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I'm never short of Minge, like this picture I cut and pasted onto here shows.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Mark, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass jokes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Oscar Wilde"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening,
Mark LeDouché