Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BOOBIES comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JERRY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LAKE TITICACA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLINGING, sudden DAGO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKHEAD or INVISIBLE! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIGFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BRITNEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ORGASM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHINK REBECCA BLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BONG utterFUCKance of socially MINORITIES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's is HONKY not to be BUTT-FOR-BRAINS confused with DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING A random BEANER disorientation, culturally-SCROTUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIG FOOT language, GARBAGE DAY! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOHNNY FUCKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive MOCCASINS quantities PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES TITWANK garbage.

Darnit.

A ABO Polite Note to the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Author:

The YUKY DOODY Tourette's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Research Institute was FUCKING FUCKFUCKER founded to GYPSY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOMO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT LAPPER article SHAKOPEE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TAFFY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITCUNTING Tourrette's sufferers POOPY swear. You can DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the CRACKER bad side of a terrible CUNTBUCKET thing.
The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITCOCK knee HONKY NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GENITALIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT school for TAMPONS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become POMMIE manically depressed and BOOBS commit GIVING HEAD suicide.
There is no CRAPPY cure, and the TAMPON IN MY ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRITZ perodol" which caused my entire IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK body to go MONASTERIES numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOB SAGET it is without the JOHN SMILEY FACE drug.

I am an active member of a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS tourette syndrome JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the NIPPLES public view of Tourettes as a "BLUMPKIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RICK MORANIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for TESTICLE CHOKE "hi-jacking" your SAND NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIPPLES this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a BUTTFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a RECTUM RAIDER horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLIT time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSWIPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. DUNE COON Regards to Andrew SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can CLIT punch him if you GYPSY want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITSLINGING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and CHIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKHEAD BAND WITH 4 DOG SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NECROPHILIA HORSE! SHITSLINGING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLINGING'S HOUSE

How BUTT PIRATE to DAMN cure PISS ARTIST the HEAVEN Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PORCH MONKEY for CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome SHITFACE is SHITFACE following FUCKFACE these DAMN IT rules MASTURBATION in TOWELHEAD order:

1: Avoid WIGGER immature HITLER little NECROPHILIA kids,
2: Count to WILLY WONKA within INCEST 10 COCKseconds,
3: Do not open your NIGGER GOOK FUCKBAG nor DEVELOPERS! talk,
4: Tell HAIL SATAN! yourself you DAMN don't WANKER have SON OF A BITCH this WIKIPEDIA disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITSLINGING last straw SOD!

I fucking put DICKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS BOOBIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOGHURT CANNON offensive. SEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHE people who try ASSCRACK to battle BASTARD'FUCKHEAD that tight-ass DOUCHEBAG 17-year-CUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT LIKE A HORSE it now, but someone said PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT' MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MASTURBATION'suck my mothers on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WETBACK is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there QUEEF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DONGSHOVER Uncyclopedia, there are BLISTERING BARNACLES articles CLEMEN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So NAZI that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and ANUSCAKE talking about the FUCKER letter that it's PISS mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what TRANNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian SONNY BILL WILLIAMS hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really SAGGY TITS good point. "It's SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH nothing more SHITFUCKER from a head nod to a TIMBER NIGGER knee tick". PEDOPHILIA. Which I'll add DICK CHICKEN onto MONKEY'S UNCLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRAK suffer that COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOHN ELWAY be, because if I were a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JUNGLE BUNNY hilarious. If you BUTT PIRATE Want facts, go on LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BIG FOOT be offended, don't read ASS the freaking JAP article anyway.

FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEMPRINI FUDGEPACKER NAZI DAMMIT JERK OFF suck my mothers RAT'S COCK BITCH

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YOGHURT CANNON FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING BASEBALL PUNANI FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING TITS DEMOCRACY DONKEY DICK SHITTY FRENCH TICKLER SAND NIGGER BIRD SHIT ALF TENTACLE RAPE WIENER DYKE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TOTAL INCEST BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS SPUNK JACKASS CRAPFUCKER ASS SEX SHITCOCK PISS RAPE O CANADA DOG SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suck my mothers DICKFACE CECIL JOHN RHODES SHITCUNTING DAMNATION CUNT CHICKEN FRIES SUCK MY COCK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG RAGHEAD COON IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA WIKIPEDIA KAFFIR YOU WANKER RAPE SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEVELAND STEAMER MACACA CUNT FUCKWIT DUMBASS CLIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAPFUCKER FELCHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN FRIES BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER DEVELOPERS! SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK RAPE FUCK ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET TAFFY ASSCRACK SHITHEAD PENISBIRD ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS FUCK ANAL REDSKIN DICKHEAD BEAVER ARSE LIMEY DILDO CLUSTERFUCK DAMN JERK OFF SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF DAMN SHIT EPIDIDYMIS CUNTYMINTS CRAP ON A STICK BONER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers GOD DAMN GOBSHITE PRICK YID SHITE CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT VAGINA DARTH VADER ASS FELLATIO WHITE POWER HELLFUCKER SEMPRINI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUTT PIRATE SHITE BUTT PIRATE GOD BLESS AMERICA BELGIUM PENIS HELL NAZI SACRAMENTO YOU WANKER BULLCRAP ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the DONKEY DICK and his GENITALIA of girraffes in which PAKI while reading about SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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