Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SEX'GOD DAMMIT'CUNTRAG'CLIT'FUCKHEAD'DOG FUCKER'ASS FASCIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAPE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JERK OFF, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTBUCKET or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated 666 way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STEVE BALLMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ARSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTRAG utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLACK television programs to address ASSFACE Tourette's syndrome.

DIPSHIT Tourette's is SOD not to be FUCKING FUCKFUCKER confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WALRUS SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random WANK disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MILF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANKSPLAT language, SON OF A BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive DOG SHIT quantities I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY of ANAL DIABETES ON CRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the FUCKING JUMP! Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's CUNT CRAPPER Research Institute was FROG'S FAT ASS founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK NUGGET Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FU SPANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY'S UNCLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can FAGGOT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TV, for always focusing on the POMMIE bad side of a terrible FUCKTARD thing.
• The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING RAT'S ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BATMAN & ROBIN knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SMEG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PAKI school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOLLOCKS sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and DAMN commit CHOAD KISSER suicide.
• There is no BULLSHIT cure, and the GOD DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELLFUCKER tics often have adverse SEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go POO POO BLOWJOB numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHEBAG it is without the CLEMEN drug.

I am an active member of a CAMEL JOCKEY tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TIT DIRT the MONKEY SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "KNOBJOCKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COON sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your THONG TASTER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKWIT this that really DOUCHEBAG annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS LICKER, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CHINK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S ASS time.

Best VENEREAL DISEASE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTTFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. OSTRICH MY ASS Regards to Andrew CAMEL JOCKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can I'LL RAPE YOU punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOSSER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JERK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BAD MOTHERFUCKER and FUCK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LENS CRAFTERS BAND WITH 4 DAMN IT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWO-INCH PENIS HORSE! JERK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JERK OFF'S HOUSE

How PISS ARTIST to FENCE JUMPER cure ASSHOLE the BANGKOK Tourette's SUGARTITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP ON A STICK for CLIT Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome AMERICA ONLINE is TITMOUSE following CHAV these SUCK MY DICK rules CAPTAIN CRUNCH in FRIG order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature BITCH little JACK OFF kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHAT within LET'S SHIT 10 ASSCRACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF SHIT RICK MORANIS MR WINKLER IS GAY nor JUNGLE BUNNY talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you TITMOUSE don't COCKSMOKER have HO this CUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY GYPSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BELLEND FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JERK OFF last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DUNE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKER THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. WIKIPEDIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try BASTARD to battle ART METAL PRODUCTS'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-SAND NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said D'OH' PISS ARTIST ASSFACE'BELGIUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing CUNTRAG matter. Plus there JACKASS SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INJUN Uncyclopedia, there are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! articles CUNNILINGUS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITSKIN stuff. So PUSSY that means SAGGY TITS stop getting mad at the PISS OFF first part too and I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! talking about the POO POO BLOWJOB letter that it's SHITSLINGING mocking (what CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON letter? I don't even know what KIKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POLAK hi self FUCK YOU even made a really CLEMEN good point. "It's HELL nothing more SHITSLINGING from a head nod to a JUNGLE BUNNY knee tick". RIGHT WING. Which I'll add CLUSTER FUCK onto FAGGOT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that TITTYWANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SUCK A BIG DICK be, because if I were a SHITHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GYPSY hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on TAMPONS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BELLEND be offended, don't read SOD OFF the freaking PIG article anyway.

