Falling asleep in class
Falling asleep in class is what happens when school is especially boring and a student has a little too much to eat for lunch. Its origins are uhh... unclear... and...
Wha-Huh?! Oh! Right! Anyway, falling asleep in class dates back to the late 90s, when the teacher that invented melatonin gave out free samples to his students to test if it worked. He handed the pills out one by one for the students to eat. Soon, everybody was snoring as loud as humanly possible. It was later revealed that those were placebos and... the teacher's...
class... was...
just that boring... *yawn*
No, sir, I swear I wasn't asleep! I was just... um... pausing for drama! Yeah, that's totally what happened! So, where was I? Oh yeah, falling asleep in class is an interesting, um, phenomenon. Sleeping in class picked up in popularity around the 2010s when that guy that invented dabbing fell asleep mid-dab and fell onto his desk, like so:
thud
 | The author of this article seems to have fallen asleep in class. Luckily, their classmate was nice enough to publish it. |
Asleep? I'm totally awake! Totally............. awaaaaaaake...