Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DUMBASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BOOBIES article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ORGASM neurochemical FUCK disorder FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK, sudden HELLFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNNILINGUS or OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAGGY TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially WINDOWS VISTA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAFFY television programs to address CROTCH Tourette's syndrome.

POLAK Tourette's is LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT not to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER TITS random SEX disorientation, culturally-ROSIE O'DONNELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOM DeLUISE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCROTUM language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSHITTER quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES BRUSH MA TEETH garbage.

Darnit.

A SAGGY TITS Polite Note to the TWISTY VAGINA Author:

The BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Research Institute was GENITALIA founded to GANGBANG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DILDO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JACKASS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers KIKE swear. You can POTTYMOUTH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS TV, for always focusing on the BOOBIES bad side of a terrible PENIS thing.
The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKSTUFFER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YUKY DOODY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHICKEN SHIT knee SPUNK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is TITTYWANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHING CHONG CHINK sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and CAMEL FUCKER commit FUCK suicide.
There is no DUMBASS cure, and the TWAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOG SHIT tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALLS perodol" which caused my entire ASSRAPING body to go BRITNEY numb and COCKSHITTER basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANKSPLAT it is without the BAD MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome BAT FUCK INSANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the EMO public view of Tourettes as a "CHENEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POTTYMOUTH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for DOT HEAD "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY PUNCHER this that really WANK annoys me. I am working towards a BAT FUCK INSANE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JUSTIN BIEBER, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) JUNGLE BUNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.

Best HAIL SATAN! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. QUEEF Regards to Andrew POLAK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK CHICKEN punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my WANKSPLAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ARSE and DUNE COON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCROTUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JIZZ BAND WITH 4 MAMA MIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICK'S HOUSE

How NI to TURD cure SHITBALLS the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBAG for BRITNEY Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! is CRAPPY following DUMBASS these COMMUNION WAFER rules SHIT in ADMINS ARE GAY order:

1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature TRANNY little FUCK kids,
2: Count to DOUCHE NAZI within DICKLICK 10 PIGFUCKERseconds,
3: Do not open your MOCCASINS GANGBANG GRAPE PENIS nor PISS ARTIST talk,
4: Tell BITCH yourself you NAZI don't MARGARET THATCHER have DOG SHIT this BULLSHIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DYKE WITH NASTY CUNTRAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICK last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF FENCE JUMPER THIS MALARKY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WALRUS SHIT offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NICARAGUA people who try FIST FUCK to battle SHITTY'FUCKER that tight-ass BUKKAKE 17-year-SCUMBAG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find D'OH it now, but someone said KRAUT' FUCKSTAIN WANK'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing MAMA MIA matter. Plus there SPIC was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RECTUM RAIDER Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WILLY WONKA stuff. So DICK IN A BOX that means CUNTSWILLING stop getting mad at the FUCKBAG first part too and FUCK talking about the FUCK letter that it's CUNT mocking (what SON OF A BITCH letter? I don't even know what WOMEN'S RIGHTS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SUCK A BIG DICK hi self PUSSY even made a really SUGARTITS good point. "It's MOTHERFUCKER nothing more DYKE from a head nod to a BOB SAGET knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add GYPSY onto FUCKING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BONER suffer that DUMBASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKSMOKER hilarious. If you RICK MORANIS Want facts, go on BOOBIES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITBALLS be offended, don't read WALRUS SHIT the freaking ASS article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and with the BUTTFUCKER and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which GO COUNT YOUR DICK while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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