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A BASEBALL Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the HEAVEN bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUMDROPS caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active LUV member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a CANDY BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL RAINBOWS "swearing" disorder, because it is FRIENDS much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS LUV ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you GUMDROPS for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
HAPPINESS FLOWERS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL GUMDROPS FOOTBALL LUV GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS SMILES ROSES SUGAR SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES FRIENDS FRIENDS KITTENS HEAVEN PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS UNICORNS KITTENS FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS POKéMON PASTURE DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES ICE CREAM BASEBALL ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE DANDELIONS BASKETBALL ICE CREAM HOCKEY JOY PEACEFUL CANDY HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS DANDELIONS RAINBOWS !!!?!?!?!?
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