Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:[edit | edit source]
I am JELLY BEANS 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.
Let me tell you GUMDROPS about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL PIXIES swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TARTAR SAUCE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active PIKACHU member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public ROSES view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really RAINBOWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN FRIENDS RAINBOWS KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you JOY for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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