Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'BOLLOCKS'ASSWIPE'DILDO'RAT'S ASS'JERK OFF'GOBSHITE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden POOPY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOON or PIECE OF SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIPSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENISBIRD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TRANNY SCUMBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS Tourette's is COCKSUCKER not to be FUCKTARD confused with MOCCASINS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JIZZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LOLCAT random CHOAD disorientation, culturally-TAMPONS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIGNOSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FEMADOM language, GOOK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE CRAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BENSON SUCKS souvenir shoppes and massive LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! quantities I RAPE WALRUSES! of ANAL DIABETES PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A PEARL NECKLACE Polite Note to the FUCK YOU Author:

The ARSEBADGERS Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was CUNTBUCKET founded to SUCK MY COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [expletive deleted] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOOBS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSHAT Tourrette's sufferers WILLY WONKA swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS bad side of a terrible ASS LICKER thing.
• The main COCKSMOKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEMPRINI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSUCKER knee DUMBASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CAMEL FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEEPEE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTYWANK school for WOMEN'S RIGHTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become CHING CHONG CHINK manically depressed and VENEREAL DISEASE commit ASSHAT suicide.
• There is no EMO cure, and the SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAPPY tics often have adverse SHITSKIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MY ANUS IS BLEEDING perodol" which caused my entire DICK CHICKEN body to go FUCKTARD numb and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEDOPHILIA it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK tourette syndrome BOOBS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRIG the ASSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KNOBJOCKEY sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your DICK IN A BOX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GO HOME AND DIE this that really TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! annoys me. I am working towards a MICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SAGGY TITS, and making fun of a NECROPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUDGEPACKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. GOATSE Regards to Andrew ORGASM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The YID bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you TITS want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my JIGGABOO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PRICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE SHIT and CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOYCOTT VIACOM! BAND WITH 4 SHITBALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE! PRICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PRICK'S HOUSE

How PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE to BOOBS cure DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the JACKASS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment VAGINA for PISS Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome SCROTUM is WANK following SONNY BILL WILLIAMS these HI, BILLY MAYS HERE rules FUCK in DAMN IT order:

• 1: Avoid PISS OFF immature FUCK little SHITTING DICK NIPPLES kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within SHIT 10 GYPSYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COON PRICK TITS nor MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you COMMUNIST DILDO don't JOHN ELWAY have CUNTBUCKET this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOLLOCKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PRICK last straw CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITHEAD the TOP OF WANK THIS GOD DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. PAKI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLUSTERFUCK people who try JACK OFF to battle FUCK'BATMAN & ROBIN that tight-ass SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 17-year-BOON—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said PUSSY' SOD OFF WETBACK'SAND NIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TIMBER NIGGER is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there CAPTAIN CRUNCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FU SPANG Uncyclopedia, there are DIRTY SANCHEZ articles MAMA MIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BELGIUM stuff. So FUCKFACE that means COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK stop getting mad at the CUNTRAG first part too and SHITE talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's GOD DAMN mocking (what BUNG-HOLE letter? I don't even know what RUSKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS even made a really CAPTAIN CRUNCH good point. "It's HO nothing more FROG'S FAT ASS from a head nod to a DOT HEAD knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add BAT FUCK INSANE onto BUTT PIRATE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TAMPONS suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTERFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITTYWANK be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONALD RUMSFELD hilarious. If you HEIL HITLER! Want facts, go on COMMUNIST DILDO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITPISSER be offended, don't read BALL SACK the freaking NIPPLES article anyway.

