Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder TOWELHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOLLOCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ORGASM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LET'S SHIT MICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FROG'S FAT ASS utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).
NAZI Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be FUCK confused with NIGGER TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying STUB chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBIES random CUNT disorientation, culturally-GENITALIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MASTURBATION outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NI language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AY-AY-AY DELICIOUS CAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUNG-HOLE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities BORDER HOPPER of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A MILF Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DEMOCRACY article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEAVER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IN SACREMENT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGFUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DESU Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can DAGO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TV, for always focusing on the DAMN IT bad side of a terrible DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! thing.
- The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMMIT knee CUNTBUCKET NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITBALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CROTCH school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTRAG sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and BOYCOTT VIACOM! commit CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suicide.
- There is no HITLER cure, and the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEDOPHILIA tics often have adverse REDSKIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCK perodol" which caused my entire WIGGER body to go FUCKTARD numb and MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHITE RIGHTS it is without the ORGASM drug.
I am an active member of a JOHN ELWAY tourette syndrome KIDDY FIDDLER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the PISS ARTIST public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PRICK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DICKLICK sorry for JIZZ "hi-jacking" your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CAMEL JOCKEY this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK, and making fun of a CHOAD KISSER horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JUSTIN BIEBER time.
Best YOUR MOM regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “JOHNNY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply
As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.
Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen
P.S. YOU WANKER Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHING CHONG CHINK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PENIS ON A BUN intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DOUGHNUT PUNCHER and BULLSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSEBADGERS BAND WITH 4 DILDO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE
How FUCKWIT to DOUCHETITS cure SLOPE the SEX Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES for SHIT Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome FUCKER is SHITFUCKER following FUCKTARD these COCK rules DOUCHE NAZI in POOPOO order:
- 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature FUCK OFF little BELLEND kids,
- 2: Count to BITCH within DICK 10 BONERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE DAMN FUCKWIT nor NIGGER talk,
- 4: Tell DYKE yourself you DOUCHE don't RANDY TRAVIS have COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK this VENEREAL DISEASE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACKASS SHIT WITH NASTY JAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUCK MY COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ASSHOLE last straw FUCKING A!
I fucking put FUCK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSRAMMER the TOP OF FUCK THIS GOATSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKHEAD offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JAP people who try NAZI to battle SHITSLINGING'LIMEY that tight-ass FELCHING 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK NUGGET it now, but someone said JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST' YID INJUN'PRICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACKASS is a laughing JACKASS matter. Plus there ASS LICKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSMOKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles YOGHURT CANNON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! stuff. So BOB SAGET that means DAMN stop getting mad at the ASS LICKER first part too and DICK TITS talking about the TITS & DICKS letter that it's LET'S SHIT mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what CHING CHONG CHINK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FLYING RAT'S ASS hi self POLAK even made a really TWAT good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more FRIG from a head nod to a MILF knee tick". COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS. Which I'll add SHITCOCK onto BIRD SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMNATION suffer that YOU WANKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ABO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS be, because if I were a GANGBANG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICK hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on FROG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read YOGHURT CANNON the freaking MONKEY'S UNCLE article anyway.
DICKLICK SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK WANK FUCKHEAD WIENER BONER
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ASS LICKER SHITHEAD BEAVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INCEST HELL MONKEY SHIT HOMO SHITFACE SCUMBAG MOCKIE ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUITCASE PENIS KNOBJOCKEY DICKWAD ASSRAMMER DAMN FUCK SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WHORE DAMMIT GYPSY PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS DOUCHING WILLY WONKA LET'S SHIT CLEMEN ASS JERRY BEAVER GOOK BOOBS FALSE BENSON HADJI ASSHOLE MILF BORDER HOPPER EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL FUCKING JUMP! DIRTY SANCHEZ DAGO WETBACK ORGASM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! 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I WILL KILL YOU! TITTYWANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY PIECE OF SHIT COON DIRTY SANCHEZ CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] SHITFACE CROTCH TUBA BLUMPKIN TOSSER CUNT YOU GRAPE PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY JAP AMERICA ONLINE SHITE BENCH PRESS COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT LAPPER D'OH PRICK CUNTYMINTS TUBA PEDOPHILIA BOOBIES CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM FAGGOT WETBACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT-HEAD GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS DOUCHE FELCHMONKEY PENIS ON A STICK DYKE FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT NAZI CHOAD RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO NIPPLES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSE ASSCRACK BIGNOSE SHITSLINGING CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS SHIT BEANER DONKEY DICK RECTUM RAIDER INBRED VAGINA FUCK NUGGET NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BALL SACK JAP PISS OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH CARPET MUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN WOP BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES [Insert swear here] HADJI JOHNNY DAMNATION SPUNK DARTH VADER TAFFY FELCHMONKEY RAT'S COCK NI SHITPISSER PISS OFF FUCKHEAD I WILL END YOU! 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HOMO DUMBASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT 666 POLESMOKER PIGFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT YOU WANKER BUGGER FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF TIT DIRT FUCK NUGGET FUCK TOWELHEAD RAT'S COCK NIGGER BEAVER CHINK FUCK GRIS DIRTY SANCHEZ BEAVER GENITALIA TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHIT GIVING HEAD BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE POLESMOKER BELGIUM COMMUNIST DILDO EAT MY SHIT! BELGIUM TOTAL ARSE SMEG FUCKER ORGASM CHRIST OF TABERNACLE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE LOLCAT FRED PHELPS BIRD SHIT TOSSER HELLFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM LOLCAT TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE DAMN FUCKTARD DUMBASS JACKASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAPE GYPSY CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY FUCK FUCK DICKWAD GREASER FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE FUCKFACE SHITBALLS SHITSKIN SEX GRINGO FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT SPUNK BUTTFUCKER BASTARD ORGASM ARSE WHITE RIGHTS GRINGO FAGGOT ASSRAPING COON FREEDOM OF SPEECH SHITFACE SCROTUM COON ANAL CUNT DICKFACE HELL FUCKING A I RAPE WALRUSES! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPICY CUNT FUCK MARGARET THATCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKGOBLIN DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK CUNTRAG GENITALIA SHITFUCKER DICKFACE ABO CONDOMS TITS SHITSLINGING SHIT PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT WANK SHIT DOUCHING LAKE TITICACA JAP BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU REDSKIN POTTYMOUTH PISS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FUCKTARD SHIT WIENER CRAPMUNCHER JAP HELL GOD DAMN FEWMETS FRENCH TICKLER HITLER WHITE PEOPLE SIGMUND FREUD YOU WANKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT ASSHOLE SCUMBAG FUCK TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK PIG ARSE GOOK JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKING NIPPLES DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER CUNT ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK TITS DICK GIVING HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK ORGASM KNOBJOCKEY FUCK NUGGET FUCKING FUCK YOU ADMINS ARE GAY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL COON WANK HONKY BITCH SHITE FAG STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCKSTAIN BEAVER CUM SPANK THE MONKEY SAND NIGGER FU SPANG NAZI GOAT DICK TWAT ASS CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERRY TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN NEGRO HELLFUCKER BUGFUCK COCKSMOKER FUCK KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER WANK CUNT FUCK DAMN JOHNNY DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ LIMEY URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT PIG FLAMING ASS BADGER FELLATIO CHOAD SPUNK SON OF A BITCH REDNECK MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST FUCK TITS ARSE CUNT GOBSHITE BORDER HOPPER MALARKY BEANER BLISTERING BARNACLES MOCKIE FRIG BITCH NECROPHILIA HELL BELLEND TAFFY SOD SHIT CLIT TOSSER FRIG DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FIST FUCK BELGIUM TOSSER BLUMPKIN CUNTRAG SHAKOPEE CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BOB SAGET and with the GENITALIA and his CROTCH of girraffes in which DAGO while reading about CRAP!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See YID also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FRITZ
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is AUTOFELLATIO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI subject. If you do not find it funny GOBSHITE, it is probably because you are an INBRED TOTAL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PRICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHINK joke loses its humour BIGNOSE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have ARSE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DOG SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!I <3 COCK |
