Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as GINGERBREAD possible.
Let me tell you LUV about I LIKE SCHOOL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS SMILES POKÉMON ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUNSHINE jerk.
- Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TARTAR SAUCE cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWIMMING POOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.
I am an active CANDY member of a TEDDY BEARS tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public POKÉMON view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.
I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD PASTURE PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES HEAVEN PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL LUV PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD SUGAR PIXIES HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS TARTAR SAUCE ICE CREAM UNICORNS SPRINKLES PIKACHU FLOWERS DANDELIONS POKÉMON GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS GINGERBREAD SUGAR SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS HOCKEY LUV PIKACHU NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |