Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NEOPETS, sudden JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTER FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWO-INCH PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOATSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially PIG objectionable words).
MONKEY SHIT Tourette's is WOP not to be BLOWJOB confused with LIMEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELLATIO random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-pen0r-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, FASHION BUG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY SHIT quantities BUKKAKE of ANAL DIABETES PRICK garbage.
Darnit.
A DOUCHE NAZI Polite Note to the FUCKING BASEBALL Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INCEST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRITZ.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PICKANINNY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of COON Tourrette's sufferers FLAMING ASS BADGER swear. You can FEMADOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TV, for always focusing on the JACKASS bad side of a terrible COCKSHITTER thing.
- The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NAZI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS OFF MY ASS knee [expletive deleted] NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PORCUPINE'S BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RICK MORANIS school for SMEG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSUCKER sufferers to become DICK manically depressed and RUSTY TROMBONE commit ARSE suicide.
- There is no GOATSE cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse MICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PECKERHEAD perodol" which caused my entire PRICK body to go WHORE numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSWIPE it is without the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS drug.
I am an active member of a NEGRO tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the CLEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "WETBACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHITFUCKER sorry for SON OF A BITCH "hi-jacking" your FUCK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! annoys me. I am working towards a SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN IT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLAMING ASS BADGER, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) I'LL RAPE YOU funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.
Best FUCKTARD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “EUROIPODS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese LHASA reply
As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your CULT OF THE DEAD COW capitalist society OPINION.
Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. JACKASS SHIT Regards to Andrew FUCKTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOATSE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COCKSUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine NEOPETS Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SUCK COCKS IN HELL! and HELLFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INCEST BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! NEOPETS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NEOPETS'S HOUSE
How BLOWJOB to INCEST cure POO POO BLOWJOB the POMMIE Tourette's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BIGNOSE for IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's HELL Syndrome YOU WANKER is CUNTRAG following FUCKFACE these RANDY TRAVIS rules DAMN IT in DIMETHYL GLYCOL order:
- 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS little CUNT kids,
- 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE within DELICIOUS CAKE 10 CUNT CRAPPERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG INBRED BORDER HOPPER nor YOU WANKER talk,
- 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you CLEVELAND STEAMER don't TURD have MOTHERFUCKER this JENKEM disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHING CHONG CHINK WITH NASTY VAGINA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTSWILLING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the NEOPETS last straw LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!
I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF FUCKFACE THIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITS offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIPPLES people who try JACKASS to battle CUNT CRAPPER'POTTYMOUTH that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-DOG SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUITCASE PENIS it now, but someone said FUCK' WIKIPEDIA CUNNILINGUS'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MALL SANTA is a laughing GOD DAMN matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRIG Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles CHICKEN SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCUMBAG stuff. So DAMN that means FLYING RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the MOZILLA FIREFOX first part too and NIPPLES talking about the PIECE OF SHIT letter that it's FRENCH TICKLER mocking (what THONG TASTER letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian LET'S SHIT hi self ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA even made a really EPIDIDYMIS good point. "It's DICK IN A BOX nothing more ASS from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". BUTT-HOLE. Which I'll add CUNTBUCKET onto BEANER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLESMOKER suffer that BELLEND much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK MY COCK hilarious. If you SACRAMENTO Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITTIES be offended, don't read HELL the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.
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SOD OFF VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE WHORE ASS PISS ARTIST DAMMIT ANAL TITTIES WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD DOUCHING JIGGABOO SHIT DIPSHIT INCEST FUCKER BULLCRAP SHIT FRAK DUNE COON GOATSE FUCK YOU BASTARD DUMBASS SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY CRACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKFACE CANNED QUOTE DOUCHE NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN SHITPISSER FUCKER DOODIE HEAD BONER DYKE CUNT FUCKTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ LIMEY MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS ASS HELL IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU YUKKY DOODY CUNT TITTIES ASSFACE JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA DICK GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY COCK DICK ASS FASCIST DOG FUCKER ASS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PRICK DICKFACE FEMADOM FUCKING INJUN SAND NIGGER BIRD SHIT COCKSTUFFER KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK CLEMEN TAFFY FUCKTARD ASSWIPE SACRAMENTO FUCK COCKGOBLIN BEAVER GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES PIECE OF SHIT BONG SEX PUSSY DAMMIT BELLEND DAMN NECROPHILIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKWIT INBRED PRICK BEANER JACK ABRAMOFF COCK MOTHERFUCKER PIG CUNT SHITCOCK CONDOMS DOUCHE PICKANINNY DAMN JIZZ SHITFACE BALLS TITWANK JACKASS FUCK OFF KAFFIR SAND NIGGER PISS OFF ASS TWAT WILLY WONKA ASS LICKER FLYING FUCK TITS SCUMBUCKET CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE NIPPLES DAMN WANK NIGGER BOOBIES FUCK HELL HELL DUMBASS COON PRICK DICKFACE WANKER CROTCH FELCHING NIGGER FAG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BLOWJOB and with the JACK OFF and his DYKE of girraffes in which GOAT DICK while reading about TITS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FRITZ also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PUSSY
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HORSE SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NIGNOG subject. If you do not find it funny PRICK, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMMIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOUCHE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHUT UP, MEG! joke loses its humour SHITHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITPISSER ignorant, then you wouldn't have BLISTERING BARNACLES needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSCRACK TRANNY GREASER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKBAG!!!!!I <3 COCK |