NIGNOG PEEPEE BELGIUM SHITHEAD KAFFIR CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT BIRD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN

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GOOD PUPPY! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSCRACK PISSHOLE CHENEY WIENER FUCKING ASS CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS NIGNOG AAAAAAAAA! COON BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK HELL ASSCRACK SOD OFF TRANNY DUMBASS RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT-HOLE ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY BUGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY GIVING HEAD LENS CRAFTERS POLACK SHITE WINDOWS VISTA PRICK MACACA BRITNEY YOU WANKER DUMBASS FUCKFACE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA MOLDY TITS ARSE RUSKIE RAGHEAD ASSHAT ARSE TRANNY FROG WANKSPLAT TOTAL URINE-GARGLING FELCHING PRICK FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSE BELLEND DONKEY DICK GYPSY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER TITMOUSE BEAVER BELGIUM DYKE FELCHING SPUNK ARSE GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT HONKY FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITHEAD FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA YID GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FELLATIO WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK FAGGOT RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SLOPE FUCKER RAPE TOTAL BOOBS CANNED QUOTE WANK TITTIES SHIT WHORE SHITTY ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH CUNT SHITE DOG SHIT WETBACK BULLCRAP HOMO PISS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELCHING FUCKHEAD WANK OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ASSHAT P'KANG FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS NIPPLES NAZI PISS ARTIST NIPPLES FRIG DICKHEAD CUM WOP RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRITZ PISS ARTIST BANGKOK SHITBALLS BITCH DICK IN A BOX FRENCH TICKLER SHIT PUNANI DIPSHIT ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN GREASER NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSFACE CUNT CRAPPER CUNT PISS FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK HELL ASSHAT LAKE TITICACA GO HOME AND DIE SCROTUM ASS FUCK BONER PAKI BOOBIES ASSWIPE IT'S OVER 9000! CHUFF ASS SCUMBAG FUCKING BASEBALL RUSKIE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLEMEN DUMBASS PENIS DOG FUCKER VAGINA PAKI SUCK MY DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING PUSSY NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN BIGNOSE BITCH SHITBALLS MARGARET THATCHER CUNT BASTARD DAMN PIGFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S COCK CARPET MUNCHER BUTT PIRATE CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITCUNTING JIGGABOO DILDO ORGASM ASS LICKER BUGGER OFF BEANER PEARL NECKLACE DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD TWAT HEIL HITLER! MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER JOHNNY FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER CHENEY KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SHITE SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SHITE COMMUNISM IS STUPID PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIPPLES GENITALIA BENSON SUCKS SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN FUCKER BENSON SUCKS DYKE ANAL DIABETES STEVE BALLMER CAMEL FUCKER FRAK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TRANNY CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT DICKHEAD CUNT FUCKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PICKANINNY PENIS ON A BUN OH SHI– I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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THONG TASTER RAPE DAGO JACKASS MOCCASINS DICKLICK GO HOME AND DIE LICK PUSSY COON MARY WHITEHOUSE LIMEY MARCH OF FLAMES FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SEX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIST FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RECTUM RAIDER PENIS ON A STICK FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES ABO GENITALIA QUEEF FUCK COCKSTUFFER YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE ART METAL PRODUCTS FOUR-EYES CHOAD TWAT LOGJAMMER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHMONKEY HELL ASSFACE ANAL CUM 666 SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENIS BITCH TITTIES NIPPLES MOCCASINS TURD COMMUNIST DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH NEGRO SHAKOPEE DOUCHING ALEX TREBEK CRAPPY PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD DAMN CUNTRAG HELL CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM MOCCASINS TITMOUSE MARGARET THATCHER QUEEF ANAL DIABETES CHOAD SEMEN BITCH ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH ASS WIKIPEDIA HELL JOHNNY HELL PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ASSHAT ASSHAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GYPSY WIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE SCUMBAG DICKFACE DICKHEAD HEIL HITLER! TITS & DICKS CRAPFUCKER EMO SAGGY TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE LAKE TITICACA CRAPPY PEEPEE DONGSHOVER SHIT DOG FUCKER BALL SACK CHIGGER WANK WIGGER NAZI BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PAKI TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER JELLY BEANS