Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NICARAGUA neurochemical FUCK disorder DICK CHICKEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden SWIMMING POOL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JERK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BENCH PRESS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKBAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GIVING HEAD utterFUCKance of socially CAMEL FUCKER objectionable words).
SAGGY TITS Tourette's is MOCCASINS not to be CC PLZ confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WALRUS SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL random CHINK disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PAKI EMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING A souvenir shoppes and massive DAMMIT quantities SHITTING DICK NIPPLES of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.
Darnit.
A KNOBJOCKEY Polite Note to the SHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITHEAD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the PENIS bad side of a terrible POLAK thing.
- The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[EXPLETIVE]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee MARCH OF FLAMES NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is RAPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ANUSCAKE school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAP sufferers to become PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and DAMNATION commit JAP suicide.
- There is no DYKE cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMNATION tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire FU SPANG body to go BOOBS numb and EAT MY SHIT! basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHENEY it is without the JACK OFF drug.
I am an active member of a GIVING HEAD tourette syndrome AUTOFELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK NUGGET much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ARSE sorry for JERK OFF "hi-jacking" your PECKERHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a TOSSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUCK A BIG DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a DOUCHING horrible disorder is (not) SUCK A BIG DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER time.
Best DEVELOPERS! regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply
As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.
Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen
P.S. BASTARD Regards to Andrew TOSSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and GENITALIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHING BAND WITH 4 PUNANI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KIKE HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE
How SHITFUCKER to SON OF A BITCH cure TWAT the PISS ARTIST Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TITS for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Syndrome SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS is BALLS following RANDY TRAVIS these PISS rules CONDOMS in SHITSLINGING order:
- 1: Avoid NECROPHILIA immature SEX little OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH kids,
- 2: Count to FUCKFACE within CLIT 10 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your PIGFUCKER SHITPISSER FUCK OFF nor ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA talk,
- 4: Tell PEARL NECKLACE yourself you FUCKHEAD don't WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? have CLIT this O KURWA! disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPMUNCHER WITH NASTY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUKKAKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITHEAD last straw CRAPPY!
I fucking put P'KANG' my comment at the TOP OF THE EMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF SHIT THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! to battle FAG'FUCK that tight-ass DOG SHIT 17-year-DICK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said FUCKBAG' BRITNEY FUCK'BLOWJOB on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DONKEY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are CHAV articles CRAP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAPE stuff. So WANKER that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE first part too and REDNECK talking about the BIRD SHIT letter that it's JAP mocking (what [expletive deleted] letter? I don't even know what FRITZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian [EXPLETIVE] hi self FELCHING even made a really PAKI good point. "It's MOZILLA FIREFOX nothing more JACK OFF from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add PRICK onto PIG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARY WHITEHOUSE be, because if I were a BULLCRAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHING CHONG CHINK be offended, don't read FUCKING the freaking HELL article anyway.
SHITSLINGING PRICK DOG SHIT FAGGOT BEANER SPUNK WIENER VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY
JIZZ FUCKING ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS KNOBJOCKEY CRAPPY SHITBALLS SHITFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FUCK CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD BALL SACK HOSER TAFFY POLAK POMMIE RUSKIE FLYING FUCK INBRED WANK O CANADA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE RAINBOWS RAGHEAD JAP NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT SHITCOCK NIPPLES POLAK HONKY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN CUNNILINGUS DOUCHETITS FUCKING A CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN DOUCHETITS FAGGOT SHITHEAD HELL FUCKING TOWELHEAD COON FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK CROTCH ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHOLE NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS JENKEM ASS CUNT FUCK CHUFF GOD DAMN ASSWIPE ABO KRAUT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? WOODPECKERSHIT NECROPHILIA BEAVER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! POTTYMOUTH DAGO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK HORSE PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT PEDOPHILIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING SHITFUCKER SHITE ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER SHITE LENS CRAFTERS FUCK PISS RAT'S ASS WANKER CHUFF FUCK OFF BULLCRAP FUCK DOUCHING TITS & DICKS SUITCASE PENIS BULLCRAP FLYING FUCK MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH JUNGLE BUNNY WIGGER HELL TITWANK YOU WANKER CUNT SHIT FUCK SOD BUTT PIRATE NICARAGUA SHITHEAD DOUCHETITS NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE WIGGER SOD OFF FEMADOM INCEST CRAPFUCKER PUSSY NIGNOG NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN 666 PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POTTYMOUTH SCUMBAG FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S COCK FAG BULLCRAP SEX SHITE DUMBASS SPUNK TITWANK DAMN DOG SHIT CUNTBUCKET TURD TWISTY VAGINA FIST FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK WANK DAMN SCROTUM FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE COON WIENER DAMN DAMN SHITHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LET'S SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK ANUSCAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK PISS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE ANUSCAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FROG NIGNOG BASTARD FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST RUSTY TROMBONE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS PUNANI ASSBANDIT NAZI SHIT WIGGER MONKEY BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! BIRD SHIT SHITTY SOD BUKKAKE HOT GRITS ALF RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT COCKGOBLIN CUNT JACKASS SHITTY COON SHIT ARSE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIKIPEDIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PENISFUCK ASSCRACK BOOBIES PUNANI INJUN PISS ARTIST CLIT GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM KIKE NAZI PISS OFF GOBSHITE SUGAR ANAL TAMPONS JOHNNY LET'S SHIT INCEST RAT'S COCK SIGMUND FREUD DAMN IT CUNT HO HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU POLAK HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN QUEEF SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE CLIT CANNED QUOTE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE WETBACK GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHINK DAMN POTTYMOUTH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK WETBACK GO HOME AND DIE SCUMBUCKET VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DELICIOUS CAKE PISS OFF RAGHEAD MAMA MIA BASTARD WANKER CUNTBUCKET [expletive deleted] TIT DIRT SHITHEAD FROG JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY DIPSHIT BASTARD DAMN FELLATIO HITLER SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN SMEG SON OF A BITCH WANK SCUMBUCKET GYPSY FUCKING PENISFUCK NICARAGUA PUNANI BUGGER OFF FUCK NIPPLES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LENS CRAFTERS DUMBASS DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT WIENER JESUS H. 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SPIC GOBSHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIGNOSE NIPPLES GRIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPFUCKER ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEEPEE DAMMIT DICK SHUT UP, MEG! CRAPFUCKER ORGASM ASS LICKER CRAPPY FUCKFACE SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT BUGGER HO TURD ASSCRACK DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIPPLES FAGGOT VAGINA FRITZ BOB SAGET TITS JACKASS CUNT COCKSMOKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! URINE-GARGLING WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT SWIMMING POOL DICK TITS NICARAGUA ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT CHOAD BEAVER BIG FOOT CUNT BITCH SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT QUEEF NICARAGUA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMMIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS ASS GENITALIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! WOODPECKERSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SACRED JERK OFF QUEEF PORCH MONKEY MILF BUTTFUCKER SOD ASSHAT pen0r DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE HORSE PENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER TITS SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MONKEY SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ANAL WANK DAMMIT YID CRACKER PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS FUCK YOU CONDOMS GREASER ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE CHIGGER SHITTY FUCKING A CHIGGER CLIT JAP PEEPEE BITCH PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT PISS CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD FUCK OFF WANK CLEMEN YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE HENTAI FELCHMONKEY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HORSE PENIS CHICKEN FRIES MACACA DAMN PISSHOLE LOLCAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOATSE DOUCHING WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK RAT'S COCK FELCHING RAPE FUCKFACE STUDENT PROTESTS FUCKHEAD BUTT-HEAD PENIS REDNECK RAT'S COCK DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT KIKE AY-AY-AY BUGFUCK TITTYWANK CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER COON HOT GRITS I AM CORNHOLIO! PUSSY PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE DICKWAD BITCH JOHNNY FOUR-EYES FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITE WIGGER JIZZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! BALL SACK PIG BUGFUCK DAMNATION MILF WHORE YOU WANKER NEGRO PISSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS MOLDY TITS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SEMPRINI CHUFF PORCH MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK WANK PIG PRICK SHITFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS TUBA BITCH HONKY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAMEL JOCKEY SEMEN FUCKWIT BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER GIVING HEAD RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOOBIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER TRANNY PUSSY MICK JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITBALLS NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS