Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A LUV Polite Note to the LUV Author:[edit | edit source]
I am PASTURE 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SMILES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.
Let me tell you TARTAR SAUCE about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS PASTURE BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the ROSES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL HOOP "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
- Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLUFFY CLOUD caused my entire UNICORNS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public SUNSHINE view of Tourettes as a ROSES ROSES FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really FLOWERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything RAINBOWS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES PUPPIES ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your BASKETBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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