User:Fish on skates

All hail HOCKEY SALMON ON Wheels SKATES and her userpage ON WHEELS SKATES!

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en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N

es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E

zh 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 中文. zh 1

17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2

au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1

ao 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. ao 3

fig X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig X

ht 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML. ht 0.5

ow 0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow 0

Userboxes that aren’t languages:

This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.

This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!

My edits: 4,604

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is part of the Uncyclopedia Human Squad

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center.

This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Fish on skates also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user is a story-writer of the insane series known as ASBOxAAT.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user has escaped from Ojai.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

moccasins.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.

This user is Moccasinian Don't talk smack about this user until you have walked a mile in… you know... (List of Moccasinian Uncyclopedians)

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!

This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

This user was a brave fighter who fought for perple in Chanada. And has lost several, several hours edit warring.

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Commander of the Order

I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67 . I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell cucmcnbem cunemrbrer q-kumbur. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Fish on skates but like in a fancy script font Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Pages I made and some notes I added

In alphabetical order, sort of. Featured articles are in bold and rewrites are in italics.

See also: [[1]]

• A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku (basically a Miku-fied Minecraft movie)
• A story built one article at a time/John eats a piece of pizza and passes out for a few hours (probably revived ASBOAAAT)
• Banana for scale (rescued from ICU)
• Falling asleep in class (based on a true story)

Category

• Category:OneShot images (that game Alula likes)
• Category:Vocaloid (for pictures of or articles about Vocaloids)

File

See /Image Gallery.

HowTo

• HowTo:Eat an orange (it's a lot like a successful marriage)

Template

• Template:Cabal (this template does not exist)
• Template:Forange (looks like this:  Forange.)
• Template:Too many moccasins (for gratuitous ASBOWAAT references in stuff that's not in the category)

Uncyclopedia

• Uncyclopedia:Unbreak (sporked from w:Wikipedia:Wikibreak)

UnGames

• UnGames:Destroy Florida and some of its subpages (abandoned and left to the Boston hurricane guy)

UnTunes

• UnTunes:12 Days of Uncyclopedia (I expect this to play in every mall)

User

See /Subpagelist and Special:PrefixIndex/User:Fish on skates/.

Fish On Skates's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (FOSTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)

1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later, articles you never plan on finishing, or articles that can't be in mainspace for whatever reason.
3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
4. Pages need categories and links.
5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
6. Most people don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
7. If you want to be renamed for whatever reason, talk to the crat you're on the best terms with.
8. If you want to make your signature less hard to read, consider nosubst'ing, as in {{nosubst|User:Whatever your username may be/sig}}
9. One-word or one-sentence Fisher Price-esque "articles" can be funny, but only if they're not well known. The entire joke is that it's not expected to show up on Uncyclopedia, so calling attention to it makes it more expected and thus less funny. This is also why they shouldn't get featured.
10. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!

Featured Article: HowTo:Eat an orange
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Unhelpful links

• Yubtub
• Turb0 made me join