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The Internet (archaic Inter-net) also know as the Hinternet, the Tinternet and A Series of Tubes is a communication tool used by the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
It is made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, smoke signals, Oscar Wilde quotes and warning beacons of Gondor, not to be confused with a big truck. Based on a Fork of an early prototype build of Las Vegas, it was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to generally C-grade pornography, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. The Internet was at first designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthesized knowledge generating singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. It is a well known fact that the internet is over ninety-nine-and-a-half-percent pornography. These statistics are being backed by such reliable sources as the Navy and Wikipedia. (Full article...)Selected Article
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Look at yourself for a moment. You're in that chatroom. Internet Explorer is running in the background. In today's modern world, you need to be l337. Really l337. Close that browser window. You're better than this. Take out that trusty handbook. With Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser, you will become l337 in just 13 minutes 37 seconds, guaranteed!
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- Hundreds of amazing extensions you'll never use
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- Foxes will like you
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Richard Malodorous Stallman (born March 16, 1953), also known as "rms", "GNU/Stallman", 'Richard M. Stalin' and sometimes Karl Marx, is the author and most prominent proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of Free & Accessible Technology (GUTFAT), and the founder of the GNU. GNU is a clever and descriptive but decidedly non-recursive acronym standing for Generally Not Used.
Essentially, rms's theory states that it is more important for software to be free than to be usable. In later years he became the spokesperson for other freedom movements including free love, free Tibet, and free Whopper® with the purchase of a Whopper Ultra Value Meal®—for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary.…
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