Uncyclopedia:Unbreak
An unbreak, uncyclobreak[1], or unhiatus[2] is a period when even an uncyclopediholic must be parted from Uncyclopedia, although presumably only temporarily.
The pain involved varies from Uncyclopedian to Uncyclopedian. Some find it easy to endure, whereas others find the separation agonizing and painful. Often the latter find themselves grasping at any opportunity to go online "just to check what's going on".
The degree of coercion also varies. Some remarkable individuals are actually capable of taking a voluntary unholiday: they are to be admired for their strength and assertiveness of character. Some people have to enforce their departure for their own good. Others still are forced into it through circumstances beyond their control: it is often at such times that uncycloholics discover their condition. Reasons can vary too, up to and including:
- stress
- busy at work or school
- going on vacation
- new puppy isn't housebroken yet
- toilet got backed up
- slow internet connection
- family members needing more attention
- kids need affection/cereal/ride to sports practice (Note: order may vary)
- Super Bowl
- Superb Owl
- AL/NL Pennant Race
- Stanley Cup Finals
- chase for the NASCAR Cup Series
- March Madness
- NBA Playoffs
- FIFA World Cup
- new xkcd strip
- sharing computer with others
- ran out of coffee/tea
- reading paper-bound volumes (apparently called "books")
- partying
- right arrow key is broken
- tired of Uncyclopedia
- sleeping
- PSL
- Indian Premier League
- UEFA Champions League
- finding cheap gas
- visiting at the library
- Reaching DEFCON 1
- GTA 6 release
- watching YouTube
- installing a new Linux distro
- doing your mom
- Bitching about the Yankees
Templates[edit source]
The tmbox template[edit source]
If your message isn't covered by any of the templates on this page, you can use the generic {{tmbox}} template to create a box containing your text and one or two images.
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The vacation template[edit source]
If you want to leave Uncyclopedia but only temporarily, you can use the vacation template to let everyone know you're going somewhere cool and they aren't.
{{vacation}} produces:
 | This user is on vacation This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. their expected date of return is {{{date}}}. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message. |
{{vacation|date=25 March 2026}} produces:
| This user is on vacation This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. their expected date of return is 25 March 2026. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message. |
The quitting template[edit source]
Now, if you want to quit Uncyclopedia for whatever reason, you can put this template on your user and/or talk page so people know not to bug you.
The retired template[edit source]
We hope this never happens, but sometimes good things must come to an end. If you are retiring from Uncyclopedia, you can use the {{retired}} template.
The Semi-retired template[edit source]
{{Semi-retired}} produces:
The Template:Considering retirement template[edit source]
{{Considering retirement}} produces:
The Template:Almost_retired template[edit source]
{{Almost_retired}} produces:
The Template:Can't_retire template[edit source]
{{Can't_retire}} produces:
The inactive sysop template[edit source]
If you're an admin and you're inactive on Uncyclopedia due to not wanting to constantly wade through poop, you can put {{Inactive Sysop}} on your user page.
 | RIP Unbreak. May you Rest In Peace. This Admin has run down the curtain, and joined the choir invisible. Please do not disturb. (Find another Admin to bother.) |  |
The Template:User Moving template[edit source]
If you are moving away IRL, use this template to tell everyone that you are doing so right now!
The Template:User_unhappy template[edit source]
Feeling depressed? use this template that you are just not in the mood right now.
Serious Zone: The following section contains no jokes. Don't expect any laughs... unless you find disclaimers hilarious. We don't judge.
 | Please note that Unbreak is currently experiencing depression, stress, or any other personal mental health issues which may affect their ability to edit on this wiki. They may react sensitively or with visible frustration in discussions, or be overall not as active as usual and respond to messages at a slower pace. Your patience and understanding is greatly appreciated. |
End of Serious Zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.
 | This project page was originally sporked from Wikipedia:Wikibreak |