Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am UNITED STATES 17 years old and all of my LONDON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your ABU GHRAIB article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TONY BLAIR removed or changed as soon as FOX NEWS possible.

Let me tell you PHILADELPHIA about EMBEDDED REPORTERS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GUANTANAMO BAY Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can BUSH blame Western television for always focusing on the DERKA DERKA bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CONGRESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or MARINES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HANNUKAH jerk.
  • Tourettes is no EMBEDDED REPORTERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUANTANAMO BAY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become STEALTH BOMBER manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LYNNDIE ENGLAND cure, and the TONY BLAIR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse USA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABU GHRAIB caused my entire WEST POINT body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SANCTIONS drug.

I am an active LAST SUPPER member of a ABU GHRAIB tourette syndrome association and UNITED STATES I am making steps towards MOSES eradicating the public NEW YORK view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is LET FREEDOM RING much much more.

I am sorry LET FREEDOM RING for SANTA CLAUS "hi-jacking" your entry on WASHINGTON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BUSH that really STAR-SPANGLED BANNER annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DENMARK tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DUBYA editing this DERKA DERKA article. Remember, everything DUBYA here is meant MISSION ACCOMPLISHED to be funny, and making DERKA DERKA fun of a horrible disorder is PENTAGON not funny at all.

Thank you for your BASEBALL time.

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Mahmoud

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