User:Gergdown/Zana's Templates

This is a list of EVERY Zana Dark template. I have compiled every single last bit and bop of one of 'em. I know, I actually have no life. You know, I would criticize the term "The Dark One", since it made you guys seem like cowards, but I've actually kinda liked it since it feels like David vs. Goliath... if Goliath was a dead body being eaten by scavengers.

This excludes the templates that have already been deleted.

Rankings

Each template will have a ranking beneath them:

• Gergo-Tastic!: Represented with this icon (). Means that the template is actually very good, and should honestly be used more.
• Already Patched: Represented with this icon (). Templates that have already have been patched, and are still around. Includes major patches.
• Good: Represented with this icon (). Means that the template is good, and does not need any hell-busting. Includes patches that are simple template removals.
• Little Patchin': Represented with this icon (). A little template rename, possibly a bit of optimization.
• Patching Required: Represented with this icon (). Reserved for long-ass templates, but not Zana's eight-ball template-kind of CSS. Or the old Template:Element one.
• Heavy Patching Required: Represented with this icon (). Reserved for the longest of templates that can still be heavily optimized. See the old Template:Logos template, it had over 40K bytes in it!
• Scheduled Deletion: Represented with this icon (). Reserved for templates that cannot longer be salvaged. These cannot be fixed by anyone, even a Priest, a Wizard, or even your mom could never fix one.
• Deleted: Represented with this icon (). Templates that have been properly hell busted, cannot be salvaged, and have been removed from every page will now be DELETED!
• Purgatory: Represented with this icon (). Templates that will be decided... eh... whenever.

I'll write a guide for the uneducated masses to know which template falls into which category. A lot of the hell busters sometimes make mistakes. (cough cough UnGames:Ultimate Fishing)

THE TEMPLATES

Oh boy, here we go...

Gergo-Tastic!

• Colorchange – – This template is actually really good.
• Pi – – Very useful for noting down the numbers of Pi.
• Round – – Baby spin me 'right round... should have a link to the mathematical one, though.
• Piratelink – – This one isn't good. I just like it. Da end!
• Level – – Optimized this from 8K bytes to less than 4K. Not great, but well enough.
• Border-radius – – Fine, according to L10nM4st3r.
• Text shadow – – Added proper documentation.

Already Patched

Templates here have either been patched one byte at a time, orrrr have just had their Zana templates removed. The latter is way more common.

• Aunt Jemima – – Patched and fixed by RealDonaldTrump.
• Tasty – – Patched and fixed by DaniPine3.
• Race – – Busted Zana's templates, but because there was a much better version beforehand.
• Dicks – – It's now an actual navbox.
• Age – – Now links to the Wikipedian template.
• Selected article – – Busted by RealDonaldTrump and DaniPine3.
• UnScripts – – No further comment.
• Cancer – – Busted Zana's templates, and a bit of extra polish.
• Selected news – – The same thing as Selected article, just for the news.
• Selected picture – – The same thing as Selected article, just for pictures.
• PortalNav/Sub – – Part of the Portal clean-up done by RealDonaldTrump.
• Moot – – Hell-busted a long, long time ago...
• Chocolate – – Reworked, Zana's templates busted, and a new design.
• Cereals – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Banana – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Time travel – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Football – – New design. Besides that, not much.
• Doctor – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Tennis – – Same process as Chocolate.
• FeatPortal – – Completely reworked.
• Spain – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Dialogue – – A little renaming done.
• Santa – – Same process as Chocolate.
• Military Conflict – – Same process as Chocolate.
• User Awards – – Same process as Chocolate.
• UnNewsNav – – A simple substitution of a template worked out just fine.
• Time measurements – – Complete rework.
• Logos – – Huge optimization.
• Awards – – Huge optimization.
• Extreme – – Busted Zana's templates, and a new design.
• Cock – – Rework and revamp.
• Mathematical text – – Simple renaming.
• DaysInMonth – – Better name.
• User Penis Beast – – Better name.
• Magic – – Patched the hell out of this CSS.
• PurpleNurples – – Rename, reworking, and proper documentation.
• Ninjastars – – The same methods that were used in Template:Awards and Template:Logos were done.
• WOTY – – Optimized and fixed.
• Random/kill – – "I can fix him!" — Me
• User lazy – – Fixed.
• Sisterprojects/UnNews – – Hanged, destroyed, and busted.
• Translation – – Fixed. Looks nicer too, eh?
• New UnVoyage intro – – Fixed by the president of the United States (as of 2025)
• UnBestiary – – Optimized and fixed.
• UnReview – – Optimized and fixed.
• HundredByTenTOC – – Fixed.
• HundredByTenTOC/ – – Fixed.
• AAN – – Used for the Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob program. Has no links... because it's substituted.
• Religion Lead articles – – Fixed.
• UnNews subpage navigation – – Optimized and fixed by Jeffrey Epstein. Sorry, I meant Donald Trump.
• Portal:UnNews – – Fixed.
• DUP – – Renamed.
• Oblique – – Renamed.
• Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer – – Split from {{Holiday Victor}}.
• Kiss My Ass Holiday Cards‎ – – Split from {{Holiday Victor}}.
• Kiss My Ass Judge – – Split from {{Holiday Victor}}.
• Cassette – – Optimized. This was the final template to be fixed.

