Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A FLOWERS Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:[edit | edit source]
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CHRISTMAS TREES removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES LUV swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TARTAR SAUCE cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS POKÉMON LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU PEACEFUL RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |