User:Fish on skates

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Clock.gif This user's timezone is UTC-6 (CST). Her time is currently 20:54. If you can't find her right now, it's probably midnight her time and/or she's playing Project Sekai. Assuming she has a normal sleep schedule (fat chance), she should be active right now. (Purge)
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
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This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers.
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This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML.
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This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
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This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.
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This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!
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My edits: 3,566
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This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy.
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In an emergency, this user can be slapped with a trout.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Fish on skates also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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This user is a story-writer of the insane series known as ASBOxAAT.
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user has escaped from Ojai.

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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.
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This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.
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This user is Moccasinian
Don't talk smack about this user until you have walked a mile in… you know... (List of Moccasinian Uncyclopedians)
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!
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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.
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Commander of the Order

I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67 [1]. I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell cucmcnbem cunemrbrer q-kumbur. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

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Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182
Name = Fish on skates but like in a fancy script font
Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian
This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country;
excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.


Pages I made and some notes I added[edit | edit source]

In alphabetical order, sort of. Redirects are in italics and featured articles are in bold. See also: [1]

Category[edit | edit source]

File[edit | edit source]

See also: /Image Gallery

Forum[edit | edit source]

HowTo[edit | edit source]

Talk[edit | edit source]

File talk[edit | edit source]

Template talk[edit | edit source]

Template[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]

UnGames and subpages[edit | edit source]

Escape from Ojai[edit | edit source]

UnTunes[edit | edit source]

User[edit | edit source]

See also: /Subpagelist

Fish On Skates's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (FOSTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)[edit | edit source]

  1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
  2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later, articles you never plan on finishing, or articles that can't be in mainspace[2] for whatever reason.
  3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
  4. Pages need categories and links.
  5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
  6. Most people[3] don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
  7. If you want to be renamed for whatever reason, talk to the crat you're on the best terms with.
  8. If you want to make your signature less hard to read, consider nosubst'ing, as in {{nosubst|User:Whatever your username may be/sig}}
  9. One-word or one-sentence Fisher Price-esque "articles" can be funny, but only if they're not well known. The entire joke is that it's not expected to show up on Uncyclopedia, so calling attention to it makes it more expected and thus less funny. This is also why they shouldn't get featured.
  10. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!
Active Users on Uncyclopedia
Alula • Bad Motherfucker • C780178 • DaniPine3 • DWIII • Fenris2010 • Fish on skates • Gergdown • GlitchyZorua • Kakun • Kippy • L10nM4st3r • MagicBus • Mr. George • MrX • Noopnurf • Nacky • OPOSSUM • Orangutang94 • PF4Eva • Radical Rocko • RomanCandle • Sapplerx • Schism • Shabidoo • Somebetterusername • Soviet • SystemPhantom • Turb0‑Sunrise • Willy on wheels
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Unhelpful links[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ When I count, I just skip straight from 66 to 68.
  2. ↑ such as new ASBOWAATs, factual articles, or your amazing signature
  3. ↑ non-Uncyclopedians
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