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Cancer is a constellation in the sky that resembles an extremely oblong tumor. However, it is also related to:

  Cancer Made Easy
Cancer - Cancer (beverage) - Cancer (constellation) - Cancer porn - Clap for Cancer - HowTo:Cure Cancer - Malignant Cancer - Semicolon Cancer - UnNews:Breathing may lead to cancer - UnNews:Cancer is racist - UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer - UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman - UnNews:Uncyclopedia Cures Cancer - UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer? - Why?:Cancer is Great Cancer-cola.jpg
  ~ Divine Retribution ~

Cancer - Damaged goods - Damnation - Death of Your First Born - Decapitation Disease - Famine - Fire and Brimstone - Flagellation - Flood - Frogs - Marriage - Melenoma - Papercuts of Doom - Pedicornwallification - Pestilence - Pixellated Face Disease - Spontaneous Combustion - Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome - Sudden Instant Death Syndrome