User:Gergdown

THE HOUSE OF GERG

Number of edits: 13,048

This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user is a thumbsucker. This means that unlike you, he can access the content that was just too hot for Uncyclopedia.

This user has 3.5 featured articles on Uncyclopedia. What a way to waste their life.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 years and 25 days.

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This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

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This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

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Gergdown

— Uncyclopedian male —
That's me, right there. Fought in Vietnam. Legs broke, arms broke too. Body flew away.
Name	The Right Honourable Lord of Alberta, Gergdown, Who May Be Drunk
Nationality	Canadian
Time zone	-6
IQ	2
Edit count	13,048

Greetings! Welcome to my user-page. Make yourself comfortable here. It's cold, after all. My name is Gergdown. I'm a Rollbacker, Thumbsucker, and a CSS expert. I take care of a lot of the templating stuff around here. Feel free to contact me at any time! I can help with all of your problems. If you're lucky, you can pest me to pee review your article, fix your broken template, and do a lot of other blow-job-jobs!

What Have I Done?

Well...

You can see all of my articles here.
You can see all of my templates... uh...here.
You can see all of my awards here.

...a lot of stuff, eh???

Uncyclopedian of the Month Nomination

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This is the big one. Being nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month? Damn, thank you guys.