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A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:[edit | edit source]

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.

Let me tell you PUPPIES about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ICE CREAM Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DANDELIONS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GINGERBREAD caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.

I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a TARTAR SAUCE tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards TARTAR SAUCE eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS BASKETBALL FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.

I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIXIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TARTAR SAUCE ROSES GUMDROPS PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

SWIMMING POOL PASTURE FOOTBALL SPRINKLES PUPPIES ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL PIXIES DANDELIONS UNICORNS JELLY BEANS PASTURE UNICORNS PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD SMILES TARTAR SAUCE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES ICE CREAM TARTAR SAUCE UNICORNS ROSES PUPPIES GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS DANDELIONS TARTAR SAUCE KITTENS HEAVEN CANDY DANDELIONS CANDY SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE FLOWERS CANDY GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS KITTENS CANDY SMILES JOY RAINBOWS ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES PIXIES HAPPINESS POKÉMON POKÉMON TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL SWIMMING POOL SMILES !!!?!?!?!?