Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!'MONKEY SHIT'I WILL END YOU!'BUTTFUCKER'FLYING FUCK'VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden CHALICE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or DOUCHETITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIRTY SANCHEZ include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK SHITTY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGGER OFF television programs to address CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette's syndrome.

SHAKOPEE Tourette's is FRIG not to be ASSCRACK confused with TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRENCH TICKLER random BUGGER disorientation, culturally-GANGBANG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GRINGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JAP language, WETBACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EARS OF CHRIST BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PEEPEE souvenir shoppes and massive VAGINA quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS garbage.

Darnit.

A MARGARET THATCHER Polite Note to the TAMPON IN MY ASS Author:

The TITMOUSE Tourette's NIPPLES Research Institute was INCEST founded to ARSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMNATION Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BAT FUCK INSANE article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WEHATEMARIO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT PIRATE TV, for always focusing on the SIGMUND FREUD bad side of a terrible CLUSTERFUCK thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee WANKSPLAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAPPY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHEBAG sufferers to become FAG manically depressed and REDNECK commit SHITSKIN suicide.
• There is no FUCKBAG cure, and the MOZILLA FIREFOX drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOY perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go SEX numb and GOD DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKBAG it is without the FROG'S FAT ASS drug.

I am an active member of a I'LL RAPE YOU tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WETBACK the SHUT UP, MEG! public view of Tourettes as a "JACKASS SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKING FUCKBOROUGH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEGRO sorry for CRAP ON A STICK "hi-jacking" your DALAI LAMA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JAP this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a BLOWJOB better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOM DeLUISE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUGAR, and making fun of a FAG horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. PORCH MONKEY Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKER punch him if you BEAVER want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DILDO saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON and FOUR-EYES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD KISSER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRACKER BAND WITH 4 BOOBS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR the WIKIPEDIA Tourette's TITMOUSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITE for GOD DAMN Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome PISS is TITWANK following RAT'S ASS these PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS rules ASSRAMMER in RICK MORANIS order:

• 1: Avoid SPANK THE MONKEY immature SHITE little BUKKAKE kids,
• 2: Count to TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE within TWAT 10 FAGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAGO MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER nor TAMPONS talk,
• 4: Tell ORGASM yourself you MONKEY SHIT don't DAMN have PEEPEE this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EMO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw SCUMBAG!

I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF WANK THIS DIPSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ORGASM offensive. JACK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLCRAP people who try SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS to battle FUCKFACE'NIGGER that tight-ass SEMPRINI 17-year-BUGGER OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GREASER it now, but someone said BUTT-FOR-BRAINS' YID SPIC'PISS UP MY ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SUCK A BIG DICK is a laughing DICKLICK matter. Plus there BANGKOK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCOCK articles FIST FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BAT FUCK INSANE stuff. So BONER that means COON stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and SHITFACE talking about the WIGGER letter that it's RANDY TRAVIS mocking (what GRINGO letter? I don't even know what MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian POOPOO hi self AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS even made a really PISS good point. "It's SUGARTITS nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a MONKEY SHIT knee tick". BEANER. Which I'll add CLUSTERFUCK onto TITWANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUGHNUT PUNCHER suffer that I AM CORNHOLIO! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FALSE BENSON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a BIGNOSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-HOLE hilarious. If you FUCKTARD Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read SCROTUM the freaking SUITCASE PENIS article anyway.

HELL ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FASHION BUG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN KRAUT DICK IN A BOX CLIT

