Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.
A BLACKBERRY Polite Note unto the Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SOFTWARE 17 years old and all of my cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy CARBURETOR article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it AUTOMOBILE ASSOCIATION removed or changed as soon as possible.
Let me tell thee about HORSELESS CARRIAGE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must DAYTIME RUNNING LIGHTS blame newfangled media for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PROJECTION TV jerk.
- Tourettes is no laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the one-room SIDE-IMPACT AIRBAGS schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no VCR cure, and the snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which caused my entire body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed PROJECTION TV cure.
- Not to mention, it frightens thy SOFTWARE horses. Golly gee whillikers!
I am an active EDISON member of a tourette syndrome association and MICROPROCESSOR I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is GSM much much more.
I am sorry for VIRTUAL REALITY "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon AVIATION uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this that really EDISON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DIGITAL VIDEO tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by editing this VCR article. Remember, everythinghere is meant MAINFRAME to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not funny at all.
Thank you for your MOTORCAR time.
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