Good

• Mullet – – Busted Zana's templates.
• User ZD – – Busted Zana's templates.
• User Ass – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Panda – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Possibly – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Opinion – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Ask – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Meh – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Batman – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Pray – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Facepalm – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Catholic – – Busted Zana's templates.
• PNG – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Transparency – – Busted Zana's templates.
• GIF – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Headline logos – – Busted Zana's templates.
• UnDebateBar – – Busted Zana's templates.
• UnDebateBlock – – Busted Zana's templates.
• UnDebateSet – – Busted Zana's templates.
• UnDebateFooter – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Fishing – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Outline – – Busted Zana's templates.
• Award – – Busted Zana's templates.
• User skype – – Busted Zana's templates.
• User BS – – No further comment.
• User POP – – No further comment.
• User Joke – – No further comment.
• User HouseMDfan – – One of the few Zana templates that have not been touched at all.
• User Pervert – – No further comment.
• User Sonic – – Are all of these gonna be user-boxes?
• ... – – Honestly, this might be put a class lower because of how unneeded it is.
• SM – – Ehh... this one's questionable.
• Namespace – – No further comment.
• Long – – No further comment.
• UnDebateStart – – No further comment.
• Sim – – No further comment.
• Welcome links – – Questionable, but... it kinda has to stay.
• Fishing Award – – No further comment.
• NOTY – – No further comment.
• Active – – Was put in Little Patchin' but was brought out not by patching, but by sympathy. And also, I'm lazy. Also, the name actually fits, and I was wrong. Use {{Age in years and days}} if you want... well, that.
• Helped – – Used in a couple user talk pages, but it's still needed.
• Brs – – {{NBS}} if it was... uh... I actually don't know.
• Noun/consonants – – Long, but it was meant TO BE THAT WAY!!!
• Noun/vowels – – Read above.
• Oldid – – No further comment.
• Pre – – Orphaned, but for a good reason. You gotta substitute it.
• Unicorn – – May be deleted because it's only used in one voting page...
• Poo Lit Surprise – – No further comment.

Patching Required

• Kiss My Ass – – See {{Holiday Victor}}.

Deleted

• Bloodbath – – Too ugly to live.
• Template sucks – – Deemed useless to be around.
• Butter – – Fuck butter, margarine for the win
• Country data Newfoundland – – Orphaned, and seemed to have only one use.
• N00b/ – – Deleted, but I plan on revamping it and making it better.
• Random/year – – Orphaned.
• User Cancer – – Orphaned.
• Ht – – WTF IS TIS???
• Iq – – I thought the Hell Buster Bible was joking about us having to use Zana's template for italics. I was wrong.
• Ch – – Orphaned.
• DEV – – Zana's own personal template! How fun!
• OWN – – Orphaned. What this was for? We shall never know.
• Rl – – WTF is this?
• Table – – WTF is this 3?
• Head – – WHAT THE FUCK??? Zana made a template for HEADERS??? Does she know that you can just use two equal signs?
• Roster – – No, no they aren't.
• Ic – – No further comment.
• Halfsies – – wut
• Scientific – – Orphaned (and looked like something in maintanence rather than a joke)
• Tsl – – Required a rename and was broken, but was also orphaned. Three-for-one!
• ^ – – Seriously, just use <sup> tags instead.
• V – – The same as above, but even fucking worse!
• Absolute – – Just use <div style="position:asbolute">.
• Iconbox – – Unused template.
• DATE – – Orphaned. Also, I'm pretty sure this already existed...
• Ts – – Orphaned.
• Ts/ – – Orphaned.
• Tsl – – Orphaned.
• Sl – – Orphaned.
• Line brackets – – Orphaned.
• Anchor subpage name – – Orphaned.
• Anchor subpage name/ – – Orphaned.
• IsLeapYear – – Orphaned.
• Number to word – – Orphaned.
• Line brackets – – Orphaned.
• Yearbox – – Perfect, but I do know of a better way to do this... but... not today.
• Divend – – Disgusting. Ugly.
• " – – Requires admin un-protection for further examination for whatever the fuck treatment this should get.
• Listen small – – Orphaned.
• Page/hide talk – – Orphaned.
• Tired – – Orphaned.
• Deprecated – – idiot, don't talk about mobile friendly and then add tables and other deprecated 1997 HTML bullshit you fucking ignoramus. holy fucking shit zana. i hope one day you fucking drown you fucking imbecile. okay that last part wasn't a part of the copypasta but Toaster said that. the user, not Fish on skates' previous name
• Commas – – Orphaned.
• Opacity – – Orphaned.
• TOCimage – – Dani blanked it... for some reason???
• TOCimage/Alpha – – Dani blanked it... for some reason???
• Flatlist/list – – Orphaned. Was moved because it did have a page linking to it, but then I realized why...
• TAWheader – – Blanked by Dani.
• Rndfrac – – Orphaned.
• TAWlinks – – Orphaned.
• Gcd – – Orphaned.
• Summation – – Orphaned.
• Days Left – – Orphaned.
• TAWnotice – – Blanked by Dani.
• DS – – Orphaned.
• NWO/ – – Orphaned.
• Holiday Victor – – Orphaned.

See also

• Why this was made