter Griffin. Released in 2006, it peaked at #4 on Billboard charts, and sold a total of 3 million copies. Fans didn't seem to mind that it was released in March.

Track Listing[edit]

  1. "Intro"
  2. "Surfin' Bird"
  3. "I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done)"
  4. "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" featuring Mayor Adam West
  5. "They're Up In My Bum"
  6. "O Holy Crap"
  7. "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" featuring The Four Peters
  8. "Do You Hear What I Hear? (What the hell was that?)"
  9. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" featuring Quagmire
  10. "Look At The Bells (Holy crap, here comes Jesus!)"
  11. "Surfin' Bird (Reprise)"
  12. "Have Yourself A Freakin' Sweet Christmas"
  13. "Peter Out-Farts Michael Moore" featuring Michael Moore (bonus track)

Ding Fries Are Done![edit]

The single entitled I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done) was released on April 9th and became an immediate success. It was written in 2002 by a retarded high school student named Billy who worked at Burger King, with whom Peter Griffin was a coworker at the time. Upon hearing the song, Griffin bought the rights from Billy in exchange for a Whopper.

In 2007, Billy's parents pressed a lawsuit against Peter Griffin for exploiting Billy's naiveté. The court ruled in favor of Griffin on the grounds that he and Billy were on equal footing, as Peter Griffin is also legally retarded. Although many believe the Kool Aid Man's abrupt and distracting visit may have scrambled the jury's judgement.

Music Video[edit]

Or you could always go to Vemo.


A Peter Griffin Christmas was generally received with negative reviews. Critics slammed the album as being unoriginal, uncreative and of poor quality. The harshest review came from Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly. "You can clearly hear Peter fart on several tracks," he wrote. "Even the few songs of which farting was not a even central theme. And, seriously, what the hell does Surfin' Bird have to do with Christmas?"

There were also accusations that the entire album was a shameless plagiarism of the Jessica Simpson Christmas album. Upon these accusations, Griffin responded:

Who the hell is Jessica Simpson?

Peter Griffin

Then he farted.

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