Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPANK THE MONKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BASTARD, sudden BAT FUCK INSANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or GO HOME AND DIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TIT DIRT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JOHN ELWAY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSKIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITMOUSE CRACKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOZILLA FIREFOX utterFUCKance of socially FUCKBAG objectionable words).
BUTT PIRATE Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be COCKSUCKER confused with MOCCASINS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTYWANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-DIRTY SANCHEZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKWIT language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTSWILLING souvenir shoppes and massive COCK quantities HOSER of ANAL DIABETES TITTIES garbage.
Darnit.
A BOOBS Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LENS CRAFTERS article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOAT DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIKIPEDIA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can GANGBANG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible SEMEN thing.
- The main FUCKING JUMP! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REDSKIN knee ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHITSLIDE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK IN A BOX sufferers to become DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT manically depressed and SPIC commit TWAT suicide.
- There is no BITCH cure, and the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire ASSHAT body to go DIPSHIT numb and NICARAGUA basically made it NIGGA! worse than BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a PISS tourette syndrome TOSSER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSCRACK the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "ASS LICKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am RAGHEAD sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your PENISBIRD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRIG this that really CUNTBUCKET annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BENCH PRESS, and making fun of a BEAVER horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIMEY time.
Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “COCKSHITTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply
As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.
Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen
P.S. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Regards to Andrew BUTTFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my WOMEN'S RIGHTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BASTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DUNE COON and ASSCRACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEOPETS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 CRAP ON A STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE! BASTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BASTARD'S HOUSE
How BUTT PIRATE to SEX cure FUCKHEAD the FELCHING Tourette's NECROPHILIA Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment REDSKIN for DIPSHIT Tourette's CRAP Syndrome BLOWJOB is MAMA MIA following ASSFACE these TWAT rules SHIT in FRAK order:
- 1: Avoid SHITBALLS immature WIENER little ASSRAMMER kids,
- 2: Count to TURD within FUCK YOU 10 JAPseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WANK WHORE BITCH nor SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talk,
- 4: Tell DICK IN A BOX yourself you FUCK don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK have ASSBANDIT this TWO-INCH PENIS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WITH NASTY [EXPLETIVE] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BASTARD last straw FUCKFACE!
I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSWIPE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF JACKASS THIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FAGGOT offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKHEAD people who try DONALD RUMSFELD to battle AUTOFELLATIO'ASSWIPE that tight-ass DICKHEAD 17-year-JACK OFF—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIPPLES it now, but someone said TIT SPRINKLES' FUCKER SEX'COCKSTUFFER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAPMUNCHER is a laughing JIZZ matter. Plus there I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Uncyclopedia, there are MACACA articles FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So FUCKFACE that means JESUS FUCKING CHRIST stop getting mad at the INBRED first part too and DONGSHOVER talking about the TURD letter that it's CAMEL JOCKEY mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what BOOBIES the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! hi self PISS even made a really BASTARD good point. "It's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE nothing more SHITFUCKER from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". ASS LICKER. Which I'll add FUCK onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES suffer that PISS ARTIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSCRACK be, because if I were a NIGNOG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNNILINGUS hilarious. If you COMMUNIST DILDO Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read COCKSMOKER the freaking ARSE article anyway.
FUCKWIT SHITTY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT SHITFACE BOOBS BITCH PEDOPHILIA [Insert yet another person's name here] HOMO
DYKE PISS OFF MY ASS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCKING LUV FUCKER POLESMOKER NIGGER TITS CRACKER CUNT SHITSLINGING PRICK LIMEY CLIT [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD COON JERRY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LOGJAMMER CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE SLOPE RAT'S COCK CUNT TAFFY VAGINA NIGGER NIGGER RAGHEAD WANKER JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS DILDO TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK EMO INBRED WANKSPLAT ASS pen0r CLUSTER FUCK CLEMEN CRAP NEGRO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICK CHICKEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT SHITE TOSSER O CANADA YOU WANKER SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHAV SHITE ROSES BULLSHIT SHITBALLS FUCK DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT O KURWA! BALLS SUNSHINE RICK MORANIS INCEST EDITABLE DYK HUMAN RIGHTS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN PISS OFF RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS COON ASS COCKGOBLIN TITWANK JAP CHOAD KISSER EMO MARGARET THATCHER INBRED ARSE CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKWIT HELL QUEEF RAGHEAD ASS JAP PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! 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PISS OFF MY ASS SHITPISSER CUNTBUCKET ASSRAMMER DAMN WANK WANK JACKASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FELLATIO TITTIES FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE FOUR-EYES YOU SUCK BALLS TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLCRAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DYKE I AM CORNHOLIO! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUNANI GIVING HEAD DICKHEAD PAKI NIPPLES EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TACO FAG I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS NIGNOG CONDOMS RAPE LIMEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRITZ FOUR-EYES COCK CONDOMS FRITZ BLUMPKIN TIMBER NIGGER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PIG SHITFUCKER CUNT RECTUM RAIDER HORSE SHIT HONKY JOHNNY BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT JACKASS SHIT LET'S SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK REDSKIN CUNT MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS BUGGER OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS OFF DILDO NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT DOM DeLUISE FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS GOATSE PISS FUCKHEAD BITCH BASTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] ASS DICKFACE RUSKIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER BUTT-HOLE SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN PENISBIRD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN TITTIES FUCKWIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN TOSSER PISS OFF FUCK YOU PUSSY FELCHMONKEY MONKEY SHIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH VAGINA JERK OFF TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! DICKFACE BULLSHIT WIENER BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT FELCHING BATHING SUIT AREA FRIG DAMN ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES RAPE GOATSE BUGGER SEX ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER DUNE COON WIKIPEDIA DICK TITS SHIT DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A HELLFIRE JACKASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK D'OH PUSSY CLIT EPIDIDYMIS CHICKEN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO CUNT TACO JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE DOUCHING FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS HELL WIKIPEDIA GOATSE ASS GARBAGE DAY! MACACA OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHORE WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BONER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the JACKASS SHIT and his BALL SACK of girraffes in which BOLLOCKS while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FIST FUCK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CUM
Article written in the style of its subject This article is JAP funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BALLS subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PRICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a OSTRICH MY ASS joke loses its humour TAFFY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TAMPON IN MY ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSFACE SCUMBAG HELL PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE!!!!!I <3 COCK |