Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's suck my mothers'BOOBS'TITS & DICKS'SHITTY'DAMN'TAFFY'ASSHAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SUCK COCKS IN HELL! look at the COLGATE talk page of this TOWELHEAD article for notes or discussion before OSTRICH MY ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIST FUCK, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOOK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU WANKER utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address BALL SACK Tourette's syndrome.

WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's is DICK TITS not to be TOWELHEAD confused with TITTYWANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOODIE HEAD random CTHULHU FHTAGN disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SEMEN language, FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KNOBJOCKEY BIRD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP ON A STICK quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES POTTYMOUTH garbage.

Darnit.

A OPINION Polite Note to the TITS Author:

The SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's FRIG Research Institute was HOMO founded to DOG FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article DICK TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAGGY TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITFUCKER swear. You can SPIC blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCK TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible CLUSTER FUCK thing.
• The main VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOODPECKERSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KNOBJOCKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK IN A BOX cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITBALLS school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUMBASS sufferers to become JIGGABOO manically depressed and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT commit POOPOO suicide.
• There is no BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cure, and the BOYCOTT VIACOM! drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse PUSSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go JOHNNY numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the BAT FUCK INSANE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome SAND NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the TURD public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIRD SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your NAZI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really DUMBASS annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAPE, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) MICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA RULES time.

Best SUCK A BIG DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew CHINA IS CAPITALIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ART METAL PRODUCTS punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CAPTAIN CRUNCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIST FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFUCKER and MILF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BELGIUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 FUCKWIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! FIST FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIST FUCK'S HOUSE

How GOAT DICK to MACACA cure CC PLZ the JACKASS Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for DOUCHE Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome RAT'S COCK is CAMEL JOCKEY following ASSCRACK these JENKEM rules CROTCH in I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST order:

• 1: Avoid GOD DAMN immature LAKE TITICACA little BIRD IN THE HOUSE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within GRINGO 10 TITTYWANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK ASSBANDIT BONER nor MALL SANTA talk,
• 4: Tell FROG yourself you FUCK don't TITTIES have FUCK this PISS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHAV WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIST FUCK last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE GENITALIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S ASS the TOP OF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS THIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. MOZILLA FIREFOX. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to battle FUCKSTAIN'GOD DAMMIT that tight-ass PISS OFF 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said GREASER' TITWANK FELLATIO'SHITSLINGING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing GREASER matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are TOTAL articles MAMA MIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means RAPE stop getting mad at the CUNTSWILLING first part too and BUTT PIRATE talking about the [expletive deleted] letter that it's NAZI mocking (what SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what SHITBALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SLOPE hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's SAND NIGGER nothing more ABO from a head nod to a BLOWJOB knee tick". CHENEY. Which I'll add NAZI onto JESUS FUCKING CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITMOUSE suffer that NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NORTH KOREA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSWIPE be, because if I were a BONER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on LET'S SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ORGASM be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking YOU WANKER article anyway.

MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNNILINGUS BALLS AMERICA ONLINE COCKSHITTER SCUMBUCKET HORSE PENIS CHOAD KISSER FUCKBAG ASS

