User:Fish on skates

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Uncyclopedia:Babel All hail FISH ON Wheels SKATES and her userpage!

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N

es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E

zh 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of 中文. zh 0.5

17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2

au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1

ao 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. ao 3

fig X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig X

ht 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML. ht 0.5

ow 0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow 0

now for the userboxes that aren’t languages

This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.

This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center.

This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user is a story-writer of the insane series known as ASBOxAAT.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user has escaped from Ojai.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

moccasins.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.

This user is Moccasinian …and would definitely leave for good! (List of Moccasinian Uncyclopedians)

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!

This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

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Member of the Order

I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67 . I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell cucmcnbem cunemrbrer q-kumbur. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Fish on skates but like in a fancy script font Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Pages I made and some notes I added

In alphabetical order, sort of. Redirects are in italics.

• A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku (basically a Miku-fied Minecraft movie)
• A story built one article at a time/John eats a piece of pizza and passes out for a few hours (probably revived ASBOAAAT)
• Element of surprise (click on the link. you'll be surprised to find what it redirects to)
• Forbidden cheeseball (a redirect to Sun based on a conversation with my real-life friend)
• MMMMMMMMM! (actually not a clone of AAAAAAAAA!, but a redirect to Mmm)
• Planet Express (a redirect to Futurama because who searches for "Planet Express" and isn't looking for Futurama?)
• Schrödinger's Cat (simultaneously does and doesn't redirect to Erwin Schrödinger#Schrödinger's Cat until you collapse its wavefunction)

File

• File:Luna2.png (traced over a different picture, which happened to be Al-generated.)
• File:Pregnant knife guy.jpg (for an Escape from Ojai page)
• File:ProSeka Minecraft Movie.png (let's project. let's sekai. let's project sekai.)
• File:Purple Canada Leaf.png (made for Theultimategergdown)

Forum

• Forum:Dark mode (apparently there is one but it's a bit buggy)

Talk

• Talk:3 (number) (created just for the :3)
• Talk:A story that was built (predicted the future in a way)
• Talk:Edit conflict (didn't have one while creating that, thank goodness)
• TALK:ENGLISH, BUT LOUDER (ONE OF THE FIRST PAGES I MADE)

File talk

• File talk:Moccasin Ninjastar.jpg (DaniPine3 was as clueless as I was about making it an official award)

Template talk

• Template talk:User Autistic (about changing an image)

Uncyclopedia

• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku (currently no reviews)
• Uncyclopedia:Unbreak (sporked from Wikipedia:Wikibreak)

UnGames and subpages

• UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time/moccadrop (was somehow created at the wrong title)
• UnGames:Destroy Florida and some of its subpages

Escape from Ojai

• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Attack the moccasin police (trust me, you do NOT want to be force choked by a penguin)
• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Attempt to talk to the deer (moccasin) (considering how the deer can die... yeah)
• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Come out of the closet (so much template-fiddling and image-finding for a silly little pun...)
• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Eat the broom (who is eating brooms?)
• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Fly the broom (inspired by a section of ASBOLiAAT)
• UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Get the broom (it's called a BROOM closet. if it had a turkey sandwich it would be called a turkey sandwich closet)
• UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FireCircle (don't tell me you've never flamethrowered a marshmallow)

UnTunes

• UnTunes:12 Days of Uncyclopedia (I expect this to play in every mall come December)

User

• User:Fish on skates (the page you're reading right now and my very first page)
• User:Fish on skates/A story built one emoji at a time (moved from mainspace)
• User:Fish on skates/A poem built one line at a time and User:Fish on skates/A song built one line at a time (both made redirects to UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time/insanewonder when I found that my idea had already been done)
• User:Fish on skates/Akiyama Mizuki (a reference to and meme about Project Sekai, my favorite mobile game)
• User:Fish on skates/HowTo:Eat an orange (in progress)
• User:Fish on skates/Image Gallery (a bunch of pictures I found to be neat)
• User:Fish on skates/PIE!!! (based on a tidbit from ASBOWAAT)
• User:Fish on skates/sandbox (for further template-fiddling)
• User:Fish on skates/sig (looks like this: --Fish on skates , yes the dashes are part of the sig so as not to break VFH)
• User:Fish on skates/Specific Ocean (a pun on Pacific Ocean that I'm surprised doesn't already exist)

Fish On Skates's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (FOSTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)

1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later, articles you never plan on finishing, or articles that can't be in mainspace for whatever reason.
3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
4. Pages need categories and links.
5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
6. Most people don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
7. If you want to be renamed for whatever reason, talk to the admin you're on the best terms with.
8. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!