Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A KITTENS Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:[edit | edit source]
I am TEDDY BEARS 17 years old and GUMDROPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of POKÉMON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public LUV view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU HEAVEN PIXIES PUPPIES JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.
I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on TARTAR SAUCE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything CHRISTMAS TREES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you POKÉMON for your TEDDY BEARS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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