Acronym

“Beating my meat is my HOBBY -- Hating Others, Brutally Busting YOU!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Acronym

ACRONYM stands for Aᴄʀᴏɴʏᴍ Can Rape Or Nake Your Mom! So it's defined circularly.

Teacher’s day celebration. Note that whoever wrote this thing crossed out a nonsense letter the English teacher wrote but wrote two himself.

Styles of acronym writing (UR MOM GAY)

• Horizontal = Unite Ratings Must Obliterate Mothers,Giving Actual Yam

• Vertical =

Unite

Ratings

Must

Obliterate

Mothers,

Giving

Actual

Yam

Naming Others,Tame Everlasting Snakes (notes)

Acronym is actually an acronym for "Amassing Cunts-(Rancid,Odorly,Nasty) Yelling "MOTHER!"

Or: ACRONYM can rape or nake your mom! That’s circular definition, but nobody cares.

Another circularly defined acronym is FUCK which stands for "fuck u crazy killer".

Acronym chains

Acronym chains are a less popular thing when it comes to acronyms,is actually linking an acronym to another acronym.

The systems of acronym chains

You acronymize a thing,then you acronymize the acronymized thing,and so on.

(e.g:The word "at" is acronymized "all tar",acronymized "At Le Lad,Tar At Rad" acronymized "Amass Tars Leading Enemas,Leading Amassed Dates,Tuning Amassed Rats At "The Riding Anonymous Dork",and so forth until you reach an infinite continuum.

Regular Recursion and NOON

Consider the word NO. To keep things simple, letter N shall always be acronymized "no", and letter O shall always be acronymized "on". Then "no" is acronymized "No On", which is acronymized "No On On No", which is acronymized "No On On No On No No On", and so on, and so on. If we go on to infinity, delete the spaces and capitalize all letters, it would become "NOONONNOONNONOONONNONOONNOONONNO...". This sequence is known as the NOON sequence because of its first four letters.

Acronyms in popular culture

They get featured A LOT in cartoons in Romania,for example,in an episode of "The Tom And Jerry Show",dubbed in Romanian,there is Bigby talking about a system with an acronymized name,calling it (in the Romanian dubbing version) ZDILJL (ZZZDDDIILLLLJJJJLLLL)!!!

HowTo:Create funny acronyms that would get you expelled from school

Use the table below. There are some missing words that need you to fill out.

Letter	Noun	Verb	Adjective	Letter	Noun	Verb	Adjective
A	ass	assassinate	?	B	bitch, butt, bomb	?	?
C	communism/t, covidiot	cheat	crazy	D	dick, dog, dung	die	dangerous, dead
E	error	err, escape, expel	evil	F	failure, fuck	fail	fucking
G	gun, gays	?	gay	H	hatred, heck, hell	hate	hated
I	idiot	?	idiotic	J	jail, junk	?	?
K	killer	kill	?	L	liar	lie, loathe	ludicrous
M	mom, monster, motherfucker	motherfuck	monstrous	N	negro	?	naked, nasty
O	odor	?	outrageous	P	penis, pig	piss	?
Q	?	?	queer	R	rapist, redundancy, rédund	rape, redund	rotten, ridiculous
S	shit, stupidity	scan	shitty, stupid	T	torture	?	?
U	Uncyclopedia	uncycle	ugly	V	violence	?	vile, violent
W	witch	?	wicked	X	Avoid using the letter X. No good word suggestions.
Y	you	?	yucky	Z	zombie	?	?

Also, you would probably need simple words like "get", "or", "the" or "which". They are not listed in the table above.

See also

• Unternational Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet