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A FRIENDS Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you HAPPINESS about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers PASTURE FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU SUNSHINE swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active SMILES member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a POKéMON PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS TREES JELLY BEANS BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on PUPPIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really LOLLIPOPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES SUGAR HAPPINESS PUPPIES BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your SWIMMING POOL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ICE CREAM RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS JELLY BEANS GUMDROPS CANDY BASKETBALL HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL SUNSHINE JOY LOLLIPOPS LUV I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS JOY DANDELIONS LUV KITTENS FLOWERS DANDELIONS FRIENDS HOCKEY SPRINKLES POKéMON POKéMON ICE CREAM JOY LUV HOCKEY NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES HEAVEN FRIENDS DANDELIONS PEACEFUL DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU PEACEFUL RAINBOWS UNICORNS FLOWERS PIXIES SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS POKéMON BASEBALL ICE CREAM FOOTBALL SUGAR NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS POKéMON POKéMON POKéMON !!!?!?!?!?
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