Personality Disorder or PD is a problematic quantum entanglement among the Phosphorus atoms and Deuterium atoms in the affected individuals brain, mainly caused by a kind of quarks named Millon, whose schrödinger equations and gravity-electronic fields called personality are vacillating and highly time-dependent. Quantum therapists has been dedicated to the solution of the schrödinger equations of PD entanglement and found 13 degenerated non-orthonormal symbolic solution of ground states. While trying to obtain the symbolic orthonormal set of solutions or eigenvectors, the quantum therapists are doing their best to withstand the vilification from pseudo-scientists, who keep denying the existence of quantum.
- 1 Millon Quark
- 2 Degenerated Ground States
- 2.1 State 1 Sadistic
- 2.2 State 2 Schizoid
- 2.3 State 3 Schizotypal
- 2.4 State 4 Avoidant
- 2.5 State 5 Dependent
- 2.6 State 6 Histrionic
- 2.7 State 7 Narcissistic
- 2.8 State 8 Paranoid
- 2.9 State 9 Antisocial
- 2.10 State 10 Borderline
- 2.11 State 11 Compulsive
- 2.12 State 12 Masochistic
- 2.13 State 13 Negativistic
- 3 Management
- 4 Criticism from Pseudo-scientists
- 5 See Also
A Millon is formed by morons and simpletons draining energy from nearby particles. It's name after Theodore Millon who emitted Millons from his skull, where morons were chemically absorbed and reacted with simpletons in the air. Unlike common particles, Millons prefer excited states rather than ground states, and they often damage other particles until Deuterium or phosphorus nuclei are formed. Those Millons can develop strong entanglement within the distance of 1010 Å, and thus the two kinds of nuclei are place under the gravity-electronic fields called personalities. As Millons are often excited and need to extract energy from surrounding, so the fields are highly disordered. If there's 2×10-23 mol Millon in someone's brain, his whole brain will behave like those Millons, which has been observed by pseudo-scientists.
Against common beliefs, Millons have probability functions totally look like bulls. Millons, when accelerated, can react with deuterium and sulfur nuclei to form nuclei of metals atoms due to the chelating effects of the bull horns, releasing huge quantity of hazardous morons. It's believe that entangled P-D nuclei are important intermediates of these reactions:
The whole reaction is:
It's now called DSM reactions, used by both quantum therapists and pseudo-scientists to generate morons. These reactions are dangerous and many researchers have developed personality disorders, mainly sadistic personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder. It's believed that the two underlying states are resulted from high-spin morons.
Degenerated Ground States
The symbolic wavefunctions solutions of are listed below. As none of them has eigenvalue of Hamiltonian operator, they're all non-orthogonal solution. They overlap with each others, which pseudo-scientists called comorbidity, meaning: come_morons_(that)_bide_stupidity, a postulate that in the overlap areas morons generate weak force fields called stupidity.
Researchers has recently found that spin of morons affects the ground states of Millons: high spin Millons have high tendency of emitting anti-morons, and prefer SaPD and ASPD states, low spin Millons are prompt to receive anti-morons, leading to damage and even destruction.
Millons in excited states are extremely hazardous. Nobody has successfully measured it is able to tell anyone else as they one develop schizophrenic multiple personality disorder. So the excited states remain unknown.
Note that S means Sadism, and M means masochism. The sum is the main contribution to the wavefunction, even without parameters B and D while item 1 can almost be neglected, as the integral has little contribution to presence. (His laptop was stolen by Napoleon and never found again.) As item 2 is independent on B or D, it happens without B or D. SM is far more abundant than stupidity, and that is the basic building block of universe. This ground state is one of high-spin Millons' favorite, but pure Sa PD state is unstable for Millons and the function will automatically collapse into superposed SaPD and ASPD. After that, Millons will emit MPD and NegPD selective anti-morons, to alter, no to destroy other Millons in MPD and NegPD ground state by annihilating who these anti-morons believe to be morons, which efficiently increase the value of sum .
State 2 Schizoid
Millons at this state have medium spin and they tend not to either receive nor emit anti-morons. Furthermore, they tend to distort space with gravity-electronic fields that other particles can hardly interact with them.
State 3 Schizotypal
These Millons are entangled with everything and thus they're Ψichic. The moron spin varies. Yuri's psychic machines are filled with these Millons. As they're entangled with everything their moron spin is the average of everything, that is, NOBODY KNOWS!
State 4 Avoidant
The avoidant Millons know well you hate them, so they just avoid you. They'd rather stop all interactions with particles nearby, but they WILL NEVER give you a chance of tracing them, the uncertainty principle here is:
According to a recent findings, the moron spin is low, no wonder they're avoiding.
State 5 Dependent
State 6 Histrionic
Actually history has little contribution. The dominating part is ionic: those Millons are highly polarized and are extremely attractive to the opposite sex.
High spin if the ions are not paired. However it’ Often the case... oh nose!
State 7 Narcissistic
This state is nothing but Cartesian love, reserving for Millions themselves only.Worship thyself, and thee only shall thou serve! Main building block of black holes. And they give people disorganised speech when coming to a restaurant to order food like this: 'I love me some me.'
Spin unknown but they emit morons only.
The moron spin is usually medium but it can be extremely high and emitting anti-morons.
When doing particle diffraction experiments, Millons in this state always display pattern: 'Everyone is out to get me!' If excited, the Millons emit no photons but anti-morons.
