User:Fish on skates

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This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of 中文.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer.
This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers.
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This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML.
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This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
now for the userboxes that aren’t languages
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This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.
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This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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This user is a story-writer of the insane series known as ASBOxAAT.
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user has escaped from Ojai.

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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.
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This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.
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This user is Moccasinian
…and is sick of moccasins!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!
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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.
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I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67 [1]. I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell mobkasohs. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

Fish on skates.gif • UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT •

Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182
Name = Fish on skates but like in a fancy script font
Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian
This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country;
excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.


Pages I made[edit | edit source]

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Uncyclopedia:Unbreak (sporked)

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Fish On Skates's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (FOSTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)[edit | edit source]

  1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
  2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later, articles you never plan on finishing, or articles that can't be in mainspace[2] for whatever reason.
  3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
  4. Pages need categories and links.
  5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
  6. Most people[3] don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
  7. If you want to be renamed for whatever reason, talk to the admin you're on the best terms with.
  8. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!
  1. When I count, I just skip straight from 66 to 68.
  2. such as new ASBOWAATs, factual articles, or your amazing signature
  3. non-Uncyclopedians