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The Internet (archaic Inter-net) also know as the Hinternet, the Tinternet and A Series of Tubes is a communication tool used by the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

It is made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, smoke signals, Oscar Wilde quotes and warning beacons of Gondor, not to be confused with a big truck. Based on a Fork of an early prototype build of Las Vegas, it was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to generally C-grade pornography, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. The Internet was at first designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthesized knowledge generating singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. It is a well known fact that the internet is over ninety-nine-and-a-half-percent pornography. These statistics are being backed by such reliable sources as the Navy and Wikipedia. (See more...)
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Rickrolling is an internet meme in which online users are tricked into clicking a link to the song "Never Gonna Give You Up", a 1987 single by English singer Rick Astley. It is a form of prank in which a person is unexpectedly met with the catchy 1987 synth-pop hit, in lieu of what they were actually seeking. Instances of rickrolling peaked in 2008, although the meme continues until today. It has even revitalized Rick Astley's career, with his other major hits, "Together Forever" and "Hold Me in Your Arms", experiencing a major resurgence in streams.

Rickrolling first emerged as a variant of an earlier 4chan meme called "Duckrolling", wherein users would be tricked into clicking a hyperlink to a picture of a duck with wheels on it, hence the term, "duckrolling." User cotter548 had tricked 4chan users into clicking a link to what was supposed to be a trailer to Grand Theft Auto IV, but was instead Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

The meme quickly spread beyond 4chan, and was even featured on an episode of Family Guy, which would normally spell doom for a nascent internet meme. Despite Seth MacFarlane's attempted kiss of death, the meme has nevertheless persisted. (See more...)

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Richard Malodorous Stallman (born March 16, 1953), also known as "rms", "GNU/Stallman", Richard M. Stalin and sometimes Karl Marx, is the author and most prominent proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of Free & Accessible Technology (GUTFAT), and the founder of the GNU. GNU is a clever and descriptive but decidedly non-recursive acronym standing for Generally Not Used.

Essentially, rms's theory states that it is more important for software to be free than to be usable. In later years he became the spokesperson for other freedom movements including free love, free Tibet, and free Whopper® with the purchase of a Whopper Ultra Value Meal® – for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary.

While rms himself is sketchy about exact details of his origin, according to "The Hacker's Dictionary" he was inadvertently created in a polymer factory in 1953. (See more...)

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