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Uterus hotwiring is an experimental new technique developed by top reproductive surgeons to allow women who cannot conceive a chance at giving birth. This revolutionary new procedure is not only very expensive, but also not covered by most insurance policies, therefore putting the procedure out of reach of most people. However, this Crackpot Surgeon's Association (CSA)-approved guide will show you how to hotwire a uterus step-by-step using common household appliances and tools.
Before any surgery, most doctors and surgeons will try to work out how they're going to do the surgery, what instruments they will need, whether or not the patient needs extra care, and what type of coffee they will drink before entering the operating room (and sometimes during the operation). (more...)
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Victoria Beckham in her true form.
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...*delivering a baby must be done in under 30 minutes, or the baby is free?
- ...The funniest thing about pregnancy is abortion?
- ...Mama Luigi is the mother of Yoshi, Link, Miranda Cosgrove, and the Green Lantern?
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