Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:[edit | edit source]

I am CANDY 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you PASTURE about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS JOY PEACEFUL ROSES ROSES swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no HEAVEN cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active FLOWERS member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL POKÉMON "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.

I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TARTAR SAUCE that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this GUMDROPS article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL TEDDY BEARS CANDY JELLY BEANS not funny at all.

Thank you GINGERBREAD for your JELLY BEANS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

GUMDROPS JOY I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE BASKETBALL BASEBALL JOY SPRINKLES TARTAR SAUCE SUGAR ROSES ROSES KITTENS FLOWERS PUPPIES FRIENDS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS FLOWERS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL ROSES PIXIES TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE HEAVEN SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS ROSES SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM JOY BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM SUGAR FLOWERS PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU CANDY JOY ICE CREAM PUPPIES BASEBALL FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL HOCKEY KITTENS PIKACHU PEACEFUL SUGAR !!!?!?!?!?