Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without COCKSUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKWIT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CARPET MUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder PRICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUKKAKE, sudden RAPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOGHURT CANNON or RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITPISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PRICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BATHING SUIT AREA utterFUCKance of socially FOUR-EYES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's is CUM not to be [Insert stupid word you just made up here] confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VAGINA random BOOBIES disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMMIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPUNK language, BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARGARET THATCHER GOD BLESS AMERICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP ON A STICK quantities JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES HADJI garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPONS Polite Note to the WIKIPEDIA Author:

The FUCK Tourette's CUM Research Institute was JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK founded to SHITSKIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JOHNNY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKHEAD article SEX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAT'S COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUNANI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIENER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of GO HOME AND DIE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHEBAG TV, for always focusing on the FUCKHEAD bad side of a terrible CHUFF thing.
The main HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA knee POLAK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GRINGO school for AAAAAAAAA! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become WIENER manically depressed and PENIS ON A BUN commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENIS tics often have adverse BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONKEY'S UNCLE perodol" which caused my entire WHORE body to go FUCKWIT numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARCH OF FLAMES it is without the HEIL HITLER! drug.

I am an active member of a CLIT tourette syndrome I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "FROG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for BALL SACK "hi-jacking" your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOM DeLUISE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTTFUCKER, and making fun of a FELLATIO horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE time.

Best WARNER MUSIC GROUP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. SHITSKIN Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The SHITHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you ASSCRACK want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUKKAKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KAFFIR and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LET'S SHIT BAND WITH 4 PISS ARTIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NORTH KOREA HORSE! BUKKAKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUKKAKE'S HOUSE

How FLYING FUCK to O CANADA cure JACKASS the DIPSHIT Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL DIABETES for FUCK Tourette's DAMN Syndrome INBRED is TITWANK following JACKASS these 30 CASES OF PICKLES rules FUCKTARD in SHITHEAD order:

1: Avoid MOCCASINS immature YOU WANKER little ASS kids,
2: Count to I WILL END YOU! within QUEEF 10 SPUNKseconds,
3: Do not open your ASS YOU WANKER DILDO nor DIPSHIT talk,
4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you PORCUPINE'S BALLS don't MOTHERFUCKER have CUNTING ASSCRACK this KRAUT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT WITH NASTY MARGARET THATCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUKKAKE last straw SLOPE!

I fucking put ASSHAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SACRAMENTO the TOP OF BUGFUCK THIS BONER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. FUCK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK people who try WARNER MUSIC GROUP to battle FROG'S FAT ASS'CHENEY that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-GOOK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKLICK it now, but someone said DAMN IT' SON OF A BITCH CRAP'PISS ARTIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there MY ANUS IS BLEEDING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are POOPOO articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BLUE PENIS! stuff. So SHITCOCK that means O CANADA stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and PIG talking about the ORGASM letter that it's AUTOFELLATIO mocking (what MARGARET THATCHER letter? I don't even know what FELCHMONKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian GREASER hi self I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL even made a really POLACK good point. "It's ARSE nothing more CRACKER from a head nod to a HELLFUCKER knee tick". SHITFUCKER. Which I'll add FLAMING ASS BADGER onto BAT FUCK INSANE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ABO suffer that CRAPPY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLINGING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKFACE hilarious. If you DICKFACE Want facts, go on BUGGER OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOMO be offended, don't read GIVING HEAD the freaking NEGRO article anyway.