Millons in this state want FREEDOOOOM! and absolute chaos. The moron spin level is equal to SaPD state! They love especially destruction of other particles and enjoy the energy released from particle-particle-particle-particle-...-particle annihilation. Millons like this state because of the high energy supply possible to raise themselves to highest excited states, yes highest excited states that require the energy from the whole universe, that's why antisocial Millons are insatiable! They just intake energy and convert it to entropy, and a vast amount of energy comes with entropy creation... Burn, BURN, BUUURN! So there was a big bang.
State 10 Borderline
The wavefunctions of this state is highly quantized. Furthermore, the functions are only defined in (-∞,-∞ + dx) and (∞ - dx,∞ ), or in other words, extreme conditions. Predictably, the values are discrete. According the principles of quantum, you can get one eigenvalue in one measurement, that researchers find the physical properties including moron spin of this kind of Millons jumps for one end to another. As it's not possible to integrate it, the probability density remains unknown. Moron spin is either 0 or ∞, so take care.
State 11 Compulsive
This state obsessive-compulsively contains all known mononomials. The λis are used to make sure all values are accessible. You SHOULD add N(n) up without using any Gaussian method; you SHOULD calculate the equation item after item, you SHOULD... If you don't, the λis will change and you have to do it over again!
No one ever successfully measure the moron spin of these Millons as solving the equation is impossible, but the moron/anti-morn level near them is always at equilibrium.
State 12 Masochistic
This is the notorious sadistic operator, remember it's sadistic not masochistic: Ŝ=
The masochistic Millons are operated by sadistic Millons before and due to mathematical inertia they operate now themselves without sadistic Millons. This operator aims to make everything negative. A terminal masochistic Millon has NEGATIVE probability density and NEGATIVE moron spin! (I really don't know the physical meaning of this shit!)
State 13 Negativistic
Just as the cat hates Schrödinger, Negativistic Millons hate Sadistic ones and vice versa. Negativistic Millons have been damaged by anti-morons and are in Schrödinger's cat state, they're alive and dead, submissive and defiant, kind and evil, optimistic and pessimistic, sadistic and masochistic...unlike BPD state, their wavefuntions never collapse and you get the two opposite property at the same time and they cancel each other. They have medium spin the average value of their both high and low spin. They emits both morons and anti-morons at the same time of the same amount, so they are not dangerous to other particles, but the annihilation does make frightening noises. It's said this is natural selection coz anti-morons from Negativistic Millons will seek targets if morons are annihilated by external force. Is that nuclear deterrence?
Quantum therapist are much more efficient in PD management than pseudo-scientists, due to their knowledge of quantum. If you are bothered by PD, just approach one when he's busy with his quantum experiments and he'd definitely accept for free a new subject!
Everything you find in a quantum physics lab can help you with diagnosis.
- MNR: The machine looks like MNR machines for chemistry but it's much bigger. Quantum therapists create tornadoes each years to put their patients in and out of the MNR machines. It doesn't worth the toil actually as the machines measure only the spin of particles including Millons only, rather than the states of Millons.
- IR: Millons' vibration can be detected by IR, but you need to wait for the machine to collect data for months in order to identify the states Millons in and patients cannot stay in that long.
- STM Scanning Tunneling Macroscopes are the most efficient as they can pick up the probability density functions of Millons. However, a machine needs 3×108 atomic bombs to power up.
- Your Eyes I can see with my own eyes if a person is PD, can you?
- Quantum Mechanics: forcing patients to read quantum mechanics is the cheapest way to manage PD as the overwhelming quantum effects of the book will quickly decohere the pathological entanglement and even decompose Millons. However, the moron/anti-moron emission of Millon decomposition is highly hazardous, and for their own safety quantum therapists seldom use this.
- Heisenberg Uncertainty : just make the patients unable to make sure at the same time who they are and who they are talking to, so that Millons will turn into morons. There's a serious adverse effect: most patients develop schizophrenia after months of treatment. However, quantum therapists are glad to hand their patients to pseudo-scientists.
- De Broglie Wave: guiding Millons' de Broglie Waves is the safest method to lead them out of the patients' brains. However, Millons are likely to enter the ones of quantum therapist in high-spin state, making them sadistic or antisocial that most patients are to be killed by bare hands.
- Quantum Entanglement sometimes poisons can kill each others but you just need to find the right pairs. In most cases, quantum therapists just strengthen the problematic entanglement...
- Quantum Suicide: it's likely to create Schrodinger's cat state, or, in common words, turn patients into zombies or Hannibal Lecter, or anyone that eats brains. Some therapists lost their brains due to Quantum Suicide Therapy. They prefer to lobotomize the patients and eat their brains instead.
- Radioactive Elements: the decayed particles are effective Millon acceptants but the adverse effects including turning patients into King Kong...
- α Particles: α particles can react with Millons and deuterium atoms. Overuse will make the patient unable to move as the Earth is negative charged.
- Deuterium Substituted Psychoactive Drugs: they can decohere the brain Deuterium atoms by replacing them in entanglement, and also make the patients high.
- Atomic Bomb: once and for all!
Criticism from Pseudo-scientists
The criticism is nonsense as pseudo-scientists are incapable of basic calculus calculation. Therefore, the only thing they can say is quantum stuff doesn't agree with common senses at all, especially wave functions. Thus they refuse to publish findings of quantum therapists on their journals. Nevertheless, quantum therapists have published a new finding in Nature that the key journal of pseudo-scientists DSM is radioactive and emitting morons. Physicists are studying whether DSM contains Millons.