Template:PurpleNurples

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness! [[{|]] [[|}]]

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CHUCK NORRIS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY: "This template seemed to be a collection of a now banned user's templates. You can still use it, although it is recommended that you don't. Now SCRAM!" — Chuck Norris

Usage 1: no parameter

With no parameters supplied, it will display super secret purple nurple award.

Example: {{PN}}

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness! [[{|]] [[|}]]

Usage 2: weight (unnamed) parameter

You may use the first parameter to specify advisory.

Award	Code
[[{|Purple Nurples|}]]for outstanding acts of uselessness	{{PurpleNurples|1}}
[[{|]] [[|}]]	{{PurpleNurples|2}}
Commaholism Noun: The unadulterated, unquenchable, undeniable desire, to place an absurdly, obscenely, unbelievably, insanely, incomprehensibly, ridiculous, amount of commas, (and sometimes, adjectives, or occasionally, adverbs), into any, given, written, work. The afflicted, person, is commonly, referred to, as, a Commaholic, usually, a fan, of the word, penultimate. Undictionary:Commaholism {{#lst:Undictionary:Commaholism|Commaholism}}	{{PurpleNurples|3}}
Your inner uterus says thanks!!! For voting Frida Kahlo good enough to be highlighted on the front page... Muchas Gracias, Muchacho! ~ Zana Dark (and your Inner Uterus)	{{PurpleNurples|4}}
From the Desk of Zana Dark :) You voted for me as Writer of the Month  December 2009. Thanks for laughing at my junk, and have a Merry Kwhannukmas! ~ Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|5}}
Better late than never... (and just in time for xmas!) Way back in the day you voted Jesus stole my girlfriend good enough to highlight on the front page!!! Even though it's been a few months, your vote was appreciated! Please accept this velvet painting as my belated gift to you. ~ Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|6}}
You Know, Butter makes everything better!!! Happy New Year! To celebrate, I should write a special memoir or magnum opus, full of hindsight from the past year, demonstrating my growth as a writer. Butt yeah, that doesn't sound like me. Instead, I will continue to write things like I Am the Walrus and Mr. Peanut. That is just how I roll. Thanks for voting the Holiest Substance on the Planet good enough to feature! ~ Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|7}}
Supplies Limited! ACT NOW!!! For just $39.95, you can create your own most memorable vagina flashes with the Lindsay Lohan Exposed Vagina Figurine safe in the privacy of your own home. Hurry and get yours today! (Pie not included) Thanks for voting the Crotch-Flashing Guidebook good enough to feature! ~ Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|8}}
The Walrus = McCartney or Lennon? With epic 'staches like these, who knows? It could have been any one of the Beatles. Thanks for voting I Am the Walrus good enough to feature! ~ Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|9}}
Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?! I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess? Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it! ~Formerly Annoying Crap	{{PurpleNurples|10}}
Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass Award This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that. Awarded on: 5 December 2025	{{PurpleNurples|HMRFRA}}
Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo - You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."	{{PurpleNurples|ZD}}
]][[ Princess Peach's Floating Square Braces Whoah, this template has no borders. Don't worry, Zelda's on it. In the meantime, Emerald the Emperor wanted to give you this award for fixing up all those links. Red, blue, purple, oh my!     Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Links}}
Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing Oh man, that was a rough one last night. Can you believe we finished that entire bottle? I think I got banned on that dumbass website. Meh, losers. Thanks for proof-reading all that crap. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Proof}}
Now That's Brawny! Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of HTML, formatting, templates, and C0D3. (As ugly as it may be sometimes.) Awarded on: AJTA/D Tell Us What You Think Your Opinion Counts Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted. You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted. I think web polls are dumb. What is HTML? There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 20:08, 1 October 2015. poll-id 677211098117C6ED409C4E02E85C51DB	{{PurpleNurples|Code}}
Uh, Nice MS Paint Skillz... You are hereby granted the MS Masterpiece Award for proving you can draw, like, a real penis– AJTA thanks you. Not bad, but next time try to add a reference to either roosters or clowns. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|MSPaint}}
The Golden Monkey Award You are hereby granted the Golden Monkey Award for your outstanding contributions. Thank you for making Uncyclopedia better. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Funny}}
:: WOW :: I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.	{{PurpleNurples|Admin}}
:: the Formatting Genie was here :: Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my templates. Thank you for joining the AJTA team! Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Welcome}}
~ Zana Dark Applauds You ~ Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now... Thank you for helping out with your advanced editing and stuff. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Formatting}}
Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy Congratulations! You've officially graduated... Now go outside and get a tan or something. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Templates}}
Well, go on... I'm intrigued... You started writing an article I'm interested in reading, butt it looks unfinished. Care to elaborate? Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Article}}
Sophia Read Something... It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you. At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (don't get too excited). Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Vanity}}
"Not Now, I'm Naked.." Sorry, the Formatting Genie was too busy to respond to your request at the time. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Busy}}
Nice pen you got there... Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that. Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap! Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Rewrite}}
" Whew! That was a close one... " It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandal. Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Vandalism}}
Sophia has a thing for hot journalism Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction. You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|UnNews}}
The Adoption Graduation Awards within an Award! This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Zana Dark. I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these legacy awards with you. Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|Graduated}}
Great Sophia! You've become quite the editor around here.   Thank you for your contributions! ~Zana Dark Template:User GTN Templating : Cage Fighter Award!  Awarded on: AJTA/D	{{PurpleNurples|CageFighter}}
The FINAL FANTASY Award! You have hereby earned all of the Sophia Awards. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than Completionist and/or Bureaucratship. Awarded on: AJTA/D This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors. Now, You Pay Rent to Them. WARNING: this user is a little floating ass. Now get the fuck out!	{{PurpleNurples|Final}}
Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your mom's Wikipedia...   Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times... ~Zana Dark	{{PurpleNurples|Wicked}}

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