UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer?

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Lyrics[edit | edit source]

I couldn't help but notice

When I read that old pamphlet

I started feeling kind of nervous

Maybe I had cancer too

Well I guess there's only one way

For me to know for sure

Close my eyes

Check down there...

Found a lump


Chorus:

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?

The lump's malignant

I'm gonna die

And I'm on my knees

Looking for the answer

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?

Are we human?


Pay my respects to Matt and Lindsey

Send my condolences to Phil

Give my regards to Dad and my Mom

They always did the best they could


And so long to Jonathan

You taught me everything I know

Wave goodbye

Wish me well...

I'm gonna do chemo


Chorus:

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?

The lump's malignant

I'm gonna die

And I'm on my knees

Looking for the answer

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?


I've lost my hair left and right

Weight's hit a new low tonight

There is no point to radiation

When it's all just more aggravation


Or are we cancer?

Chorus:

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?

The lump's malignant

I'm gonna die

And I'm on my knees

Looking for the answer


You've gotta let me know


Chorus:

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?

The lump's malignant

I'm gonna die

And I'm on my knees

Looking for the answer

Are we human?

Or are we cancer?


Are we human?

Or are we cancer?


Are we human?

Or are we cancer?


Sung by Necropaxx Flowers and the Killers

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