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A POKéMON Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:
I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.
Let me tell you PEACEFUL about JOY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SMILES Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES ICE CREAM ICE CREAM swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active ICE CREAM member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS BASKETBALL SUGAR UNICORNS NINTENDOGS not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your PIKACHU time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ICE CREAM SPRINKLES PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS DANDELIONS RAINBOWS PEACEFUL CANDY BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS PUPPIES FOOTBALL FLOWERS JOY DANDELIONS GUMDROPS PEACEFUL SUNSHINE UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS SUGAR DANDELIONS FRIENDS POKéMON PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE ROSES SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR FRIENDS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP DANDELIONS UNICORNS BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL PIXIES JOY BASEBALL ICE CREAM FRIENDS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS SPRINKLES BASEBALL JELLY BEANS CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS !!!?!?!?!?
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