Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMN IT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder NEOPETS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIT DIRT or COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENISFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPMUNCHER television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is GOAT DICK not to be CUNTING ASSCRACK confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAND NIGGER random CUNNILINGUS disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPUNK language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SNUFF PORN FAGGOT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONASTERIES souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities JACKASS SHIT of ANAL DIABETES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! garbage.

Darnit.

A FELLATIO Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The BELGIUM Tourette's MALARKY Research Institute was PENIS founded to ART METAL PRODUCTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHAT article BONER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LIMEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourrette's sufferers PUNANI swear. You can DOT HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLIT TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
  • The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WOP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '30 CASES OF PICKLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BONG knee NAZI NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTER FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for BLUMPKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSWIPE sufferers to become WHORE manically depressed and FUCK commit HEIL HITLER! suicide.
  • There is no SHITE cure, and the TITTIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEMEN tics often have adverse NIGNOG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go DUNE COON numb and JIZZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHING tourette syndrome P'KANG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MASTURBATION the FUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for LOGJAMMER "hi-jacking" your BOOBS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT, and making fun of a DOUCHEBAG horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SOD time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUGARTITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries CULT OF THE DEAD COW leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. CAPTAIN CRUNCH Regards to Andrew CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The HO bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKER punch him if you FIRECROTCH want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my GRIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CC PLZ to FELCHING cure JACK OFF the CHOAD Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONKEY DICK for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's WIENER Syndrome SCUMBAG is KAFFIR following MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE these ASSHAT rules HORSE SHIT in PAGE BLANKING order:

  • 1: Avoid PEARL NECKLACE immature RAT'S COCK little FUCK OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKFACE within SHITE 10 JACK ABRAMOFFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PRICK JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER nor TENTACLE RAPE talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you COMMUNIST DILDO don't BITCH have DAMN this [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKBAG WANK CUNT CHIGGER TURD DELICIOUS CAKE JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!

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COCKSTUFFER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS SPUNK PRICK PICKANINNY PUNANI GENITALIA DAMN CHRISTHUMPER DIRTY SANCHEZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP STEVE BALLMER DAMN FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER DAMN ASSBANDIT PIGFUCKER SHITCOCK SUITCASE PENIS HENTAI ASSHOLE JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRIENDS SMEG CUNTRAG RUSKIE PORCH MONKEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TURD WHORE POTTYMOUTH DAMMIT DICKHEAD ORGASM SOD OFF CUNT RANDY TRAVIS DIRTY SANCHEZ SON OF A BITCH DAMN CLUSTER FUCK NIGNOG SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BANGKOK ABO NIPPLES NAZI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DUMBASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING LET'S SHIT PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD ASSFACE ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO YOU SUCK BALLS INBRED DILDO PEARL NECKLACE MALARKY RAPE FUCKTARD TITS BALLS SEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN PISS ARTIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN EDITABLE DYK INCEST CUNNILINGUS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY GRIS ORGASM SHITBALLS FELCHING BEANER FOUR-EYES ARSE FELCHING BALLS ASSHAT BASEBALL BEAVER CHOAD DIPSHIT WANK ASSCRACK FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO GOBSHITE CRACKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHOLE DIPSHIT NAZI GOD DAMMIT FELCHING MICK PENIS HUMAN RIGHTS TURD FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT KIKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ANAL DIABETES QUEEF PUSSYLICKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT LIKE A HORSE MALARKY BITCH BEAVER SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCKBAG HELL ALF WANK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE TIT DIRT GENITALIA DAMMIT FUCKING FEMADOM SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT PUSSY DAMN REDSKIN I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK NEOPETS FUCKHEAD INCEST BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN ASSHAT NI FUCKBAG BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER GOBSHITE HELLFIRE FUCKHEAD WIENER POLACK TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE JACKASS FUCKER HENTAI SAND NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER PAKI DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS [EXPLETIVE] CONAN O'BRIAN PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA DOG FUCKER BIG FOOT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE COCK DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT TOSSER DAMN EMO FUCK SOD COCKGOBLIN RONNIE CORBETT LOLCAT DAMN CLEMEN SCROTUM COCK FUCK REDSKIN MAMA MIA CUNTRAG DICKHEAD SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKTARD ARSE SEMEN GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING GRINGO BORDER HOPPER SOD OFF ALEX TREBEK AUTOFELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSWIPE CONDOMS FUCK PORCH MONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER INBRED COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK DAMN RICK MORANIS CHENEY PENIS ON A STICK REDNECK ANUSCAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHAT DOG SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING HELL BITCH FUCK OFF SIGMUND FREUD BULLSHIT ABO CRAP INBRED VANDAL FUCKHEAD ORANGE TURTLE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY DAMN IT SEX WANK HELL RAT'S ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DILDO MARGARET THATCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK A DUCK BOON lowercase PUNANI POLACK WOP SCROTUM PAKI YOU WANKER GOBSHITE FUCKER URINE-GARGLING ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA CLUSTER FUCK JIGGABOO SHITE ASS TITS FOUR-EYES BUGGER REDNECK BULLSHIT DIPSHIT BEAVER DICK FUCKHEAD CUM BOOBS GYPSY COCK FELLATIO ASSRAMMER SOD BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT CRAPPER TITS & DICKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITTIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEARL NECKLACE LICK PUSSY

I RAPE WALRUSES! CHICKEN FRIES DICKFACE SHITSLINGING Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the SUCK MY DICK and his POLAK of girraffes in which WANKSPLAT while reading about CUNTRAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] also

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