Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSWIPE, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BEANER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHAKOPEE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POLESMOKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLAMING ASS BADGER utterFUCKance of socially EPIDIDYMIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DYKE television programs to address MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is PORCH MONKEY not to be CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON confused with JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random HELLFUCKER disorientation, culturally-SHITFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, BOB SAGET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKWAD souvenir shoppes and massive TRANNY quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES PRICK garbage.

Darnit.

A NIPPLES Polite Note to the SPANK THE MONKEY Author:

The REBECCA BLACK Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was FUCK founded to PEDOPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GO HOME AND DIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DAMNATION Tourrette's sufferers DICK swear. You can NIGNOG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCUMBAG TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YOU bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
  • The main COMMUNION WAFER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for FRITZ something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no DYKE cure, and the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse NIGNOG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEMEN perodol" which caused my entire SUITCASE PENIS body to go PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SNUFF PORN it is without the KNOBJOCKEY drug.

I am an active member of a SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM tourette syndrome THIS IS A RARE SWEAR association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the GO COUNT YOUR DICK public view of Tourettes as a "JAP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sorry for FUCKFACE "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUCK A BIG DICK this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSHITTER, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best PISS ARTIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. BIGNOSE Regards to Andrew JACKASS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The SONNY BILL WILLIAMS bastard who wrote this article. You can MACACA punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POMMIE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BOB SAGET to ROSIE O'DONNELL cure EXTRA LONG PENIS the DOG SHIT Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKWAD for ASSCRACK Tourette's POLAK Syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE is SAND NIGGER following WANKER these DOUCHE NAZI rules CAMEL FUCKER in WALRUS SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT immature ASS little COCKGOBLIN kids,
  • 2: Count to CUNT within GOD DAMN 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK nor DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! yourself you ORGASM don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS have CUNT CRAPPER this ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSWIPE last straw TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK!

I fucking put PISS' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS ARTIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF ASS THIS TWAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBAG offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOCKIE people who try FASHION BUG to battle POOPY'CAMEL JOCKEY that tight-ass GO COUNT YOUR DICK 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GANGBANG it now, but someone said INVISIBLE!' JESSE McCARTNEY NEOPETS'POMMIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHICKEN FRIES is a laughing GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS matter. Plus there HOLY DUMB FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YOU articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HI, BILLY MAYS HERE stuff. So WIENER that means LOLCAT stop getting mad at the REDSKIN first part too and CHICKEN FRIES talking about the FROG'S FAT ASS letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self SUCK MY DICK even made a really PUNANI good point. "It's JAP nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a FELLATIO knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ORGASM suffer that AY-AY-AY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEAVER be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HORSE SHIT hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on JACKASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FROG be offended, don't read ASSRAPING the freaking FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article anyway.

ANAL FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT PENIS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITE CAUCASIANS PISS ARTIST MACACA

STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING MALARKY FUCKING WANK GOD DAMN DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSTUFFER DAMN BOLLOCKS DOUCHING DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK FUCK A DUCK CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU JACKASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKFACE YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG FUCKER WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH HELL KIKE CROTCH DICKHEAD DIPSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL ASSHOLE CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT CUNTRAG BLOWJOB ARSEBADGERS RAT'S COCK FRITZ BITCH WOP TITS YOGHURT CANNON SHITBALLS SHITFACE SHITTY BITCH HOMO JACK OFF INCEST BALLS FUCKFACE WANK BASTARD SHITCOCK DIPSHIT SEX SUGARTITS WIKIPEDIA GIVING HEAD FENCE JUMPER SPANK THE MONKEY CHOLERA IS FUN! CUNT CHOAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT HITLER PISS OFF HOT GRITS DUMBASS GRINGO DUNE COON SOD CUNTRAG SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FREE ELECTIONS FRENCH TICKLER CROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU JENKEM DICKFACE CHIGGER GYPSY CROTCH BIGNOSE ASSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFACE FUCKWIT FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT TACO PISS OFF MY ASS SON OF A BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON CHOAD KISSER DAMNATION PEDOPHILIA CUNTSWILLING TITS ASSHOLE HONKY PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLCRAP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NECROPHILIA PISS OFF MY ASS WHORE GOAT DICK BLUE PENIS! suck my mothers POLACK WINDOWS VISTA FELCHMONKEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS SHIT BULLSHIT CHENEY DICKHEAD ASS FROG SCROTUM HELL FUCK SHITE PISS OFF RAPE FUCK FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK JUSTIN BIEBER MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE ASSBANDIT MONKEY'S UNCLE WOP INBRED BUGGER OFF COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS SEX COON SAND NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING RAT'S ASS LENS CRAFTERS GRINGO FLOWERS DOG SHIT SEX ASSFACE JACK ABRAMOFF NECROPHILIA COCKSTUFFER NECROPHILIA BELLEND GO HOME AND DIE JENKEM PUSSY TITS DAMMIT NIGGER CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY HOMO ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS COCKSHITTER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD SHIT COCKSMOKER SHITSLIDE TITS SPUNK DICKLICK DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO MASTURBATION FRENCH TICKLER HONKY DUNE COON BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT SEX SHITSLINGING BALL SACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD NECROPHILIA NEGRO DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT NEGRO PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN ANAL DIABETES BIRD SHIT DAMN PISS OFF VAGINA INBRED RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK HOMO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOYCOTT VIACOM! JOHNNY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE WHORE CUNTING ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE SEMEN ASSHOLE CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTYWANK ANAL DIABETES PEARL NECKLACE suck my mothers CLEMEN FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST [EXPLETIVE] FRAK CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HONKY SHITE BUGGER OFF RUSTY TROMBONE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUNE COON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER CANNED QUOTES BULLCRAP ASS LICKER DICKLICK FUCK SHIT ASSHAT CLIT CLEMEN SCUMBAG DOT HEAD BITCH LAKE TITICACA PISS TWISTY VAGINA GOBSHITE SHIT FUCK PENIS DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS BUTT-HOLE FRENCH TICKLER INBRED DICKHEAD DAGO RAGHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY FUCK EPIDIDYMIS COLGATE SHITSKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER COMMUNIST DILDO WIKIPEDIA FRENCH TICKLER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YUKKY DOODY RAPE QUEEF ASS WANK FRITZ SHITSLINGING SHITTY CHRISTHUMPER HELLFUCKER GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD NIGGER SPUNK COMMUNIST DILDO DUNE COON I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY WETBACK FUCK DOG SHIT SOAPY TITWANK NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS CHOAD DICKFACE SCROTUM TWAT TITS GRASS MUD HORSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DUMBASS COON INBRED BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF TITTIES PENIS ON A STICK ANUSCAKE DAMN BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER CHENEY BITCH SON OF A BITCH DAMN CUM QUEEF NORTH KOREA NI FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK SPIC PISS OFF MY ASS ORGASM SHITCOCK ANUSCAKE WIENER WANK FRENCH TICKLER SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING FROG'S FAT ASS ASSBANDIT CUNT NIGGER WHORE JESSE McCARTNEY CARPET MUNCHER AY-AY-AY POMMIE BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM FUCK WANKER SON OF A BITCH PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS FASCIST FELLATIO FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD NORTH KOREA FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS SHITFACE HENTAI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS DOM DeLUISE DOM DeLUISE NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOLDY TITS CRAPFUCKER DOUCHING MOLDY TITS suck my mothers FUCK OFF FUCKING A HELLFUCKER MICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NICARAGUA YID MACACA MALARKY FIST FUCK CUNTRAG suck my mothers CLIT DAMN IT LAKE TITICACA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA TOSSER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH SHITHEAD SOD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FELCHING SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT TITMOUSE SHITPISSER HUMAN RIGHTS TOWELHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY PUNCHER STEVE BALLMER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN DAMN IT GOD DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK NUGGET PENIS WANK FRIG FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU TONY LA RUSSA PEEPEE CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE DOUCHEBAG DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLESMOKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRAPMUNCHER FUCK GOATSE ASS CHOAD KISSER MILF BALL SACK PISS PRICK GRINGO MOCKIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAGGY TITS SHIT HOMO PISS ARTIST COON GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT BELLEND FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSFACE FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT JIGGABOO BASTARD NIGGER CHRIS CHAN POWERSHIT DICKFACE SHITHEAD WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER DOT HEAD 4CHAN SHITCOCK CRACKER BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAGHEAD FASHION BUG INVISIBLE! DAMN BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TAMPONS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK SHITTY MACACA BIRD SHIT FAG SHITE TIT SPRINKLES JACKASS SHIT suck my mothers FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEMEN CRACKER ANAL SHITHEAD HO ASSCRACK HENTAI ASSFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLEMEN DAMN CLEMEN CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE GREASER FIST FUCK DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT FUCK NIGGER ASS COCK BOOBS ANUSCAKE ASSRAPING FUDGEPACKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER GO HOME AND DIE VAGINA NIGNOG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE HELL CUNNILINGUS BUGGER JIZZ O KURWA! DAMN BITCH BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK OFF GOBSHITE COMMUNIST DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOB SAGET BARBRA STREISAND BITCH JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKER SPUNK FUCK YOU INJUN INBRED FRITZ CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD ANAL PISS BIGNOSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITBALLS and with the POOPY and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which ASS while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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