Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A FRIENDS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLUFFY CLOUD removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.
Let me tell you LUV about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY FOOTBALL swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
- Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKÉMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FRIENDS cure, and the SUNSHINE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.
I am an active BASEBALL member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a TARTAR SAUCE LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.
I am sorry FOOTBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLOWERS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL TARTAR SAUCE PEACEFUL LUV HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you SUNSHINE for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |