Environmentalism is an evil conspiracy designed to destroy and reverse human progress. It is disseminated by degenerate scum such as hippies and animal lovers. In recent years belief in environmentalism has reached epidemic proportions, infecting normally right-thinking people such as scientists and politicians.
Environmentalism was invented by William Penn, a deranged Quaker colonist in 17th Century United States. He instructed his followers to leave one in six acres of trees standing instead of cutting them down, thus giving birth to the insane environmentalist philosophy. The environmentalist movement is determined to bring about an end to all human progress, forcing our reversion back to primitive subhumans who live like animals, forced to eat raw meat because the evil environmentalist scum intend to eventually ban the use of fire.
This alarming and insane theory spread quickly, by the early 20th Century even leading politicians had been gullible enough to fall for the lies, setting up huge areas of wasted space called National Parks, ruining the potential development of these places and pointlessly limiting our precious human potential.
The environmentalism conspiracy really came to the fore in the 1960s and 1970s when undercover agents called hippies disguised themselves as wrestlers in order to spread their degenerate ideology. They developed lots of propaganda to spread their lies all over the world, including transparently made up shit like Climate change theory, Global warming, Acid rain and Ozone depletion.
By the 1980s these lies had spread about enough for the environmentalist scum to put huge pressure governments all over the world to enact Anti-Progress legislation, euphemistically called "Environmental Legislation" to oppress the noble protectors of our civilisation.
The most important logical fallacy in environmentalist theory is the "Organic problem". These evil, lying degenerates are always chuntering on about how ethical organic produce is, so why are they always trying to ban ethical organic fuels like coal, oil and gas? This shows them up as stinking hypocrites of the highest order so you should stop believing in all their lies.
The Environmentalist scum are always trying to dress their ideas up as progressive, even a cursory look at the history of human progress shows us how wrong they are to have usurped an idea that rightly belongs to the sane and righteous anti-environmentalist movement.
The first stone tools used by early hominids were used for smashing things and killing things. Ever since then, mankind have developed better and better tools for the destruction of our environment. The invention of the destructive power of fire was fundamental to human progress. Hence it can be seen that killing, destroying and burning stuff has gone hand in hand with human progress. The more stuff we kill, burn and destroy the more progressive we become.
If the evil environmentalists get their way they will ban the natural human activities of killing, destroying and burning. Once this happens human society will inevitably descend back to the level of primitive hominids. People have been at war with our environment since time immemorial, if we ever give up the fight against our environment, the environment will win and humanity will be subsumed, reverting to become the primitive animals we rightly hate and despise.
As we can see environmentalism is a subversive ideology, designed to revert human progress and to deny us our own natural instincts and human nature.
It has clearly been shown in the section above that the environmentalism is undeniably a load of bollocks. Some of the worlds greatest thinkers, such as the noble visionaries Sarah Palin, Melanie Phillips, Jeremy Clarkson and David Bellamy have begun to lead a fightback against the evil propagandists that promote environmentalism at the expense of human progress.
These most brave and honourable citizens of the world have made great sacrifices to protect poor endangered industries (such as Oil, Aviation, Automotive and Electricity companies) that have suffered under the oppressive Anti-Progress legislation.
A great hero of the fightback against the environmentalist conspiracy is the visionary philosopher George W Bush who used his formidable intellect to lead a noble crusade against the powerful environmentalist lobby, promoting the interests of the righteous protectors of civilisation. One of his most noble schemes was to liberate the oil from the national parks of Alaska, Iraq and Afghanistan.
How you can help
There are many ways to contribute to the fight against the spread of environmentalism; here are a few ideas:
- Do not recycle anything.
- Waste as much electricity as you can.
- Invest your money wisely (there are a number of excellent deforestation schemes in Brazil and Indonesia).
- Salt your garden (if you don't have a garden salt someone else's).
- Destroy hedgerows and woodland areas in order that wildlife can more easily be killed.
- Burn more stuff (there are plenty of innovative things to burn, like old tires, fridges and all the recycling bins off your street).
- Kill a Hippy.