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BITCH GIVING HEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL BELLEND HELL PRICK FUCKER POLACK DARTH VADER FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHE GOBSHITE FUCKTARD BONG CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PEEPEE THONG TASTER FRITZ BIRD SHIT FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN FUCK POWERSHIT YID CRACKER PRICK TITMOUSE CROTCH COCKGOBLIN CHICKEN FRIES TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK HELL BASTARD SMEG JAP WANKER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD NECROPHILIA BITCH WHORE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST SHITTY WANK FUCKTARD WANK FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER INCEST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE ASSHAT HELLFUCKER FUCKHEAD PENISBIRD CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER WALRUS SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK GOATSE CLEVELAND STEAMER PRICK FROG BUGFUCK SHITFACE YUKY DOODY WINDOWS VISTA EAT MY SHIT! 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HADJI CRACKER BEANER JUNGLE BUNNY KRAUT BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO WANK I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION SNUFF PORN CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAP WHORE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE OSTRICH MY ASS SLOPE GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT FUCK URINE-GARGLING ASS HELL DICKHEAD CLIT FUCK NUGGET SHIT FUCK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB POMMIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH SAGGY TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL SHITFACE HITLER DUMBASS FUCKTARD HOT GRITS BITCH BULLCRAP CTHULHU FHTAGN SCROTUM FUCK OFF GOD DAMN KRAUT SHITSKIN DYKE DICKWAD FUCKTARD WIENER AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK ASS SCUMBUCKET [EXPLETIVE] PICKANINNY FELCHING PUNANI DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS INBRED RAPE FUCKING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER CHIGGER SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALL SACK FUCK YOU FUCK SHIT PIG CHINK TWAT TWISTY VAGINA BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARSE FUCK SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS DAGO KNOBJOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE FUCKWIT BALL SACK ASSHAT ORGASM RAT'S COCK DAMN RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WOP CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VANDAL INBRED DICK CHICKEN DYKE PICKANINNY ASS CLUSTERFUCK EMO CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS LOLCAT TITS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK POOPY FUCKTARD DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHAT ALEX TREBEK BEAVER COCK NECROPHILIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITE RADIO FREE LUNCH PENIS WOP NIPPLES SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK DICKFACE YOUR MOM DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE NAZI BONER DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BRUSH MA TEETH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DAMN ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF HEIL HITLER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH ASSRAPING JOHNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT NIPPLES SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT SCUMBAG GOD DAMN BITCH DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT TURD SLOPE SHAKOPEE DOUCHEBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL JACKASS SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! WIENER FUCKER SHITHEAD FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY SANCHEZ BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB ASS FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY SANCHEZ LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I RAPE WALRUSES! TACO SHIT TWAT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FLYING FUCK COCK BOLLOCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK WHORE FUCK HENTAI MARGARET THATCHER DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAND NIGGER JACKASS FUCK NUGGET CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY SHIT FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER PIG FUCK A DUCK NIGGER CHIGGER SEMEN FIST FUCK TIMBER NIGGER CHINK HONKY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SNUFF PORN DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GIVING HEAD DOG FUCKER PRICK FUCK JIZZ WIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU REDNECK BASTARD SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU NAZI BANGKOK RAGHEAD PISS OFF COCK BUGGER OFF PUNANI EMO EXTRA LONG PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS WOP SHIT LIKE A HORSE YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU SACRAMENTO DICKFACE TOWELHEAD PANCHEN LAMA GRINGO TESTICLE CHOKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIENER BUGGER OFF KIKE SOD OFF SUCK A BIG DICK YOU WANKER FUCKER DICKFACE INCEST FUCKFACE NIPPLES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING SHIT CUNT POOPY FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD FUCKBAG DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER DOODIE HEAD AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST NIPPLES HOMO DAMN IT NIGNOG FUCKING COCKSHITTER TITTIES KRAUT SLOPE MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE CHOAD PISS BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS SHAKOPEE MASTURBATION PAKI DYKE PISS ARTIST FUCKER COCK COCKSUCKER SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER RICK MORANIS NAZI BASTARD CUNT BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH RAT'S COCK DICK TITS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHOLE HEAVEN BULLSHIT SHITTY FUCK YOU FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN YUKY DOODY ORGASM ALF [expletive deleted] HOMO YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SLOPE SON OF A BITCH CUNTYMINTS CLIT SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE GOD DAMN BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX EPIDIDYMIS TWISTY VAGINA 666 TITS & DICKS BASTARD DAGO ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET [Insert yet another person's name here] MALL SANTA POLESMOKER BOOBS GYPSY SOD BASTARD P'KANG SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! NICARAGUA ANAL BONER GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE CHINK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT TAFFY FUCK A DUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CHING CHONG CHINK BUGGER OFF SNUFF PORN FUCKING DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP SHITSLINGING BASTARD FUCKER DOUCHE PUSSYLICKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIGGABOO SHAKOPEE SEX DUMBASS ASSCRACK DAGO DICK NECROPHILIA PUNANI CLIT OH SHI– CAMEL JOCKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BRITNEY and with the BUTTFUCKER and his TACO of girraffes in which INBRED while reading about CUNTRAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT