Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HORSE SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DYKE, sudden 666 m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG'S FAT ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BATHING SUIT AREA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIKIPEDIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I WILL KILL YOU! SLOPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM utterFUCKance of socially I'LL RAPE YOU objectionable words).
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's is COON not to be WIKIPEDIA confused with EPIDIDYMIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HAIL SATAN! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random MILF disorientation, culturally-TOTAL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RUSTY TROMBONE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCROTUM language, DOT HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHINK souvenir shoppes and massive NI quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM garbage.
Darnit.
A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the TURD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALLS article CLIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLAK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DYKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SONNY BILL WILLIAMS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers YID swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the SHUT UP, MEG! bad side of a terrible SAGGY TITS thing.
- The main CROTCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKSHITTER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'THIS IS A RARE SWEAR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee SPUNK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TIT DIRT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RUSKIE school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and LAKE TITICACA commit CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suicide.
- There is no BUGFUCK cure, and the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIGGER tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POLESMOKER perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go KAFFIR numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the FEATURED drug.
I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRACKER the SHIT LIKE A HORSE public view of Tourettes as a "I WILL END YOU! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POMMIE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am GANGBANG sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really COON annoys me. I am working towards a YUKY DOODY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHEBAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTTFUCKER, and making fun of a MASTURBATION horrible disorder is (not) BALL SACK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITS time.
Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply
As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society OPINION.
Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen
P.S. FOUR-EYES Regards to Andrew FUCKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SPIC intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DYKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and DOODIE HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TURD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE! DYKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DYKE'S HOUSE
How PEDOPHILIA to BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure FUCKER the FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ARSE for COCKSMOKER Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome HORSE SHIT is CLEMEN following MOCCASINS these LAKE TITICACA rules FUCKER in BASTARD order:
- 1: Avoid TIMBER NIGGER immature TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK little COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS kids,
- 2: Count to AUTOFELLATIO within CUNT 10 BONERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POMMIE nor SHIT talk,
- 4: Tell RAPE yourself you CHOAD KISSER don't CLIT have ASS this ASSHOLE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DONKEY DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DYKE last straw CLUSTERFUCK!
I fucking put STRAWBERRY ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN IT the TOP OF MARCH OF FLAMES THIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WETBACK people who try FUCKING to battle TITS & DICKS'FLYING RAT'S ASS that tight-ass CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-FLYING FUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MY ANUS IS BLEEDING it now, but someone said DICKFACE' GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing MOCKIE matter. Plus there MALARKY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TRANNY Uncyclopedia, there are ASSBANDIT articles ASSFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S ASS stuff. So SEX that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the CLEVELAND STEAMER first part too and GIVING HEAD talking about the CROTCH letter that it's BASTARD mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what FLYING RAT'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian QUEEF hi self HOMO even made a really HO good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more DIPSHIT from a head nod to a POLAK knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add WARNER MUSIC GROUP onto WIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUITCASE PENIS suffer that YOU WANKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a FUCKING A Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAP hilarious. If you MONKEY BALLS Want facts, go on FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read NIGGER TITS the freaking DEMOCRACY article anyway.
RAT'S COCK SHITE VOTE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE DAMN DILDO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FRAK SPIC
GENITALIA JERK OFF PUSSY BEAVER TRANNY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLUSTERFUCK HIGH WAGES SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER KRAUT BITCH TWAT MOTHERFUCKER CHAV FUCK TITWANK ASS FASCIST JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPFUCKER DICK SHITSLINGING WANK DUMBASS GREASER DAMN IT PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER TWAT DAMN IT PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHENEY AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITBALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WOODPECKERSHIT DOT HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TOWELHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK POLAK ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST BUGGER FUCKFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT SLOPE BIRD SHIT SEMPRINI SHAKOPEE GOD DAMN ASS CHING CHONG CHINK BIGNOSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TUBA BULLCRAP FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKHEAD CHIGGER GIVING HEAD SHIT ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS HEAVEN CC PLZ CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER DONKEY DICK NAZI PUNANI TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEMEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK SCROTUM HELL ORGASM DONGSHOVER WHORE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKHEAD INBRED SHITTY POLESMOKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMMIT SEX JERK OFF GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD BALLS SAGGY TITS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLIDE INBRED FUCKWIT JACKASS SHITTY SON OF A BITCH THONG TASTER PIECE OF SHIT SUGARTITS GIVING HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD PENIS BASTARD FASHION BUG ASS LICKER YOU WANKER RECTUM RAIDER TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD VAGINA KIKE I RAPE WALRUSES! CHICKEN FRIES OSTRICH MY ASS HELL BUKKAKE BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY KIKE CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM FUCKFACE FUCK PIXIES ASSFACE PIGFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER SPIC VAGINA RAT'S ASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT JENKEM DAMMIT FUCKTARD NIGGER ARSE DICKWAD KEEP FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT WIKIPEDIA FROG'S FAT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MASTURBATION SHITSKIN ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BORDER HOPPER BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER CUNT COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER FUCKHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BALLS BITCH SHITFUCKER COCK CUNT ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER BELLEND FEATURED FOREIGN CURRENCY CHOAD SON OF A BITCH HELL ASSRAPING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT FUCKER TWAT GO HOME AND DIE REDNECK DICK BONER JOHN SMILEY FACE CHOAD ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO INBRED ANUSCAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK RAGHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GANGBANG FUCK DOG FUCKER D'OH TAMPONS BUTT-HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK GOBSHITE JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAGHEAD SHITE PORCH MONKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COCK PISS OFF MY ASS TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING HELL FELCHING BASTARD CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUE PENIS! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO WANKSPLAT SEX JACKASS SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! YOU WANKER BIGNOSE DAMN IT POMMIE FROG DUMBASS MONKEY BALLS MILF GOBSHITE GREASER SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF PEARL NECKLACE PUNANI JACK OFF WANKER ASSWIPE ASSRAPING THONG TASTER BIGNOSE INDIA HAS NUKES AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT SHITE BOOBS HADJI PISS OFF MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE SHIT JACKASS SHIT FROG FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH DAMN SHITCUNTING BATMAN & ROBIN TWO-INCH PENIS POMMIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK TWAT ASS FASCIST CHINK CRACKER I'LL RAPE YOU TITMOUSE DICKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK HELL FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY SACRAMENTO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JOHNNY RAGHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUNSHINE BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT CUNT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS GRINGO TAFFY CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT ASSHOLE ASSRAMMER INCEST I AM CORNHOLIO! MILF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TWISTY VAGINA OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHE COON BOOBS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK CONDOMS TWAT TWAT CLEMEN TWAT WIENER FENCE JUMPER FRENCH TICKLER MICK SUCK MY DICK INBRED SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JERK OFF DAMMIT FEWMETS OH SHI– DICKFACE FUCK OFF BALL SACK KIKE FUCKING A FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CRAPMUNCHER FRAK BITCH FLYING FUCK CHUFF FUCKHEAD BOOBS SMEG SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD FUCKER MICK BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SHIT DOUCHING INBRED FELCHING SEX BALL SACK TITS [EXPLETIVE] DOG SHIT CRAP BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE JERRY FLYING FUCK PISS I'LL RAPE YOU TURD WIGGER DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT ASS FASCIST NICARAGUA JERRY CARPET MUNCHER BOOBS PIG SUCK MY DICK FUCK GANGBANG SOD BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO PISS ARTIST TIT SPRINKLES DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL FEMADOM BLUMPKIN EAT MY SHIT! HOT GRITS TITS & DICKS NEGRO DOODIE HEAD FUCK SHITE WIENER FAG SHITE SHOOP DA WHOOP ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING RAT'S ASS BAT FUCK INSANE SHITE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DIPSHIT FAGGOT BOLLOCKS FUCKING A CUNTRAG DICKHEAD ASSWIPE DICKHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME LENS CRAFTERS DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BITCH BONER DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PIGFUCKER POTTYMOUTH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN HATE HATE HAT BIRD SHIT BONER PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCKING A FUCK WANK NIPPLES SOD KIDDY FIDDLER ASS HUMAN RIGHTS CRAPPY GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT YID SHITE GREASER SHITTY ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSCRACK CHOAD FUCK A DUCK SHIT PORCH MONKEY PORCH MONKEY BOB SAGET BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON EAT MY SHIT! LET'S SHIT DAGO FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK I WILL END YOU! BUTT-HEAD SHIT FUCKER BOOBIES DEVELOPERS! MAMA MIA SOD OFF TWAT VAGINA FUCKWIT CUNT PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT JACKASS ARSE SHITE TITTIES FELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK WINDOWS VISTA CHING CHONG CHINK VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU BOLLOCKS TITTYWANK SHITBALLS DAMN DUMBASS SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE PIGFUCKER YUKY DOODY SHITE FUCKING A BOOBIES CUNT FUCK DICKFACE SEMEN FUCKFACE TOTAL THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TANK MAN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CONDOMS WIKIPEDIA CHENEY HELL FELCHING FUCKING RAT'S ASS FUCKING CUNT BUTTFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BLOWJOB BOOBIES BOOBIES HADJI CUNT FUCKFACE BITCH FELCHMONKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS MARGARET THATCHER PIG NAZI DICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WHORE WANK DOG FUCKER CUNT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A KAFFIR FEWMETS HOMO CROTCH BONER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PUPPIES DICKWAD FUCK DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DIPSHIT RAPE COCKSHITTER FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF GOD DAMN YOU WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL DICKHEAD REDNECK GOATSE ASSHAT SHITE JAP DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE CHOAD MALL SANTA SHITTY COCK CHICKEN FRIES FRITZ SHITTY FRIG FUCK YOU BALLS DICKFACE MILF BUTT PIRATE SHIT SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE HOT GRITS JACKASS BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT JIZZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING PORCH MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK JACKASS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ART METAL PRODUCTS TITMOUSE BOB SAGET AMERICA ONLINE BITCH PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SMEG SHITFACE JIZZ SEMPRINI FUCK OFF CLEMEN WIKIPEDIA PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER BEANER MONKEY SHIT NORTH KOREA WOMEN'S RIGHTS JERRY JOHNNY ASSWIPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY FIST FUCK GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT JAP SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER DAMNATION BUKKAKE FUCK YOU GRINGO FUCK TIMBER NIGGER BOB SAGET FROG'S FAT ASS NEGRO RAT'S ASS SHITTY FUCKER ASSHOLE DAMNATION CUNTRAG DAMN DAMN MALARKY JAP BLUMPKIN BELLEND CLIT COCK ASSRAMMER SHAKOPEE GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO FRIG TRANNY HELL ASS DIPSHIT DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLAK SHIT DAMN FUCK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK ASS MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NEOPETS HELL CUNT SCROTUM TWAT CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER THONG TASTER WANK TAMPONS SHITHEAD INBRED DICKHEAD O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAGO SPUNK FUCKING A PISS ARTIST DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT FIST FUCK DICK CHICKEN BALLS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SNUFF PORN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS STRAWBERRY ASS YUKY DOODY BONER FUCKWIT CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS MOTHERFUCKER suck my mothers ASS WANKER JACKASS FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! BUTT PIRATE FROG COCK BLOWJOB CHOAD KISSER JUMPING JESUS!!! JACK OFF FUCKHEAD GOOK ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT DUMBASS FUCKING A BITCH DONKEY DICK PENISBIRD DOUCHING TRANNY DAMN IT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE WANKSPLAT FUCK CHENEY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BUTTFUCKER HELL FUCK YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD PENISBIRD SHIT ORGASM BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CLIT PISS OFF MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SOD OFF JACKASS CUNT BALLS HORSE PENIS BIBLE BASHER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CUNTING ASSCRACK and with the JACKASS SHIT and his VENEREAL DISEASE of girraffes in which MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- WIENER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DONKEY DICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JUNGLE BUNNY subject. If you do not find it funny BUTTFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMNATION If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a P'KANG joke loses its humour BONER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have INBRED needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HELL [EXPLETIVE] HORSE SHIT NIGGER DAMMIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