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FUCKING [EXPLETIVE] COCKSHITTER JACK OFF CUNT YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER CARPET MUNCHER PIG GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG CHOAD KISSER BEANER LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK WANK SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! PISS UP MY ARSE DOUCHING DONKEY DICK SHIT POLESMOKER CC PLZ FELLATIO DOUCHETITS CAMEL JOCKEY SCROTUM BITCH SHITTY BITCH DIPSHIT PIG FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST FUCK DAMN SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FROG TITTIES BOOBS DOUCHING DAMN IT CHINK BOOBS COCKSHITTER FUCKBAG NIGGER TITS SHITHEAD CUNT PRICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKWIT TITWANK MICK ASSHAT RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK WETBACK CRACKER TIT DIRT DAMN GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCK OFF WANKER WANKSPLAT FUCKER ASSHAT DAMNATION AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! 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GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG BIBLE BASHER YOU WANKER SHITE FEWMETS DOODIE HEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITHEAD BELGIUM DYKE BENSON SUCKS BUKKAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RICK MORANIS JAP INBRED DICKWAD DAMN CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON SHIT BORDER HOPPER BOOBS DAMN DICK CHICKEN [expletive deleted] MONKEY SHIT HO BUNG-HOLE DUMBASS PUNANI ASSCRACK ASSHOLE PENISBIRD SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE POLAK D'OH FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD PUSSY TURD POOPY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD RUSKIE ICE CREAM DICKHEAD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO MARY WHITEHOUSE PAKI GREASER JACKASS ORGASM SHITFUCKER PISS FRIENDS SAND NIGGER DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK LICK PUSSY FUCKWIT ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS DAMN ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING A DICKWAD DOG SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITE FUCKHEAD CUNT CC PLZ HELLFIRE RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE SPUNK FUCK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT BENSON SUCKS FRITZ DICKFACE MILF BUTT PIRATE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH COCKSMOKER TITTYWANK CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE CRACKER SHITBALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN SHIT COCK CHOAD KISSER SON OF A BITCH INBRED DELICIOUS CAKE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FRITZ MILF POLAK REDSKIN MOLDY TITS BATMAN & ROBIN GRINGO RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER BIRD SHIT FAG DICKFACE BIGNOSE PISS OFF MY ASS COCKSUCKER ORGASM INJUN ORGASM FROG DICKWAD DIPSHIT STEVE BALLMER ARSEBADGERS CLEMEN NIGGER CLEMEN FUCK HELLFUCKER ANAL ASS FELCHING CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST PISS BOLLOCKS WANK REDNECK SHITTY SHITFACE GRAPE PENIS BELLEND CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKSTAIN PENIS ASSCRACK FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JERK OFF SHITE RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ARTIST PUSSY DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 666 CUNTSWILLING PISS ARTIST DOUCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAPE FUCK DAMN FLYING FUCK SNUFF PORN BALLS CHUFF ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST ARSE FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET POTTYMOUTH DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS HELLFIRE BUGGER JESSE McCARTNEY COCK NIGNOG FUCKING A WANK DUMBASS DAGO WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFACE BONER FUCKFACE DUMBASS ASS CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD VAGINA CC PLZ ASS WIENER DICKFACE BOB SAGET BUTTFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT GOAT DICK GREASER FUCK YOU FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER NIGNOG PISS COON NEGRO RAT'S ASS SHIT FIRECROTCH WETBACK WIGGER FUCK NORTH KOREA CROTCH BULLSHIT GRIS PRICK TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MONKEY BALLS DOUCHETITS CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEAVER KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMN ASS RAPE MICK OPINION PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS KRAUT PAKI EPIDIDYMIS ASS FUDGEPACKER BELGIUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS PISS OFF PRICK SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK WOP I'LL RAPE YOU P'KANG SHITCOCK BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! D'OH ASSHAT BASTARD BULLCRAP FELCHMONKEY MALARKY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK BASTARD VAGINA ALEX TREBEK FUCK YOU WIENER BASTARD POTTYMOUTH WIKIPEDIA BUDDHIST MONK BUGGER BASTARD VAGINA CUNT RAT'S ASS TAMPONS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DYKE SHITHEAD MASTURBATION BENCH PRESS FUCKING A SHITHEAD DAMNATION GENITALIA COCKSHITTER SOAPY TITWANK SHIT CONDOMS DICKFACE COCKSUCKER HADJI MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBS DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE BEAVER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT TWAT BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY COCK BALL SACK SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS SMEG DOG SHIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER SIGMUND FREUD FELCHING ASS PISSHOLE NI MALARKY SHITCOCK SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER BENSON SUCKS SHIT GOD DAMMIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] JACKASS SHIT BELLEND BULLSHIT SOD COCK SEMEN ASSHOLE BOOBS MONKEY BALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN FUCK YOU GOATSE FUCKTARD JACKASS COCKSMOKER DAMN IT DARTH VADER HONKY JELLY BEANS MASTURBATION INCEST ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! [Insert swear here] SHITTY FUCKHEAD PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT HELL GOOK ASSFACE ALEX TREBEK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT GRINGO DICK IN A BOX BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS CHOAD YOU WANKER ASSHAT CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG ASSHAT WANKER BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS JERK OFF HELL NEGRO BUGFUCK YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA BANGKOK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TESTICLE CHOKE CAMEL FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX [EXPLETIVE] BONG NIGGER TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER BIGNOSE FUCK NORTH KOREA CHRISTHUMPER TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK FUCK COCKSTUFFER JACK OFF CHUFF DAMN CRAP RAT'S COCK FU SPANG SHITPISSER NIGNOG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN DICK FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS TOWELHEAD PICKANINNY CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT SCROTUM REDNECK CUNT FIRECROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK TWISTY VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CRAP WANK NAZI LOLCAT SAND NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE TITMOUSE CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK CLIT PRICK CLEMEN NAZI WIENER SHITHEAD FUCKER DOG SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF SHIT INCEST HAIL SATAN! POMMIE FROG I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON GREASER FAG BUGGER OFF MONKEY SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS EXTRA LONG PENIS BRITAIN DICK CHICKEN DONALD RUMSFELD DICKFACE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY SHITCOCK GENITALIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HORSE SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PAKI COCKSHITTER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK OFF BASTARD ASSFACE FUCK A DUCK ASS BATHING SUIT AREA GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTBUCKET TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN TEDDY BEARS NIPPLES WETBACK 666 JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD MALARKY SHITCOCK DICKFACE MACACA AUTOFELLATIO TURD WIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER TITS YOU WANKER SHITE FUCK JAP COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU FASHION BUG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BUTT PIRATE SPIC FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT PUSSY YOGHURT CANNON PIG ASS DAMN GOD DAMN BASTARD PIKACHU POMMIE SHIT POMMIE WANK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MICK PEEPEE LOLCAT DOUCHING RAGHEAD FAGGOT DAGO KAFFIR TWAT DAMN IT CUNT LAPPER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PRICK CRAPMUNCHER WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGGER SHITE TITTYWANK CHICKEN SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE WOP DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE FROG'S FAT ASS TITWANK PISS OFF MICK PENISBIRD DUNE COON PISS COCKSUCKER BITCH TWAT 666 ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT DAMN IT FASHION BUG CUNT JACKASS SHIT FUCK SOD OFF POLACK PISS ARTIST SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT GOOK RECTUM RAIDER INBRED NIGGER CUNT SHITSLINGING CHINK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFACE FEMADOM JOHN ELWAY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER POTTYMOUTH CRACKER BOOBIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT FUCK SHITFACE ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS FUCK JERK OFF TITWANK CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD POWERSHIT BITCH RAT'S COCK QUEEF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKER WHORE FRENCH TICKLER DICKHEAD FUCK JERK OFF BITCH FUCKER DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER DICK MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB NIGNOG YOU WANKER CHOAD CRAP REDNECK ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS DICK ASSHOLE DICK TITS GANGBANG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT COCK OH SHI– SAND NIGGER PRINCE PHILIP DICKFACE ANUSCAKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIRD SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ANAL CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING BASTARD BULLSHIT DAMMIT COON MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM FUCKING A DOUCHE NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE WIENER GOOK ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN BOB SAGET GRAPE PENIS ASS FASCIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLUSTER FUCK SHITHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS SHIT DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A BEAVER SUCK MY DICK PENIS SHITFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACK ABRAMOFF NI DRAMA FROG'S FAT ASS BIGNOSE FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE TAMPONS PEEPEE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CECIL JOHN RHODES BELLEND SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD WHORE FRAK DONKEY PUNCHER CONDOMS COCKSTUFFER TURD RAPE SMEG PENISFUCK BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER TITWANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JAP BUTTFUCKER CUNT JOHNNY BASTARD YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK CHENEY MAMA MIA FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER COCK BUGFUCK GOAT DICK FUCKWIT BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! HO NIPPLES GOD DAMN SHITCOCK SHITE BASTARD NIPPLES WANK CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER FUCKER RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKBAG POMMIE DICKFACE SEX KAFFIR BASTARD WIGGER GOATSE ASS COMMUNIST DILDO TIT DIRT SHITTY CARPET MUNCHER SHIT DONKEY DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SEX FUCKING CONDOMS SCUMBUCKET YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA DEVELOPERS! BASKETBALL HOOP REDSKIN TIBET PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT ASS BIRD SHIT DOUCHING GOATSE BOOBS CUNT NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO VAGINA RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKFACE FUCKTARD COLGATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BATHING SUIT AREA NICARAGUA BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU JIZZ JERRY PISS ARTIST BITCH SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER HONKY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PAKI FUCK NUGGET I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCKSTAIN MICK BUKKAKE FUCKWIT INJUN FUCK YOU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH TITS SEX SHITTY BUGFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMMIT BUGGER WANK HELL DOUCHE DOUCHE SEX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SON OF A BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JIGGABOO SEX CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA NEGRO BIRD IN THE HOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK TOTAL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the ORGASM and his [Insert silly non-swear here] of girraffes in which FRITZ while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TITS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FELLATIO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its INBRED subject. If you do not find it funny AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, it is probably because you are an INBRED BALL SACK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PUSSY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GOATSE joke loses its humour GOD DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK YOU needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CRAP DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSEBADGERS ASSHOLE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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