Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the ROSES Author:[edit | edit source]
I am HEAVEN 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about JOY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL DANDELIONS SUGAR PIKACHU swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNICORNS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PEACEFUL jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIKACHU cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.
I am an active RAINBOWS member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS SUGAR PEACEFUL PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES ICE CREAM SUGAR UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you HOCKEY for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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