Semicolon cancer is a dangerous cancer, often overlooked by doctors. Sometimes it is passed off as just regular Colon Cancer, or sometimes it's mistaken for a really bad case of gas. This is very deadly, though, because if left untreated, Semicolon Cancer can cause extreme bloatage of your semicolon, and is known to cause Bleeding of the Comma, Exploding Periods, or even worse,
Semideath. Some symptoms of Semicolon cancer is a sore comma, period, or enlarged semicolons.If you believe you have Semicolon cancer, go to a Doctor or a Computer Technician immediately, because Semicolon cancer is not a joke. Make sure to get your semicolon checked out, especially if you have a history of Semicolon Cancer in your family. Sometimes, Semicolon cancer is simply called ;Cancer, and can be very secretive, sometimes you won't even know you have it until it's in the final stages.
How to Self-Check for Semicolon Cancer
The following are some of the most common symptoms of Semicolon Cancer:
- Loss of Appetite
- Going into a Comma
- Massive Periods (even in males)
- Swollen Semicolon
- Loss of your appendix
- Random and unprovoked ejaculation
If you are expiriencing more than one of the following, contact your doctor and scedule an appointment immediately!
What You Should do if You Aren't Experiencing any of the above Symptoms but Still Think you have Semicolon Cancer
You can go to an experienced Semicolon professional and get an X-ray (as my family doctor has said so many times). Too bad my doctor isn't and experienced Semicolon professional (he claims he is, but trust me, do not believe him, no seriously don't).
~ My Doctor on Semicolon Cancer
If you follow that, and get yourself checked regularly, you shouldn't ever have a problem with your semicolon.
Things You Should Not Do if you have Semicolon Cancer
If you do, however, develop a problem with your semicolon, these are the things you should not do.
- Try to perform Self Surgery
- Light your semicolon on fire
- Make penis jokes in an attempt to cheer it up
- Ask it politely to leave
- Ask it rudely to leave
- Bribe it
All of those things will Irritate your Semicolon Cancer, in which it will give off an Odorous Green Gas, sometimes known as SemiFlatulation, or a Demifart.
Known Causes of Semicolon Cancer
There are numerous things that can cause Semicolon Cancer, but since the list is so long that we had to shorten it to the top five. If you wanted a longer list, then see Everything.
2. Corn Husking
3. Political Debates
5. Having a history of Semicolon problems in your Family.