Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOOBS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACK ABRAMOFF, sudden CLUSTER FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSWIPE or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken OSTRICH MY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOT GRITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat 666 GOOK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BELLEND utterFUCKance of socially NEGRO objectionable words).
JACKASS Tourette's is MOCCASINS not to be FUCKTARD confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER random TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK disorientation, culturally-PENIS ON A STICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CAMEL FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, ART METAL PRODUCTS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BANGKOK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTING DICK NIPPLES souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities BIRD SHIT of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.
Darnit.
A DICK Polite Note to the INBRED Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article BOOBS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POOPOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOP.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
- The main SEMEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BOLLOCKS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEVELAND STEAMER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES school for FOUR-EYES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage URINE-GARGLING sufferers to become AUTOFELLATIO manically depressed and FUCKER commit AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI suicide.
- There is no BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the FUCKING A drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAND NIGGER tics often have adverse BUTT PIRATE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING FUCKFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire CRAPFUCKER body to go MILF numb and FIRECROTCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the HELLFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a HORSE SHIT tourette syndrome CUNTRAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GANGBANG the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am HAIL SATAN! sorry for FUCK A DUCK "hi-jacking" your DOT HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really CAMEL FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HEIL HITLER!, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) CANDY funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.
Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BAT FUCK INSANE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply
As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society MELAMINE.
Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen
P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew BAD MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply
As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NI saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DELICIOUS CAKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JACK ABRAMOFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DICK and SPANK THE MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTING ASSCRACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SON OF A BITCH BAND WITH 4 WANKSPLAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! JACK ABRAMOFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACK ABRAMOFF'S HOUSE
How BALLS to CUNT cure BASTARD the SHITBALLS Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BIGNOSE for LET'S SHIT Tourette's CHUFF Syndrome CHIGGER is MAMA MIA following DICKHEAD these ASSRAMMER rules FUCKER in TRANNY order:
- 1: Avoid WHORE immature PRICK little ANAL kids,
- 2: Count to DAMN within GRINGO 10 PISS OFFseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ASSHAT MOCCASINS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL nor SHIT OUT OF MY DICK talk,
- 4: Tell SHIT yourself you JENKEM don't SUCK MY DICK have BEANER this WILLY WONKA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHIGGER WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JACK ABRAMOFF last straw FROG'S FAT ASS!
I fucking put WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING A PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF CC PLZ THIS DAMNED TABERNACLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. POLACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLEMEN people who try PISSHOLE to battle ASSBANDIT'KNOBJOCKEY that tight-ass MALL SANTA 17-year-FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITS & DICKS it now, but someone said FRIG' SEX SOD OFF'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WHORE is a laughing FELCHING matter. Plus there HELLFIRE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles COCKSUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAMEL FUCKER stuff. So RUSTY TROMBONE that means DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT stop getting mad at the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE first part too and DAMN talking about the INCEST letter that it's MOZILLA FIREFOX mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK hi self TAFFY even made a really HITLER good point. "It's BUTTFUCKER nothing more I AM CORNHOLIO! from a head nod to a VAGINA knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add NEGRO onto LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KRAUT suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BONER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE be, because if I were a SHITSLINGING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GRINGO hilarious. If you MASTURBATION Want facts, go on DOG SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JUSTIN BIEBER be offended, don't read MILF the freaking A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! article anyway.
PENIS PEARL NECKLACE DAMMIT SHITE FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING FUCK FASHION BUG
SHITFUCKER AOL IPs DEVELOPERS! FUCKING DAMNED TABERNACLE HENTAI PIECE OF SHIT BELLEND SAND NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT CHENEY GENITALIA INJUN FLYING FUCK GENITALIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON POLAK ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER RAINBOWS NI FUCKING A ARSE GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX DYKE CHOAD [EXPLETIVE] BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM DAMN SHITCOCK ADMINS ARE GAY BUGGER FASHION BUG FUCK DYKE SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT NIPPLES ANAL DIABETES JOHNNY HOT GRITS WANK HORSE SHIT HELL INBRED BLOWJOB TWISTY VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY COCK CUNT SHITTY DICK DESU LUV AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POOPY NIGNOG ANAL DIABETES BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN VAGINA DELICIOUS CAKE PEARL NECKLACE AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN BIRD SHIT CUNT CRAPPER TAMPONS PICKANINNY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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VAGINA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRIS TAMPONS BITCH SHITSLIDE JIZZ CHICKEN FRIES JESSE McCARTNEY PISS TITTYWANK CHINK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FALSE BENSON BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF DICKFACE FLYING FUCK FELLATIO MOLDY TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING CROTCH ASSHAT ANUSCAKE DAGO FUCKER SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA TWAT ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER BITCH DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FLYING FUCK INJUN WIGGER KAFFIR FUCK YOU SHITPISSER CUNT FUCKFACE ARSE NAZI SHITPISSER SHITBALLS DICKHEAD GOBSHITE SAND NIGGER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOSES COON FUCK OFF HONKY FIRECROTCH CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT I WILL END YOU! FELCHING BLOWJOB DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY POLACK CHOAD BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT NIGNOG suck my mothers CUNT DICK CHICKEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS & DICKS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED FAG INJUN [EXPLETIVE] SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKFACE GENITALIA FELCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ABO SEMEN SHITE CHINK FUCK FEMADOM SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN TITS SEMEN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER NIGGER COCKGOBLIN JACKASS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK BALLS RAT'S COCK FRIG BAT FUCK INSANE CLUSTER FUCK NIPPLES GRAPE PENIS MICK BONER TAMPONS NI CUNTSWILLING ASS FRITZ BULLCRAP PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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CUNT TWAT FUCKTARD OH SHI– CRAP WILLY WONKA SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT YOU WANKER BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FEMADOM PORCH MONKEY GANGBANG FUCKING A BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD NIGNOG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD COCKSUCKER SAGGY TITS BEANER AUTOFELLATIO BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG SCUMBAG RIGHTS O CANADA FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU HEIL HITLER! CRAPMUNCHER ARSE FROG SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FELCHING RAT'S ASS PROLES ARSE PISS ARTIST PISS OFF BUKKAKE CROTCH NIGGER TITS PISS OFF MY ASS COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER DOG SHIT POLESMOKER CUNT FUCKING NORTH KOREA FUCKWIT DAMN SHITSLINGING DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE WANKER HELL FUCK BOOBIES GOAT DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HIV NEGATIVE TAMPONS FELCHING WEHATEMARIO FUCKBAG TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF MICK WANK ASSFACE DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JACK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD suck my mothers FUCKING PIGFUCKER RICK MORANIS BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES BOB SAGET PUNANI NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK KIKE SCROTUM PISS ARTIST CUNT FUCKBAG BULLSHIT SEX SOD OFF DICK MALL SANTA STUDENT PROTESTS BLOWJOB HITLER GOD DAMN ASSFACE SHIT DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASS ASSCRACK ASSHAT RAPE SON OF A BITCH DAGO WANK SHIT HONKY ASSHOLE ANAL SHITSLIDE FAG WIGGER COON SHITCOCK TOSSER ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DELICIOUS CAKE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN DIPSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BASTARD PENIS FUCKHEAD ASS KNOBJOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHIGGER JIZZ PIGFUCKER BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS DAMMIT DAMN COCKSUCKER ASSHAT WANK YOU WANKER VANITY PAGES ROCK ASSHAT WANK TESTICLE CHOKE DEVELOPERS! ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FAGGOT GRINGO FLYING FUCK ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOLDY TITS SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT GRINGO JACKASS SHIT DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK DUMBASS BONER BUTTFUCKER HELLFIRE JACKASS SHIT ANAL DIABETES DICK CHICKEN PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU BIGNOSE WANK ARSE WANK DOUCHETITS CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS TITMOUSE DICKLICK FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD CLUSTER FUCK SLOPE COLGATE GRINGO PISS OFF YOU WANKER I WILL END YOU! JACKASS SHIT FUCKER SHITE CHAV O CANADA SHITBALLS WIGGER SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD TRANNY SON OF A BITCH BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! BITCH YOU WANKER FUCK FUCK YOU DAMN CHICKEN SHIT DAMN RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS WANK CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN RICK MORANIS DICK TITS FRIG DICKHEAD ORGASM TIBETAN BUDDHISM GOBSHITE FELCHING PISSHOLE FUCK DICK IN A BOX SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GREASER CUNTYMINTS DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN TOSSER [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCK YOU SHITHEAD ARSE PISS ARTIST YID FUCK OFF CUNT ASSCRACK REDNECK BOLLOCKS REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT ASSBANDIT PEDOPHILIA CROTCH FUCKING BOLLOCKS ASS SHITE INBRED CLEMEN BANGKOK CLUSTER FUCK MOCCASINS JACKASS MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK REDSKIN DAMMIT COCKSHITTER CHOAD KISSER JACKASS TITMOUSE POLAK FUCKTARD SOD KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE COCKSUCKER SHITTY NIGGER NIGGER SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS TUBA CRAPFUCKER BEAVER DAMMIT CUNT ORGASM JAP GRINGO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSWIPE DARTH VADER PISS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JAP BELLEND SHITFACE FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS SAND NIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN TOSSER JOHN SMILEY FACE DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN CUNTRAG PISSHOLE JAP FUCKING GOD DAMMIT BASTARD WIGGER SHIT BASTARD MILF FUCKSTAIN pen0r MOLDY TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PICKANINNY SHITFUCKER HELL CRACKER SHIT BUTT-HOLE FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK CUM NIGGER TITS NEGRO CUNT BITCH FRAK DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL DAMN CHIGGER AY-AY-AY SHITTY VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive WIENER and with the WANK and his SHITE of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See POLESMOKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKFACE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is BATHING SUIT AREA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MARY WHITEHOUSE subject. If you do not find it funny COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED GOD DAMN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CAPTAIN CRUNCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GRINGO joke loses its humour AMERICA ONLINE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUNT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITTING DICK NIPPLES needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITWANK FUCKHEAD FUCK ASS FASCIST!!!!!I <3 COCK |