FUCK RAT'S ASS MALARKY THONG TASTER THONG TASTER CUNT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DUMBASS GANGBANG MARGARET THATCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT DIPSHIT DICKFACE ASSHOLE BUGFUCK CUNT SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRIG RAPE SHITHEAD ASSHOLE GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS ALF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT ASS BLOWJOB POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN ANUSCAKE SEX SHITCUNTING SPUNK CLIT ASS WIGGER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY PEDOPHILIA FUCKER NI BULLSHIT DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK BEANER ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! NAZI MALL SANTA NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO SHITBALLS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SHITFACE BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBS DICKWAD MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH RANDY TRAVIS HELL WHORE WIKIPEDIA 666 ASSHOLE CUNT FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT FUCK POLACK GOD DAMMIT BLUMPKIN RECTUM RAIDER TACO RAPE BITCH TITTIES VAGINA BUGGER OFF ASSHAT PISS WETBACK I AM CORNHOLIO! JACKASS SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT BONER JOHNNY SHIT ARSE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DUMBASS SHITE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLUE PENIS! PISS VENEREAL DISEASE MARGARET THATCHER FRAK FUCKING CROTCH SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DICKLICK BASTARD WANKER BITCH REDNECK CUNTSWILLING PISS OFF WANK HOMO GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOG SHIT FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE BUNG-HOLE NAZI FUCK YOU SHIT INBRED BEAVER VAGINA ASSFACE BASTARD O KURWA! NORTH KOREA CUNTRAG ANAL GENITALIA CHING CHONG CHINK COON FUCK ARSE BASTARD PORCH MONKEY QUEEF SHITFACE VAGINA CUM POWERSHIT FUCK YOU HOSER FUCK YOU CANNED QUOTE FASHION BUG DIPSHIT SHITTY FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER BIG FOOT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ANAL QUEEF GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD YID WANKER SCROTUM JUMPING JESUS!!! TITMOUSE ASS COCKSHITTER NECROPHILIA SHITTY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG BELLEND MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT SHITE DONGSHOVER CHING CHONG CHINK SEMPRINI GOD DAMN WANKSPLAT PISS ARTIST MARGARET THATCHER DUMBASS JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH GYPSY TITS & DICKS PENIS ON A BUN FUCKHEAD 1984 BEANER FUCKSTAIN ARSE SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CANNED QUOTE CRACKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSRAPING SHIT JACK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT BASTARD CHOAD PORCH MONKEY BRUSH MA TEETH SON OF A BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS GO HOME AND DIE BELGIUM NORTH KOREA CUNT HELLFUCKER BELGIUM FUCKWIT FUCKFACE ASS FASCIST WOODPECKERSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN DICKFACE HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPANK THE MONKEY ASS CROTCH KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGGER OFF PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE DICKHEAD TAFFY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS REDNECK PISS POMMIE GANGBANG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEEPEE DILDO POLACK DAMN BOOBS SON OF A BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHING EAT MY SHIT! WANK QUEEF I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FLAMING ASS BADGER SMEG COCKGOBLIN NIGGER TITS FUCKING BATHING SUIT AREA MOLDY TITS CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS HOT GRITS TOWELHEAD CUNT CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE FUCKING HOSER SOD OFF POLAK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD BALL SACK BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKING FUCKBAG FIST FUCK TURD FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS JENKEM FUCKING NEOPETS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT-HEAD FUCKTARD DUMBASS DYKE ASSCRACK BUGGER BORDER HOPPER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE MASTURBATION FALSE BENSON DUMBASS BATHING SUIT AREA O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU TIT DIRT ORGASM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKWIT CUNT HORSE SHIT WOP PORCH MONKEY JACK OFF PISS KAFFIR DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT SCUMBAG COON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU! FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WIENER PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY MARGARET THATCHER lowercase GOD DAMMIT VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER SEX FELLATIO CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD BUKKAKE BITCH FUCKWIT TOSSER CRAP ON A STICK TAFFY DUMBASS REBECCA BLACK FUCK OFF DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CARPET MUNCHER COMMUNION WAFER I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMNATION JENKEM ASSHOLE BALLS FUCKBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE PUSSYLICKER BOLLOCKS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPIC FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPMUNCHER CHENEY NAZI BAT FUCK INSANE COMMUNIST DILDO DOT HEAD CHOAD BALLS CUNT FUCK YOU Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SUCK MY DICK and with the OSTRICH MY ASS and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BEAVER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PISSHOLE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is PENISFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNT subject. If you do not find it funny TACO, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GRINGO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a RAT'S COCK joke loses its humour GOBSHITE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so THONG TASTER ignorant, then you wouldn't have PISS UP MY ARSE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! COCKGOBLIN NEOPETS DYKE DICKFACE GOBSHITE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