BORDER HOPPER RAPE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JUNGLE BUNNY ASS FASCIST GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING FRIG ASSWIPE CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK CHOAD JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EMO SHITFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE YID SCUMBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITSLIDE LET'S SHIT DYKE TITWANK BEANER HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK FELCHMONKEY SEMEN BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TAFFY ALEX TREBEK WANKER ASSHAT ASSWIPE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK PEARL NECKLACE JAP DAMN suck my mothers SHITSLINGING BELLEND TONY LA RUSSA COCK BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION CRAPPY NORTH KOREA PISS ARTIST DAMN IT COCKSMOKER SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING COON BELGIUM DAMN IT SPIC AMERICA ONLINE DELICIOUS CAKE RAPE NAZI GRINGO ARSE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKHEAD MACACA FEMADOM NEGRO DESU ASSHAT BUTT-HOLE ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SEMEN NEGRO SEX SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY PISS ARTIST CLEMEN DIPSHIT PRICK MILF ASSRAMMER FUCK OFF DOT HEAD FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY RECTUM RAIDER WIGGER BIGNOSE ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE NIGGER DOG FUCKER WANK ORGASM FASHION BUG ASS PISS ARTIST CONAN O'BRIAN PISS ASS FUCKWIT DICKFACE THONG TASTER CUNT CRAPPER DUMBASS DEMOCRACY TWAT MOLDY TITS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! POLESMOKER COCKGOBLIN FUCKHEAD KU KLUX KLAN KNOBJOCKEY FELLATIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY FUDGEPACKER ASS FASCIST BANGKOK SEMEN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HEIL HITLER! RAT'S ASS DICK CUNT SPRINKLES ASSCRACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BIGNOSE SOD OFF ARSE DOUCHING PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE FRITZ FRAK FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] SHIT BOOBS COCKSMOKER GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER WANKSPLAT ROSES BOOBS CONDOMS BEANER TACO BUTTFUCKER CUNT HELLFUCKER MILF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK ARSEBADGERS FUCKTARD FROG EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMN PRICK BRUSH MA TEETH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAP PRICK LET'S SHIT COON EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN GOD DAMMIT PENIS BULLSHIT CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BRITNEY RAT'S COCK DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA WANK SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKBAG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD OFF RAT'S COCK MALARKY CUNTING ASSCRACK CHIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITSLINGING TUBA BOB SAGET CRAPFUCKER FRAK STEVE BALLMER GANGBANG HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST BITCH DICK IN A BOX LET'S SHIT BITCH SAND NIGGER NAZI MACACA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GRASS MUD HORSE BATHING SUIT AREA BRITNEY DUMBASS NIGNOG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK ARSE MILF BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE FUCK NI SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CHRISTHUMPER FOUR-EYES PENIS FUCKSTAIN PISS CHIGGER lowercase SPUNK FEMADOM BOYCOTT VIACOM! BIG FOOT I'LL RAPE YOU BUNG-HOLE [expletive deleted] PORCH MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD ABO SHITTY FELLATIO DEVELOPERS! CUNT DAMN PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE FUCKTARD BITCH ANAL LIMEY SHITE ASS LICKER FUCK DIPSHIT FRAK DICKFACE SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SALISBURY pen0r FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GOD DAMMIT WHORE PENIS ON A BUN CAMEL FUCKER BIRD SHIT CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE SHITE FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE GRIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO PUNANI SHITHEAD PEEPEE CROTCH CUNTRAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE BENSON SUCKS BULLSHIT WIENER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN PUSSY FASHION BUG WANKSPLAT SPUNK BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER GENITALIA SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK CHICKEN MILF SUCK MY COCK WIKIPEDIA COCKSHITTER PUSSY FUCKTARD DICKFACE FUCK NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK SOD ASSHOLE RAPE TITWANK SCROTUM GYPSY COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF DOUCHE BALLS DOUCHEBAG HELL MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER TITS BUTT-HOLE FUCKHEAD TWAT SHITE DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB ASS FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF CHOAD DICKFACE CUNT HOSER VAGINA CROTCH BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FEMADOM POLAK PISS ARTIST ASSHAT SHITBALLS FUCKFACE FUCK YOU PISS OFF DICKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSYLICKER and with the YOU WANKER and his DOG SHIT of girraffes in which LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD while reading about VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JACKASS SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKTARD