User:Fish on skates

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en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N

es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E

zh 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of 中文. zh 0.5

17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2

au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1

ao 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. ao 3

fig X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig X

ht 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML. ht 0.5

ow 0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow 0

now for the userboxes that aren’t languages

This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.

This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

n00b This user is a n00b. n00b

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user has escaped from Ojai.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

moccasins.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.

This user is Moccasinian Don't talk smack about this user until you have walked a mile in… you know... (List of Moccasinian Uncyclopedians)

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Member of the Order

I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time in school, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67. I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell meccasins. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = More toasters please but like in a fancy script font Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

(I’m the horse in the pic)

Pages I made

• A story built one article at a time/John eats a piece of pizza and passes out for a few hours

In UnGames

• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Attempt to talk to the deer (moccasin)
• UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FireCircle

In userspace

• User:More toasters please/Specific Ocean
• User:More toasters please/Akiyama Mizuki
• User:More toasters please/PIE!!!
• User:More toasters please/A story built one emoji at a time (huffed from mainspace)

Talk pages

• Talk:3 (number)

Forum pages

• Forum:Dark mode

More Toasters Please's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (MTPTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)

1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later.
3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
4. Pages need categories and links.
5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
6. Most people don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
7. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!