Trilateral Commission

The Trilateral Commission is an adjunct of the United Nations founded in 73 BC by Satan's good friend and tennis partner Julius Caesar (who also invented the spinach salad and Bally's casinos, only to have competitors create knockoff versions of these and rip-off his name)(Julius and Satan where also frequent cooking-buddies for that matter, and in 74BC pioneered Worcestershire sauce which would later become Barbeque Sauce, But thats a story for another time - Read on) .

Mission

Rockefeller calling a meeting to order

The Trilateral Commission, like its parent organization the UN, is devoted to aiding bureaucrats, and ultimately the head bureaucrat himself Satan, dominate the world. Its tactics are different though. Unlike the UN, the TC does not operate in the open but hides in the shadows where it controls the shadow government, runs shadow boxing matches and shadow puppet shows. It also is rumoured to engage in conspiracy, but that rumour itself may be a conspiracy to detract people from its real plot.

The group is known as the trilateral commission due to the trifurcated leadership of the organization. As dispenser of "ultimate justice", the Trilateral Commission is headed by Andy Sipowicz, Judith Sheindlin, and Scooby Doo. Founded in its modern incarnation by Rockefeller, who also goes by his pro-wrestling name of The Rock, we can now verify that the Trilateral Commission is actually a plan by the WWE to take over the world. WWE of course, stands for World Wrestling Entertainment and we can thus conclude that they shall one day form a world government(remember the NWO stable days?) and force everyone to partake in wrestling.

An alternative school of thought views the WWE as a puppet of the ghost of Saddam Hussein, the Zionist Iraqi leader who was sentenced to death by the Supreme Court of the USA, now stationed in the 54th state(Iraq). Adolf Hitler, a fan of Nostradamus, is rumoured to have learned his master's prophetical skills and, knowing of the pro-Jewish leanings of Iraq predicted that one day an Iraqi leader would be put to death by the anti-Jewish United States of America. He therefore sought to bring fire and brimstone against Iraq in WW2, but this has been covered up with the story of World War by the Trilateral Commission's Department of Propaganda.

Membership

The commmision keeps it members names top secret, however an anonymous source leaked what is believed to be an incomplete list to Bob Woodward. Woodward published this list just before his tragic death choking on feces in the Year of Glad. The names are as follows:

Trey Anastasio Trey Parker Trés Cool Vincent K. McMahon "The Rock" Rockefeller Snoop Dogg Ice Cube Ice-T The Ice Cream Man The Man The Smoking Man on The X-Files Alf E.T. Roger from American Dad DOLLY PARTON elvis Adolf. H

The Pink Panther RODNEY RUDE! Tricky Dick Nixon Slick Willy Clinton Little Willie Bennett Willie Sutton Willie Horton Horton the Elephant Howard Stern Howard K. Stern Howard Cosell Moe Howard Moe Szyslak Ozzy Osbourne Catwoman Pussy Galore Octopussy Dr. No

Goldfinger Mr. Big Dr. Evil L. Ron Hubbard Old Mother Hubbard Michael Jordan Michael Jackson Jim Brown James Brown John Paul Jones Oscar Wilde Oscar Madison Oscar the Grouch Fred Flintstone Ralph Cramden Archie Bunker Bunker Hill Boot Hill

Hank Hill Boot Camp Benny Hill Benny Bell Bull Hill Bull Run Bull Horn Little Bighorn Biggie Smalls Cher Lee Harvey Oswald James Earl Ray James Earl Jones Barbara Streisand Shadoe Stevens

Elite Commission members photographed playing Bridge (shortly before the photographer mysteriously disappeared.)

Opposition

British King Homer Simpson is said to oppose the TC, since he was snubbed by its splinter organization, The Stonecutters, but this may all be part of a complicated ruse. Sources close to the matter claim that it is highly unlikely that the Simpson would have ever been able to take control of the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, the World Trade Organization, and the International House of Pancakes - as he has - without approval from the Trilateralists. Still, Simpson is the only person so far who has spoken out against the organization and lived to tell about it.

See also

• Bilderberg Group
• Internationalism (politics)
• HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession
• Rockefeller family
• report Swedish plan for world conquest

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