“Beating my meat is my HOBBY -- Hating Others, Brutally Busting YOU!!”
ACRONYM stands for Aᴄʀᴏɴʏᴍ Can Rape Or Nake Your Mom! So it's defined circularly.
Styles of acronym writing (UR MOM GAY)
- Horizontal = Unite Ratings Must Obliterate Mothers,Giving Actual Yam
- Vertical =
Naming Others,Tame Everlasting Snakes (notes)
Acronym is actually an acronym for "Amassing Cunts-(Rancid,Odorly,Nasty) Yelling "MOTHER!"
Another circularly defined acronym is FUCK which stands for "fuck u crazy killer".
Acronym chains are a less popular thing when it comes to acronyms,is actually linking an acronym to another acronym.
The systems of acronym chains
You acronymize a thing,then you acronymize the acronymized thing,and so on.
(e.g:The word "at" is acronymized "all tar",acronymized "At Le Lad,Tar At Rad" acronymized "Amass Tars Leading Enemas,Leading Amassed Dates,Tuning Amassed Rats At "The Riding Anonymous Dork",and so forth until you reach an infinite continuum.
Regular Recursion and NOON
Consider the word NO. To keep things simple, letter N shall always be acronymized "no", and letter O shall always be acronymized "on". Then "no" is acronymized "No On", which is acronymized "No On On No", which is acronymized "No On On No On No No On", and so on, and so on. If we go on to infinity, delete the spaces and capitalize all letters, it would become "NOONONNOONNONOONONNONOONNOONONNO...". This sequence is known as the NOON sequence because of its first four letters.
Acronyms in popular culture
They get featured A LOT in cartoons in Romania,for example,in an episode of "The Tom And Jerry Show",dubbed in Romanian,there is Bigby talking about a system with an acronymized name,calling it (in the Romanian dubbing version) ZDILJL (ZZZDDDIILLLLJJJJLLLL)!!!
HowTo:Create funny acronyms that would get you expelled from school
Use the table below. There are some missing words that need you to fill out.
|A||ass||assassinate||?||B||bitch, butt, bomb||?||?|
|C||communism/t, covidiot||cheat||crazy||D||dick, dog, dung||die||dangerous, dead|
|E||error||err, escape, expel||evil||F||failure, fuck||fail||fucking|
|G||gun, gays||?||gay||H||hatred, heck, hell||hate||hated|
|M||mom, monster, motherfucker||motherfuck||monstrous||N||negro||?||naked, nasty|
|Q||?||?||queer||R||rapist, redundancy, rédund||rape, redund||rotten, ridiculous|
|S||shit, stupidity||scan||shitty, stupid||T||torture||?||?|
|W||witch||?||wicked||X||Avoid using the letter X. No good word suggestions.|
Also, you would probably need simple words like "get", "or", "the" or "which". They are not listed in the table above.