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So life is going along just fine. You woke up right before the alarm went off. You got a coffee from Starbucks (*sip*). The radio played one of your favorite songs on the way to work. Then you got on the elevator and...it broke down between floors. "Great! This ruins my whole day!" your internal monologue monologues internally.

But wait, there's more. You're not alone. There's a hottie standing beside you. Sure, she's got a pot belly, but you're a modern man; you look beyond the outer beauty to see the beauty inside. Your day is looking up. "Hey, I'm a modern man. I'm sure her belly is beautiful on the inside." your monologue continues, "My day is looking up."

The elevator, meanwhile, continues its failure to elevate. You turn to the chubby hottie and lean in, pursing your lips in preparation for the perfect kiss...wait, you read the title already, right? So the jig, as they say, is up? Nuts! (more...)

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Pervert cat...

is just plan creepy. And not in a funny way.

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Did you know that:}}}

• ...The Ovum is the sexiest part of the female body?

• ...Stillbirth proves that God has a sense of humour?
• ...Newtis Newtfield briefly lived in Miranda Cosgrove's uterus?

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Featured & Quasi-Featured Pregnancy Articles}}}

Antbortion - Jamie Lynn Spears - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus - Born again - Ovum - Planned Parenthood

• UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook
• UnBooks:Where do babies come from?
• Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
• HowTo:Deliver a Baby A Concise...

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Let others know of good but not featured pregnancy related articles below:

Abortion - Baby farming - Birth - HowTo:Cook A Fetus - Mama Luigi - Newt - Newtis Newtfield - Preggobear - Vore - Why?:Abortion is FUN - Miranda Cosgrove - Gay Luigi

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Place requested pregnancy related articles below:

Juno - Mpreg - Miscarriage - Pregnancy Fetishism - Uterus

• UnBooks: An Extreme Pedophile's Guide To Having Sex With An Unborn Child
• Storks & Gooseberry bushes, the symbiosis

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Pregnancy Sub-Categories}}}

Abortion - Birth - Fetuses - Mpreg - Notable Preggos - Preggosexuals - Pregnancy Erotica - Pregnancy-related UnNews - Womb Newts

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External Links}}}

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