Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a WIKIPEDIA article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOU WANKER, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TURD or GOD DAMMIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOSES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RADIO FREE LUNCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PEDOPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JUNGLE BUNNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITTY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

INCEST Tourette's is POMMIE not to be CUM confused with JESSE McCARTNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random RAPE disorientation, culturally-POLAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUSSY language, ASSFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITCOCK souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities PISSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSHITTER Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's BULLSHIT Research Institute was FUCKFACE founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEVELAND STEAMER article KAFFIR funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! .

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HORSE PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers QUEEF swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the KIKE bad side of a terrible FEMADOM thing.
  • The main DICKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DYKE knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FLYING FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S COCK school for PISSHOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLACK sufferers to become MARGARET THATCHER manically depressed and BEAVER commit CHIGGER suicide.
  • There is no DOUCHEBAG cure, and the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGFUCK tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JERRY perodol" which caused my entire VAGINA body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than LOLCAT it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome FUCKING JUMP! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOBSHITE the STUDENT RIOTS public view of Tourettes as a "ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for 666 "hi-jacking" your RAT'S COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUM this that really SHITFACE annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this [EXPLETIVE] article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNNILINGUS, and making fun of a CRACKER horrible disorder is (not) INBRED funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your QUEEF time.

Best CRAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGNOG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. KIKE Regards to Andrew FU SPANG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can I'LL RAPE YOU punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MASTURBATION saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my PUSSYLICKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How HORSE SHIT to SPUNK cure DIPSHIT the GRAPE PENIS Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for BITCH Tourette's FUCKING A Syndrome JACK OFF is DICKLICK following TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! these SAGGY TITS rules HENTAI in QUEEF order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature TACO little CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A kids,
  • 2: Count to GOOGLE within SHITBALLS 10 CUNTYMINTSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE CHOAD nor SHITHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell EMO yourself you HEIL HITLER! don't BOOBS have CLEVELAND STEAMER this WANK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITTYWANK WITH NASTY I RAPE WALRUSES! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITFUCKER DOUCHE BASTARD SHITTY HORSE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAGHEAD ASSHAT TUBA FROG'S FAT ASS

ARSEBADGERS HOMO FUCKFACE CUNT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD FUCK TACO SHITHEAD ASSHOLE BITCH MICK DOUCHEBAG ASS SHITSKIN DOUCHE BEANER ASS PISSHOLE SHITCUNTING PISS MAMA MIA SLOPE BUGFUCK DUMBASS REDNECK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGFUCK FEMADOM WANK HENTAI ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA COON JERRY HO BOB SAGET FRED PHELPS DAMN MELAMINE BITCH HOMO REDNECK INBRED BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGGER TITS MASTURBATION LUV BEANER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD COON WIKIPEDIA DICK NAZI TAMPON IN MY ASS BLOWJOB NAZI RAPE BASTARD SOD BUKKAKE NEOPETS BITCH SCUMBUCKET PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE COCKSTUFFER DICK IN A BOX PENIS FEMADOM NIGGER WOP I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUTT PIRATE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUGARTITS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT WINDOWS VISTA GYPSY SLOPE BIGNOSE RUSKIE ASSWIPE FRIG REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE POOPOO FEWMETS BASTARD REBECCA BLACK FRITZ DAMN IT CUNT ASSHOLE ASSCRACK BLUMPKIN TIT DIRT SPIC BASTARD DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER COCKSTUFFER MILF BEAVER JUNGLE BUNNY LIMEY CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTY BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER BONER JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFACE NI TITTIES SHITSLINGING SCROTUM WANK FUCKING A RAPE ANAL PENIS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DONKEY DICK ASS SPANK THE MONKEY DUNE COON JIZZ NECROPHILIA ASS FUCK SHITE MONKEY BALLS RAT'S ASS FUCKING COCK ASSHOLE FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS DAGO FUCKBAG COCK NIGNOG COCKSUCKER PISS OFF DILDO WIKIPEDIA FUCK PISS OFF PRICK DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY CUNT LAPPER BALLS TITTIES SHITHEAD GOD DAMN SHIT DUMBASS WANK JACKASS SHIT COON PISSHOLE ASSRAPING POLESMOKER I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL FRITZ GRAPE PENIS BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NECROPHILIA ASSHAT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BOLLOCKS SHUT UP, MEG! BOOBS WIGGER SHITFACE RAPE POOPY CHING CHONG CHINK pen0r SHITTY SHITFACE NORTH KOREA ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS JERRY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO PISS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS EUROIPODS JAP DAMN IT BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COON NEOPETS ASS WANK SHIT SOD OFF FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BENSON SUCKS ASSHAT EMO BOOBS CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMN PISS BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY COCK FUCKBAG CUNNILINGUS POMMIE COCK ANAL HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN BITCH SAGGY TITS EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY HELL SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF GYPSY PISS ARTIST SPANK THE MONKEY BALL SACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VENEREAL DISEASE FRITZ DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARSE DAMMIT RAT'S COCK JACKASS JERK OFF WANK GRAPE PENIS ASSWIPE FUCKFUCKFUCK COON SHITE DICKHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! EMO FUCKER JIGGABOO CUNTING ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS POOPOO TWAT BUTTFUCKER CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB INBRED HELL BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER ASSHAT BEAVER CLUSTER FUCK CLIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL AMERICA'S GREAT! INJUN BALLS DAMN PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMMIT CUNT NEGRO HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD BANGKOK PISS TUBA JIZZ FUCKER HELLFIRE PISS CUNTRAG SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT YOU WANKER ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! BEAVER ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA ARSE QUEEF SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN IT FUCKING A WIENER SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT PENISFUCK FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY COCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SCUMBUCKET MILF TITTIES MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER POOPOO CUNTYMINTS SHITPISSER DEVELOPERS! [expletive deleted] BUGGER OFF 666 CUNTRAG MALL SANTA HELL FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH COON BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBAG CHIGGER SHITE FUCKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH SHITSLIDE AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TOSSER CHUFF DAMN URINE-GARGLING EPIDIDYMIS ROSIE O'DONNELL FAG PRICK HORSE PENIS HEIL HITLER! ASS SLOPE FUCK SOD OFF CUNTRAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITTIES SHIT SACRAMENTO JERRY SHITBALLS JIZZ WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION HORSE PENIS JERK OFF DIPSHIT BOOBIES JIZZ suck my mothers BALL SACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! [expletive deleted] SNUFF PORN FUCK OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD BALLS CLEMEN ASS TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT SHAKOPEE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN MONKEY SHIT FELCHING CC PLZ SHITTY CHENEY BUGGER OFF BONER FUCKSTAIN HO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITE ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MASTURBATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I WILL END YOU! ASSHOLE ASSHAT BOLLOCKS JIZZ FUCKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PRICK DONGSHOVER GRAPE PENIS DICK [expletive deleted] CUNT HEIL HITLER! NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN DYKE WIENER BULLSHIT ASS DOM DeLUISE MONKEY BALLS SMEG BOOBS HELL GOD DAMN BANGKOK TURD SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN SEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE BASTARD ASS AOL IPs RUSTY TROMBONE DOG SHIT POLESMOKER FELCHING PUSSY CC PLZ EAT MY SHIT! NIGNOG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN BUGFUCK DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JIGGABOO SHITCOCK ASS COCKSTUFFER TITWANK CRACKER EARS OF CHRIST NI BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT BOOBS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD DONGSHOVER DAGO BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO POOPY MALARKY BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT WANK REDNECK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING JUNGLE BUNNY FAGGOT CUNT FUCKER YOU WANKER HELL DARTH VADER ASSFACE BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH CUNT WANKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKER ASSHOLE GOD DAMN WANK CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM TENTACLE RAPE TURD DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK HOT GRITS FLAMING ASS BADGER BENCH PRESS ASSWIPE BANGKOK SHITSLINGING SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAP BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEACEFUL DICKFACE AY-AY-AY 4CHAN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHOAD ASSWIPE MACACA BELLEND CUNTSWILLING BITCH ASSHAT TITS & DICKS TWISTY VAGINA GREASER FELLATIO CHIGGER BLUMPKIN ABO NEGRO CLIT BITCH FLYING FUCK DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF NORTH KOREA GOBSHITE LENS CRAFTERS FUCK ABO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS YOU SUCK BALLS

FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD HELL TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITSLINGING and with the CUNT and his PAKI of girraffes in which LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! while reading about FOUR-EYES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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