BITCH KRAUT SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKSMOKER MARY WHITEHOUSE SON OF A BITCH CRAPPY ORGASM

BLUMPKIN I WILL END YOU! BOOBIES SHITTY I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITHEAD BONG POMMIE FUCKSTAIN COON ARSE JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN I RAPE WALRUSES! NIGGER TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS INBRED COMMUNIST DILDO AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD ANAL BOON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK URINE-GARGLING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WANK BUGFUCK DICK HOSER NEGRO RICK MORANIS JIGGABOO TWO-INCH PENIS CRAPFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING A ARSEBADGERS DAMN CHIGGER NIGGER TITS DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DICKLICK JUSTIN BIEBER CONDOMS GOD BLESS AMERICA FENCE JUMPER KIKE SEMEN DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA PENIS ON A STICK SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PEDOPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE CRAP DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS COLGATE CAMEL JOCKEY EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING ARSE SEX FEWMETS VENEREAL DISEASE COCK PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHING BENSON SUCKS JAP BITCH BELGIUM SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS ASSHAT SHITFUCKER VAGINA FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK FUCKING DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TURD DICK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE GOD DAMN FEMADOM BITCH MARGARET THATCHER CUNTRAG NORTH KOREA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN CHINK FUCK OFF BORDER HOPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALL SANTA CRAP ON A STICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER DAGO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PENIS SEMEN HITLER BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKWAD CHALICE PISSHOLE WILLY WONKA GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESSE McCARTNEY JERK OFF MASTURBATION GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS [expletive deleted] CRACKER ASSFACE CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY POTTYMOUTH MASTURBATION CROTCH DICK IN A BOX COCKGOBLIN COMMUNIST DILDO KAFFIR SWIMMING POOL DAMN IT JACKASS DICKFACE SHITFACE GOD DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WHORE BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE SHAKOPEE FIRECROTCH BOLLOCKS CHINK SCUMBUCKET POOPY BOLLOCKS DOUCHE BITCH SHITHEAD SHIT GOBSHITE TITTIES TWAT FUCK WANK FAGGOT DOUCHING DOUCHEBAG COCKSHITTER suck my mothers PAKI BONER INCEST WANK DICKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER CLEMEN DOM DeLUISE BONER INBRED BOON JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S COCK POMMIE RAGHEAD CONDOMS FELCHING JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN CRAPMUNCHER TWAT DICKHEAD DILDO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSUCKER CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE DICKLICK RAT'S ASS COMMUNION WAFER CLIT DAMN CLIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VAGINA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLOWJOB MICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPUNK FELLATIO FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY HELLFUCKER NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH ASS INBRED SHITTY LET'S SHIT FREE ELECTIONS NIGNOG FELCHING DOUCHEBAG BLUMPKIN ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUSSY PIG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCCASINS ASSHOLE ASSRAMMER SAGGY TITS BULLCRAP BUGFUCK SCUMBUCKET JIGGABOO SCUMBAG CUNT INCEST JACKASS ASSCRACK POMMIE ORGASM BOOBS SHITE MILF BUGFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GENITALIA CUNT BULLSHIT GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER HEIL HITLER! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE FUCK CHRISTHUMPER YOUR MOM JERRY I'LL RAPE YOU WANK ASSFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER BITCH DOUCHE DICKLICK SAND NIGGER BITCH FUCKSTAIN FROG CUNTYMINTS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHAKOPEE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JACK OFF BANGKOK MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK FAG JIZZ COCKSMOKER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE BLOWJOB BASKETBALL HOOP THONG TASTER ALEX TREBEK THONG TASTER SEX GIVING HEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE PRICK GOBSHITE JACKASS BASTARD HOMO JIZZ GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK YOU HELLFIRE ARSE ASSWIPE ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN SHITTY WANK CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION NIPPLES VAGINA KAFFIR NIGGER TITS CUNT TWAT MOTHERFUCKER HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS FELLATIO SHITHEAD TITS FUCK OFF ASSHAT SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER DICKLICK FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER BITCH DICK WANKER KNOBJOCKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOP RAT'S ASS HOMO SCUMBAG TITS COCKSHITTER FOREIGN CURRENCY BITCH ANAL DIABETES ANUSCAKE CLIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT GOD DAMN FELCHING FUDGEPACKER CRAPFUCKER [Insert swear here] I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT JOHN SMILEY FACE MACACA SON OF A BITCH pen0r CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL CHOAD VAGINA CHIGGER DICKHEAD STUDENT PROTESTS WIENER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPONS HORSE SHIT COLGATE JACKASS TITWANK JUNGLE BUNNY FAGGOT JUSTIN BIEBER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER HO PUNANI DOUCHE ASSCRACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING CHRISTHUMPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA 666 INCEST WIENER DICKLICK BELLEND COCK BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCOCK ORGASM FUCK FUCK GANGBANG SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER COCKSUCKER SHITPISSER ASS FASCIST REDSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER REDSKIN CRAPFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ANAL HELL LAKE TITICACA RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES JOHNNY FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS FRENCH TICKLER BEANER WHORE ASSWIPE FAG JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKWIT SEX FUCKING TAMPONS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! RAPE GOD DAMN FIST FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUSSY GOD DAMN YOU WANKER FU SPANG DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG HORSE PENIS KRAUT FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK CHOAD FUCKTARD ASS LICKER DONGSHOVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK MR WINKLER IS GAY SEX FRED PHELPS GOOK FIREWALLS POMMIE CUNT ALF CUNTBUCKET WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MICK SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK DAMN FUCKING ASSWIPE ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PAKI FUCKING FUCK FUCKING WANK YOGHURT CANNON HOMO WANKER GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! CUNTRAG SHIT CUM TRANNY ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT HENTAI TITTIES TESTICLE CHOKE FEWMETS ASS PISSHOLE JIGGABOO RAPE COCKSHITTER SOD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH ASSFACE COON INJUN DICKLICK CUNT SMEG RUSKIE WIGGER WOP suck my mothers SCROTUM TOTAL GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD TIT SPRINKLES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN WANK I WILL END YOU! BELLEND ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSEBADGERS GRINGO POLACK HO DOUCHE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER TWO-INCH PENIS SUCK A BIG DICK FROG JAP BIRD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKHEAD FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH RAPE PENIS FLYING FUCK [EXPLETIVE] DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOP MOLDY TITS INBRED HORSE SHIT WIENER HUMAN RIGHTS SHITCOCK GANGBANG SALISBURY BATHING SUIT AREA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BLOWJOB TAFFY DAMN LET'S SHIT PUSSY TOSSER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHMONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU BONER CUM SHITSLINGING FUCK CONDOMS ANUSCAKE SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY DICK SLOPE CHRISTHUMPER GENITALIA STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN P'KANG CHIGGER CLIT WALRUS SHIT BOOBIES FUCK ASSHAT DICKFACE JACKASS NIGGER TITS BELGIUM FUDGEPACKER SHITSKIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLIT PENIS ARSE DEVELOPERS! HONKY CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT DAMN GENITALIA FUCK CRACKER REDSKIN SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD ASSWIPE DICKFACE CUNT INBRED FUCK FUCKING A DAMN IT INBRED MOCCASINS SUGARTITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE BUTT PIRATE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOAT DICK DICKHEAD FUCK GRINGO SHIT NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT MASTURBATION ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD SUCK A BIG DICK CHOAD KISSER HO FELLATIO GENITALIA RAT'S COCK CONDOMS RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER FUCKHEAD ASS SHITTY KRAUT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COLGATE FUCKING NECROPHILIA GANGBANG DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG COON RUSTY TROMBONE ASS HOMO BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN BITCH PEARL NECKLACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN MACACA SOD OFF SHITE BUTT PIRATE DAMN PRICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUGGER DARTH VADER SHITE SHITFACE WANK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FUCKTARD DAGO DICKFACE SHITHEAD GARBAGE DAY! SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD WANK SHITHEAD DICK TITS PENIS HELL BOOBIES CHINK PISS ARTIST CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITBALLS JOHNNY FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I WILL KILL YOU! PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POLESMOKER PUSSY LENS CRAFTERS NI BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU SPIC FUCKFACE FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK TWAT HENTAI BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FUCK RAT'S COCK BORDER HOPPER CRAPPY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK GOD DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUDDHISM WANK NIGGER FRITZ SAND NIGGER ARSE DICKHEAD ASS WANK FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE BUGGER OFF DAMN IT MASTURBATION NIGGER ASSFACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSLINGING THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! PIECE OF SHIT SLOPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLEVELAND STEAMER CHIGGER SHITPISSER WEHATEMARIO JACK ABRAMOFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER ASS GIVING HEAD WANK REDSKIN NEGRO DAMN TAFFY FUCK FUCK YOU ASSCRACK BLUMPKIN NIGGER GENITALIA NAZI DAMN NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! [Insert swear here] MOTHERFUCKER PIG CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD ASSFACE P'KANG SEX SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELLFIRE DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER CHINK CUNTRAG WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD BENCH PRESS CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM PECKERHEAD ANAL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTTFUCKER TITWANK FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT PIRATE CHAV SUGARTITS FELCHING DOUCHETITS WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PEARL NECKLACE SCROTUM SLOPE SEMEN GENITALIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? CAMEL FUCKER RICK MORANIS BITCH FUCK YOU WEHATEMARIO FUCKER FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKBAG CHAV SPANK THE MONKEY HORSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VAGINA BITCH DOG FUCKER JACKASS TOSSER ABO TACO BONER NIGGER JIZZ I AM CORNHOLIO! 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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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