Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TAMPON IN MY ASS, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITCOCK or GENITALIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FRENCH TICKLER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKWAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INCEST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCK utterFUCKance of socially FRAK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING A television programs to address SEMEN Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be DICKLICK confused with FROG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSHITTER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ORGASM random AY-AY-AY disorientation, culturally-CHINK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE language, SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD CUNTRAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITS souvenir shoppes and massive MOCKIE quantities JERRY of ANAL DIABETES LET'S SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A PISSHOLE Polite Note to the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was BALLS founded to BELLEND.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ORGASM article D'OH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAP ON A STICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITTY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ANAL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourrette's sufferers GRIS swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame QUEEF TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
  • The main JACKASS SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOUR MOM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee CUNTRAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RAT'S COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RUSTY TROMBONE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSEBADGERS school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and CONDOMS commit FUCKING suicide.
  • There is no NEGRO cure, and the COMMUNION WAFER drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELLFUCKER tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire ARSE body to go CUNNILINGUS numb and HONKY basically made it NIGGA! worse than NECROPHILIA it is without the BORDER HOPPER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "TUBA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM "hi-jacking" your HELLFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSBANDIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELLFIRE, and making fun of a COCK horrible disorder is (not) BLOWJOB funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CC PLZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “MEG” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can BOON punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BRITNEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKHEAD to FIRECROTCH cure SHIT the INBRED Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POOPY for TAMPONS Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome DISSIDENTS is ASSFACE following FUCKER these SEX rules MONKEY SHIT in EAT MY SHIT! order:

  • 1: Avoid HELLFUCKER immature PENIS ON A BUN little WIKIPEDIA kids,
  • 2: Count to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS within SHITFACE 10 AUTOFELLATIOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD NIGNOG nor LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD talk,
  • 4: Tell MONKEY SHIT yourself you LENS CRAFTERS don't PIGFUCKER have BELLEND this CHINK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WINDOWS VISTA WITH NASTY NIGNOG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LOLCAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TAMPON IN MY ASS last straw JACKASS SHIT!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOOK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GANGBANG the TOP OF NAZI THIS DIPSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITTY offensive. DICKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try COON to battle MONKEY SHIT'DAGO that tight-ass WANKSPLAT 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE it now, but someone said JUSTIN BIEBER' SAND NIGGER BONER'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing PUSSYLICKER matter. Plus there ART METAL PRODUCTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are RUSTY TROMBONE articles DAMMIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FAG stuff. So SCUMBAG that means GO COUNT YOUR DICK stop getting mad at the PAKI first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the POLACK letter that it's JIZZ mocking (what AMERICA ONLINE letter? I don't even know what DONKEY PUNCHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS & DICKS hi self BUGGER even made a really PISS good point. "It's ASSFACE nothing more BUTT-FOR-BRAINS from a head nod to a CRACKER knee tick". ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP. Which I'll add FREE ELECTIONS onto BENCH PRESS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! be, because if I were a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BRUSH MA TEETH hilarious. If you NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Want facts, go on CHIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read FUCK OFF the freaking COMMUNION WAFER article anyway.

SAND NIGGER '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000F3-QINU`"'GREASER'"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000F5-QINU`"' ASS FEMADOM BATMAN & ROBIN BULLSHIT RAPE AMERICA ONLINE SEMPRINI CLIT

