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A HOCKEY Polite Note to the ICE CREAM Author:[edit | edit source]

I am SMILES 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers PIXIES PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL LUV swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKÉMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LOLLIPOPS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire POKÉMON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.

I am an active SMILES member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS HAPPINESS FLOWERS SMILES RAINBOWS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.

I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really POKÉMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything TARTAR SAUCE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY SUGAR GINGERBREAD ROSES GINGERBREAD not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FOOTBALL POKÉMON TARTAR SAUCE BASKETBALL HOOP DANDELIONS UNICORNS NINTENDOGS TARTAR SAUCE JELLY BEANS HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES SUGAR PIKACHU PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL JOY LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL TARTAR SAUCE SUGAR HAPPINESS FOOTBALL GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS SPRINKLES HOCKEY SUGAR UNICORNS SMILES TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD POKÉMON BASKETBALL PASTURE ICE CREAM KITTENS SUNSHINE PIXIES FLOWERS HEAVEN PIKACHU FLOWERS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL KITTENS HOCKEY PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL SPRINKLES PASTURE SUGAR JOY SWIMMING POOL !!!?!?!?!?