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The Technology Portal
Techology is some kind of complex mechanism which tellers solely on electricity, physics, and the knowledge of random stuff. Completely full of gears and microchips, technology can unleash an array of powers, like the laser beam attack and the atomic bomb asplosion. Technology is seeking to outrun this world of 'puny' humans with robots and AI. Don't you hate technology?
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Welcome to the Wife Operating System online handbook.

Currently we are experiencing technical difficulties (ie. the Boss is watching), our IT department will upload the manuals of Wife OS asap!!

Wife OS is an operating system.

Wife OS versions

Versions by date of install

  • This can be checked by examining the signed "Marriage Certification" document. The version date will be listed as Marriage Date.
  • pre- 1959 - Most durable versions. Capable of taking a lot of crap without need of reset. Also includes largest self-auto-fix-tools set (not included in later versions).
  • 1960 - 1969 - Large degree of variability, highly dependent on Wife manufacturer as to which Wife OS was installed. (no manuals available, too many versions undocumented)
Written by Hawthorn Peebles
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The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.
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Did You Know...
…millions people still use dial up?
…in 2006 someone tried to sell New Zealand on eBay?
…Monty Python was responsible for naming junk e-mail Spam?
…the first alarm clock could only go off at 4am?
…Nokia used to sell toilet paper?
Notable Nerds
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Steve and Steve peddling their wares.

Stephen Gary Bozniak Wozniak, known as the "Wizard of Woz", is a magical garden gnome with curiously large nostrils who, along with Steve Jobs, is credited with creating the first personal computer, although his expertise really lies in the art of carpet sculpting.

Early Life

Steve Wozniak was born to a family of Keebler Elves, but he hated cookies and biscuit crackers because of his diabetes. Although it was short-lived, in his early teenage years he was inspired to run away from home after watching the movie Pinocchio, but his family eventually convinced him to stay home and pursue his interest in puppets and animatronics through education. After high school, he enrolled in Wyotech vocational school, but later dropped out to follow the Grateful Dead as a Jerry Garcia look-alike.…

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Technology Spotlight
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Space Shuttles are large vehicles run by NASA that typically travel between the Earth and extraplanetary destinations like the Moon, Alpha Centauri, diverse areas of Texas and thus Hell. Widely viewed as the safest and most comfortable way to travel to any of those destinations, they have developed a cult following, being mimicked by such fictional television characters as Captain Kirk, Buck Rogers, and Ronald Reagan. The Shuttle system as a whole consists of three components: the orbiter (right) which carries people and cargo; the external tank, which holds an extra supply of coal for the shuttle to use during lift-off; and the SRBs (Smelly, Reeking Bums). Space shuttles fly regular missions from Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, sometimes at a rate of two or three per week.

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