Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MALARKY article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BELGIUM neurochemical FUCK disorder SAGGY TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HO, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EPIDIDYMIS or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MASTURBATION in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KIDDY FIDDLER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRACKER OPINION words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BONG utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIPPLES television programs to address PENISFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BUTTFUCKER Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be SHIT confused with SEX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWISTY VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random CROTCH disorientation, culturally-INJUN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT FIRECROTCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive BUTT-HOLE quantities DOG SHIT of ANAL DIABETES GOATSE garbage.

Darnit.

A CLIT Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

The NICARAGUA Tourette's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Research Institute was GREASER founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article JIGGABOO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NORTH KOREA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ABORTIONS FOR ALL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTTFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAMUEL L. JACKSON TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU thing.
  • The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee BUGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOBSHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RECTUM RAIDER school for NORTH KOREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and DAMN commit NAZI suicide.
  • There is no WIKIPEDIA RULES cure, and the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! drugs that are available to, "calm" the PUSSY tics often have adverse ANAL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna REBECCA BLACK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go DYKE numb and RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS tourette syndrome COCKSMOKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "TIT SPRINKLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LENS CRAFTERS sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your TACO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LET'S SHIT this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a SHITTY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PORCUPINE'S BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIRD SHIT, and making fun of a GANGBANG horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MALL SANTA time.

Best DOUCHE NAZI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The HONKY bastard who wrote this article. You can BLOWJOB punch him if you CUNT CRAPPER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONALD RUMSFELD saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSRAMMER to POOPY cure FUCK the CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for ASSHAT Tourette's HAIL SATAN! Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is WANK following GOD DAMN these JERK OFF rules RAT'S COCK in PENISFUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid GOOK immature DUMBASS little MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! kids,
  • 2: Count to ABO within POMMIE 10 GRINGOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSRAPING TITWANK TENTACLE RAPE nor NIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you GOBSHITE don't YOU WANKER have MALARKY this SHITTY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHEBAG WITH NASTY PIGFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITSLIDE SHITSKIN BULLSHIT FRITZ BUTT-HOLE HADJI BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! CLUSTER FUCK HO PEARL NECKLACE

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DILDO CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER pen0r HOMO FUCK SEMEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HAIL SATAN! FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSWIPE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YOU SHIT WIGGER BITCH TWAT BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH CUM DAMN PORCH MONKEY JAP JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHOAD CHOAD FAGGOT PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER COMMUNIST DILDO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUCK MY COCK ASS DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BUNG-HOLE FEATURED ART METAL PRODUCTS RAPE GREASER JUNGLE BUNNY ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEMEN DAMN WANKER JERK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DUMBASS FUCK RAGHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD DICKFACE DIPSHIT ASSHAT FELCHING FRAK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COCKSUCKER BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN CLUSTER FUCK BITCH JACKASS SHIT WANK JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE JOHN SMILEY FACE SEX DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU EMO DOODIE HEAD SCUMBAG SHITE CHIGGER BALLS CUNT CHOAD KISSER FELCHING SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN ASS DONKEY PUNCHER KIKE AUTOFELLATIO CLEMEN BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GYPSY HELLFUCKER JOHN ELWAY HUEY P. NEWTON TOSSER FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT YOUR MOM ASSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY ASSBANDIT POLESMOKER YOGHURT CANNON FUCKBAG ASS ASSFACE BALL SACK DARTH VADER PISS SHIT CUNT SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN PEDOPHILIA BITCH CHOAD DAMN IT SOD OFF PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU BELLEND CHAV DILDO SOD BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CONDOMS REDSKIN FUCKWIT FUCK WANKER FUCKING A SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JERK OFF FUCK YOU CUNT BALL SACK ANAL FELLATIO FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT BASEBALL BRUSH MA TEETH LET'S SHIT POWERSHIT DAMMIT DONKEY DICK DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SHITTY BEAVER RAT'S COCK CAUCASIANS HOSER TOSSER RAT'S COCK PENIS FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIGGER FUCK MILF FRITZ HAIL SATAN! PUSSY ORGASM CAMEL JOCKEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VENEREAL DISEASE PISS [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT DUMBASS LHASA FELCHING MALARKY DAGO CHOAD FUCKWIT TWO-INCH PENIS JOHNNY PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENISFUCK DICKLICK FUCK YOU FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BOOBS RAPE SUCK MY DICK COON JIZZ DELICIOUS CAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEMEN JACKASS TITS YOU WANKER NICARAGUA SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITBALLS SHITTY GOBSHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKING FUCKBOROUGH KNOBJOCKEY PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS DICKFACE FOREIGN CURRENCY BOOBS JACK OFF FLYING FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS HO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PEDOPHILIA BELLEND DICKFACE BIG FOOT SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER ASS LOLCAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BASTARD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS ARSE SHITE WHORE FIST FUCK FUCKER COCKSUCKER CHAV PRICK DAMMIT SHITSLINGING NINTENDOGS SCROTUM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS OFF DICK BONG DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS SHIT GYPSY SHITSKIN FUCK DUMBASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING NIGGER TOSSER DOUCHETITS GOD DAMMIT TITTIES CLIT ASSFACE GRAPE PENIS CONDOMS HEIL HITLER! TWISTY VAGINA DAMNATION FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS WANKER DOUCHE NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO JIGGABOO FELCHING PISS OFF BITCH RAGHEAD WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER BRITNEY ASSRAPING I LIKE BUSH FUCKING A DICKLICK NIGNOG NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD CRAPPY SHITSLINGING MALARKY SHIT CHIGGER SHITFACE INCEST DAMN PISS CLIT GANGBANG DANDELIONS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS QUEEF SCUMBUCKET WALRUS SHIT NECROPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER TITS JOHNNY FUCK OFF BEANER PORCH MONKEY CHENEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLIT TAFFY FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER HELLFIRE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING HORSE PENIS SCUMBUCKET HITLER DICKFACE PUNANI ASSHOLE SEX GOD DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS JACKASS POOPY ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT MAMA MIA SAND NIGGER HELLFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA SCUMBAG JACKASS PISS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING FUCK JOHNNY TITMOUSE [expletive deleted] PICKANINNY INCEST DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS NIGGER SHITE GARBAGE DAY! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE SHIT CUNT ASSHOLE CROTCH FENCE JUMPER CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE SCUMBAG HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN DAMN DIPSHIT BIG FOOT IN SACREMENT JIZZ ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSHITTER HOMO FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD HO POO POO BLOWJOB TIT DIRT EMO CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELLATIO DAMNATION CHINA IS CAPITALIST CUNT FUCKHEAD OPINION FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLUMPKIN BARBRA STREISAND MOTHERFUCKER SHIT WILLY WONKA COCK SON OF A BITCH PUSSYLICKER PISS ARTIST NIGGER FUCKHEAD RAPE FUCKTARD DICKFACE SHITBALLS DOUCHE NAZI ORGASM I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK AY-AY-AY HORSE PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS YOUR MOM HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES INCEST HELL COCK RECTUM RAIDER [expletive deleted] DICK CHICKEN PIG BELGIUM BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD BLESS AMERICA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! QUEEF BATHING SUIT AREA SEMEN MILF SHIT LIKE A HORSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS O KURWA! BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD JIGGABOO TRANNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POOPOO FUCK DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT BLOWJOB JACK OFF DARTH VADER SCROTUM FUCKBAG BULLCRAP SHITE DAMN IT TITS MOTHERFUCKER PISS HENTAI SHIT SOAPY TITWANK HELLFIRE WANKSPLAT ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT PORCH MONKEY SEX DICKHEAD BUGFUCK HOMO FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT BOOBIES PRICK JACKASS YOU WANKER CUM SON OF A BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TACO GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE SHIT CUNT HORSE PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS TIT SPRINKLES CUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKTARD JACKASS FUCKTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PRICK RAT'S COCK BEAVER SHITFUCKER DAMN NAZI BUGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD TITMOUSE COCKSHITTER DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE BUGGER SON OF A BITCH CRAP ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY MONKEY SHIT TITS POWERSHIT WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL DOT HEAD GRIS MAMA MIA WANKSPLAT CUNNILINGUS PORCH MONKEY TWAT ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS ASSRAPING SHITSLIDE POLAK FRIENDS FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITWANK CLUSTER FUCK FUCK ASS CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT AY-AY-AY DAMNATION CUNT BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY BITCH ASSCRACK SHIT BASTARD TWAT NIGGER ARSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BANGKOK ASSFACE UNICORNS ARSE DILDO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHE NAZI and with the CHICKEN SHIT and his SACRED of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about SHITCUNTING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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