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I will be starting my army training at Fort Sill on June 11, 2024. I'll be gone for a few months. If I don't ever give an update, I might've died like a dumbass. Love y'all and keep it real. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 02:04, 11 June 2024 (UTC)


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Get fucked.
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Writer of the Year Award Writer of the Year 2023
  • Greatest Uncyclopedian of All Time
  • Bad Motherfucker
  • Ph.D, Attorney at Law, General of the Army
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Get fucked.
Born
  • Kentucky, United States
Other namesSodapoppers
EducationRingling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College 409999.png
AwardsMedal of Honor (x13), Nobel Crime Prize(x32), Hall of Shame, Writer of the Year 2023
Websitehttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/3tRt0UbRtgdtlbpWGSujR0?si=72abd79c89ca4d91
AllegianceBlackman crime family, Mozzarella crime family, Parmesan crime family, Whiteman crime family, Bubbles crime family
Criminal charge
  • Arms trafficking
  • Arson
  • Assault
  • Battery
  • Bribery
  • Burglary
  • Cigarette smuggling
  • Chop shop
  • Conspiracy
  • Contract killing
  • Counterfeiting
  • Drug trafficking
  • Extortion
  • Fencing
  • Fraud
  • Illegal gambling
  • Larceny
  • Loansharking
  • Money laundering
  • Murder
  • Racketeering
  • Robbery
  • Skimming
  • Theft
  • Truck hijacking
  • Tax evasion
  • Protection rackets
Reward amount
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Wanted by
  • U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations
  • U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division
  • U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
  • U.S. Capitol Police
  • U.S. Central Intelligence Agency
  • U.S. Coast Guard Investigative Service
  • U.S. Customs and Border Protection
  • U.S. Defense Criminal Investigative Service
  • U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency
  • U.S. Department of Homeland Security
  • U.S. Department of State’s Diplomatic Security Service
  • U.S. Department of Transportation, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Office of Odometer Fraud Investigation
  • U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration
  • U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation
  • U.S. Federal Protective Service
  • U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
  • U.S. IRS Criminal Investigations Division
  • U.S. Marshal Service
  • U.S. Naval Criminal Investigative Service
  • U.S. Office of Special Investigations
  • U.S. Park Police
  • U.S. Postal Inspection Service
  • U.S. Probation and Pretrial Services
  • U.S. Secret Service
Partner(s)Jimmy Blackman, Jimmy Mozzarella, Jimmy Parmesan, Jimmy Whiteman, Milwaukee Cheese Bandit, Bubbles the Clown
Wanted sinceSeptember 21, 2022 (join date)
Time at large
September 21, 2022 - ????
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1year, 8months and 30days.
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This user has been an admin on Uncyclopedia for
1month and 21days.
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Number of edits: 2,115
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This user is well-versed in
bird law.
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This user devours babies. Whole.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
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This user is a fan of the Philadelphia 76ers.
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FUCK YEAH!
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is Kentuckistani
…and lives off fried chicken!
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This user loves to play baseball.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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Get fucked.
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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Go eat shit fuckers!
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HALL OF SHAME MEMBER, PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!

Hello! You're now wanted by every single federal agency in the United States. Get fucked.
You voted for " I got fucked..." on 6 June 2024 at 20:42. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Articles I've created[edit | edit source]

Potential HUGE project I'm working on[edit | edit source]

User:Bad Motherfucker/Big League Baseball - Big project with lore and championships, stats and shit, retired numbers and players

About me[edit | edit source]

  • I've been told I have a pretty kickass afro (the military took it away!)
  • I'm in the Kentucky Army National Guard, fighting for your freedom and fried chicken since 2023!

Fun facts about me[edit | edit source]

  • The only person to duel Clint Eastwood and survive
  • Inventor of the penis balloon
  • I have 900 million pennies
  • I've walked across the Sahara Desert with only a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny

Things I've learned the hard way[edit | edit source]

  • Do not honk Ronald McDonald's nose

Words and quotes to live by[edit | edit source]











JOIN THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit | edit source]

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Awesome! A dollar![edit | edit source]

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What I've been doing[edit | edit source]

  • Burning down city hall and banging the mayor's wife
  • Fingering the president's wife
  • Placing banana peels on the top of stairs
  • Watching an elderly person struggle with opening a jar and saying "Allow me," only to tighten it even more
  • Throwing shit at people, like a monkey
  • Releasing a gorilla in a fake looking gorilla suit inside of a mall
  • Screaming "There's a hawk up my ass!"
  • Punting babies and small animals into tornados
  • Throwing hotdogs at the mall cop
  • Shooting wizards with shotguns
  • Rigging port-a-potties to explode
  • Pawning war medals
  • Assassinating the CEO of Skittles
  • Snorting three lines of gunpowder and eating a stick of deodorant
  • Robbing Fort Knox
  • Loudly struggling to open a Snickers bar in the Vatican
  • Torturing Colonel Sanders for the 11 secret herbs and spices
  • Why the fuck should I tell you?
  • Taping worms to myself and swallowing dirt
  • Naming my dick Notorious because it's B.I.G.
  • Having thirty sons named Chad
  • Sewing two hamsters together
  • Kidnapping baby monkeys and raising them
  • Disregarding bitches and acquiring currency
  • Getting stabbed to death by a man in a sombrero
  • Smoking a ridiculously huge cigar
  • Running over the cheerleaders
  • Hilariously chasing down a crying toddler with a lawnmower
  • Killing Private Ryan
  • Leaving goblins in the Denny's dumpsters
  • Pissing directly into a toaster
  • Stealing the Coca-Cola recipe
  • Watching a magician fuck up over and over again
  • Smuggling people into Italy for $20 dollars and a handjob
  • Destroying the Pyramids of Giza
  • Enslaving Bigfoot
  • Slowly weakening the glass at the world's largest aquarium
  • Stealing Tobuscus' online identity in a drawing game (This one is actually true, I was 10 years old, and it was actually in one of his videos)
  • Chugging lava lamps
  • Being Loud on the Western Front
  • Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it
  • Beating up Uncle Pep Pep
  • Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay
  • Conquering Nevada

Things I've pondered about[edit | edit source]

  • Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Blactory?
  • Is Abraham Lincoln allowed to say the n-word?

GAMBLE! GAMBLE! GAMBLE![edit | edit source]

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