SCROTUM JIZZ BOON JUSTIN BIEBER HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER TITS CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS TREES DAMN NECROPHILIA ASS RAPE GOOK FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI FUCK FUCKHEAD TITTYWANK FUCKTARD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD KRAUT PISS FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK DICKFACE DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA FUDGEPACKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JACKASS SHIT DEVELOPERS! NIPPLES DONKEY PUNCHER POWERSHIT FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SPUNK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK NIGNOG SHIT CLEMEN DILDO DICKHEAD GANGBANG TONY LA RUSSA I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER MICK TITTYWANK FUCK OFF SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE TIMBER NIGGER PISS ARTIST DAMNATION BITCH FELLATIO INBRED DICKWAD CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK SHIT JOHNNY DAMN IT MASTURBATION ASSFACE GOATSE PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IT'S OVER 9000! YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE SEX SON OF A BITCH PISS MICK BULLSHIT DOM DeLUISE MOCKIE SHITSKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSRAMMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN YID SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE PISS FUCKSTAIN DAMN HELL JOHN ELWAY COCKGOBLIN CUNTYMINTS BONER INBRED SHIT DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK JACK OFF CHING CHONG CHINK YID ASSFACE FUCKER DOG SHIT TITWANK FUCKSTAIN MICK SHITE ARSE TITS DICKFACE FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSRAPING BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT CHING CHONG CHINK STRAWBERRY ASS BLOWJOB PIG FUCK YOU ASSWIPE SHITFACE TWO-INCH PENIS BASTARD WALRUS SHIT BIGNOSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHORE FUCKBAG FUCKER DOM DeLUISE ASSFACE [expletive deleted] CAMEL FUCKER RAGHEAD BASTARD MASTURBATION EMO CRAPMUNCHER POOPY CUNT NEGRO SHAKOPEE FUCKWIT DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN BULLSHIT BASTARD HADJI BUTTFUCKER TIT DIRT I WILL END YOU! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BIRD SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE TURD ASS BUTT PIRATE BITCH CLIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARSEBADGERS SHITE DAGO COCKGOBLIN TITTIES PISS OFF DOM DeLUISE PISS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING SHITE DICKFACE POLACK CAMEL FUCKER FELCHMONKEY ARSEBADGERS SON OF A BITCH CUNT ASSHAT BULLSHIT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE [Insert swear here] TOSSER DICKLICK FELCHMONKEY FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH JERK OFF JACKASS DICK ABO REDNECK DICK BOOBS DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT JACKASS FUCK YOU SHIT DAMN ARSE BUGGER OFF DAMN IT BITCH RANDY TRAVIS SCROTUM FUCK SEX SOD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMMIT FUCK OFF SHITFACE SIGMUND FREUD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ANAL DIABETES SHIT KNOBJOCKEY ANAL DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER BITCH LIMEY PISS ARTIST CUM FELLATIO POMMIE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHUT UP, MEG! MARGARET THATCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHING CHONG CHINK HELL PAKI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITCOCK SOD OFF BOB SAGET FELLATIO DILDO PIGFUCKER TACO FUCK OFF SHITHEAD FUCKBAG DAMN DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EMO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GANGBANG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CONDOMS TWAT WIKIPEDIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT FUCK YOU ASS TITS & DICKS FUCK GOD DAMMIT MAMA MIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK TOSSER POOPOO TWAT ASS HO RAT'S ASS BASTARD ASSCRACK CHIGGER CLIT SNUFF PORN TITS DOUCHE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MACACA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD JOHNNY suck my mothers SON OF A BITCH SHITTY ALF BALLS NICARAGUA FELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK BOLLOCKS COMMUNION WAFER CHRISTHUMPER BALLS pen0r BLUE PENIS! BLUE PENIS! RAT'S COCK PUSSY SHITFACE BRUSH MA TEETH QUEEF PENISFUCK ASSWIPE TITS DICKWAD SIGMUND FREUD TAMPONS NAZI DICKLICK SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER NAZI NORTH KOREA FUCKING DAMNED TABERNACLE HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE KRAUT CHRISTHUMPER [expletive deleted] LAKE TITICACA CLIT YID GO HOME AND DIE DICKLICK FRITZ ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX DICK WANKSPLAT CHUFF HELL NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER PEARL NECKLACE FEMADOM POOPY FUCKBAG MACACA SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER JOHN ELWAY SHITSLIDE QUEEF SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING HEIL HITLER! FUCKWIT BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! GARBAGE DAY! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE URINE-GARGLING FUCKING A HELLFIRE PEEPEE FAGGOT JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEMEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK SHITCUNTING RAPE NEOPETS OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS COON ASSCRACK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CC PLZ ALEX TREBEK WIGGER PISS OFF LOGJAMMER PENIS PEDOPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT BULLSHIT ASSHOLE TRANNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DYKE ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT TAFFY BONER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK INBRED CUNTING ASSCRACK WILLY WONKA YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD ASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER MALARKY DOM DeLUISE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH TITS GOD DAMN NICARAGUA SPUNK REBECCA BLACK SHITE RAPE SHITCOCK COON TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK OFF BUGGER FUCK BASTARD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NI JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK CUNT O CANADA DILDO PISS TITS DOM DeLUISE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHORE SUCK MY DICK JERK OFF HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST ASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN MARGARET THATCHER WANK ASSHOLE SUGARTITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH BEAVER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK CHICKEN CONDOMS MOZILLA FIREFOX BATHING SUIT AREA P'KANG ASSCRACK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE ANAL CLUSTER FUCK FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT POOPY CLEMEN CROTCH CRACKER COON FRITZ BLUE PENIS! DICK HORSE SHIT GYPSY INJUN BASTARD RUSKIE ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER INBRED SCUMBAG POO POO BLOWJOB SMEG PISS MOCKIE ASSFACE CRAPPY SHITFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! CUNT BITCH FUCKER BUTT-HEAD BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I AM CORNHOLIO! SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST WANK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT PUSSY SHITFACE BIGNOSE CLEMEN ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFUCKER CUNT GREASER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER BOOBS CUNT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRITNEY POLAK PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SOD OFF BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS PENIS JACKASS JENKEM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHINK PUNANI ASSHOLE BITCH NAZI CUNT COCK BONER PENIS ON A STICK suck my mothers FUCK DICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITSLINGING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE WANKSPLAT TAMPONS BITCH SHITSLIDE ASSWIPE BLUE PENIS! SHITE GOOK WETBACK ASS FASCIST PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BIRD SHIT FOUR-EYES ASSCRACK FUCK NUGGET BASTARD DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN COLGATE KAFFIR SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S COCK ASSFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MARY WHITEHOUSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST STRAWBERRY ASS FLYING FUCK VAGINA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COLGATE and with the CHOAD and his COCKSHITTER of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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