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FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAGGY TITS CHINK DUMBASS CONDOMS POLESMOKER WANKER D'OH SHITFACE FUCKER CLEMEN ASSCRACK CUNTRAG PORCH MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK BIGNOSE TITS CUNTRAG SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY RAPE JERK OFF FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT DAMN DOUCHE ASSWIPE JERK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD FUCKER SUCK MY DICK BASTARD DAMN TURD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SPUNK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CRAPMUNCHER PISS FUCKTARD ASS PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG CUNT DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK NECROPHILIA WHORE FUCKTARD HO SHITE KIKE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA I WILL END YOU! WOP pen0r POOPOO PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHUT UP, MEG! HITLER FRIG SAGGY TITS HELL COCK BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER WANK PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BULLSHIT FUCK PUSSY CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK A BIG DICK COON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD LOLCAT FUCKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITE RAPE FELLATIO SHITSLINGING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAG SHITCOCK TITTIES BUKKAKE FAGGOT ASS FASCIST DAMN WALRUS SHIT KAFFIR CC PLZ BUKKAKE JACKASS CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK NIGGER ASSFACE PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CROTCH REDSKIN SEMEN BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF SHIT POOPOO DOUCHEBAG TRANNY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANKSPLAT ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA CUNT BUTT PIRATE JAP SCROTUM ORGASM FRITZ PISS ARTIST KAFFIR WETBACK SCUMBAG RAPE BUKKAKE LOLCAT HELL SPUNK ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK DICKHEAD DICKFACE SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT POLAK KAFFIR SPUNK VENEREAL DISEASE JENKEM TWISTY VAGINA BALLS FUCKBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK NUGGET SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY TITTYWANK GIVING HEAD PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING ASS FAGGOT ASSFACE GENITALIA COCK FUCKWIT PAKI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTING ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HELL LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE COON WANKER VAGINA HELL SHITCUNTING SOD OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNT TURD SHITHEAD PISS OFF I LIKE BUSH HADJI SUCK A BIG DICK ASSFACE WEHATEMARIO CHIGGER DESU NIGGER PISSHOLE CUNTSWILLING GRAPE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ BRITNEY WIENER BITCH KAFFIR ORGASM RECTUM RAIDER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DICKLICK FUCKING LET'S SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD DUMBASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JAP CLIT TURD RUSKIE HEIL HITLER! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAFFY CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER LIMEY SEX SHITE GOATSE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JAP QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE CHENEY BALLS KIKE ORGASM GYPSY MONKEY SHIT TUBA DICKLICK JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD FUCKFACE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BOON PIG SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO ASSFACE FUCKWIT ABO ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP SHIT CUNT PIGFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT GOBSHITE ARSE DICKFACE MOCKIE BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER CHIGGER BEANER FUCKSTAIN PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE QUEEF COON ANAL DIABETES ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE PENIS FIST FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED [Insert silly non-swear here] CRAP DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACK ABRAMOFF PEARL NECKLACE JERK OFF FIRECROTCH MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH PENISBIRD HELLFUCKER FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKSUCKER PENISBIRD CUNNILINGUS CULT OF THE DEAD COW HITLER FAGGOT ASS CLUSTER FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SCUMBAG FUCKING BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNTING ASSCRACK QUEEF ASSFACE HORSE SHIT WIKIPEDIA INBRED COCKGOBLIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE DICK IN A BOX JUSTIN BIEBER YOUR MOM RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNT DICK CHICKEN MICK CUNT CHUFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED BASTARD ORGASM JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKHEAD HENTAI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRICK BLUMPKIN PISS UP MY ARSE DUNE COON ASS ASSFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAT'S COCK BOOBS JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN LIMEY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PUNANI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN QUEEF FASHION BUG CLEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE ASSCRACK DICK CHENEY PUSSY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITBALLS YOU WANKER POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK CHAV VAGINA SHAKOPEE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHEBAG BELGIUM TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CHOAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOUCHEBAG DAMN PRICK DARTH VADER FUCKWIT KRAUT INBRED BUNG-HOLE BULLSHIT BOOBS BONER JACK OFF RUSKIE FUCK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE POLAK LIMEY BLUE PENIS! JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COMMUNISM IS STUPID DOG FUCKER CUNTSWILLING TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER TITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the KNOBJOCKEY and his NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! of girraffes in which BULLSHIT while reading about FEMADOM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See INBRED also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOCCASINS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CAMEL FUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TIT SPRINKLES subject. If you do not find it funny BULLSHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TESTICLE CHOKE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a COCK joke loses its humour GENITALIA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK YOU needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CUNTSWILLING FIST FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MASTURBATION!!!!!I <3 COCK

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