Uncyclopedia:Legal Department

The Uncyclopedia Legal Department aims to find any and all legalistic faults in articles as well as correct those users who try to evade Uncyclopedia's Holy Law. Unless proven otherwise, these articles and users will be conformant to the Uncyclopedia Statute of Legality, and absens haeres non erit. Moreover, as herein before otherwise stipulated, where discretion are vested in the trustees hereunder, such discretion shall be complete and absolute, and any decision made by them pursuant to such discretionary powers shall not be challengeable by any de facto member or any alter ego other person affected thereby, provided the de jure trustees conform to the main objects of the Department and to the other terms, conditions, and principles of this actus reus Trust Deed.

The Uncyclopedia Legal Department is charged with the maintenance of interwiki peace and security. Its powers include the establishment of peacekeeping operations, the coordination of international huffing regimes, and the authorization for military action. Its powers are exercised in accordance with the Uncyclopedia Charter. This charter is also defined at length within the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Divisions

Uncyclopedia Marshals Service

The Uncyclopedia Marshals Service is the Legal Department's best ally. Its main purpose is to inspect any user who displays a suspicious behavior, such as unexplained removal of big chunks of text or strange additions to articles, so that they can be warned that this isn't a place for vandals. The Marshals Service is leaded by our great admin Bad Motherfucker.

Miniluv

The Ministry of Love (Miniluv) seeks to enforce complete obidience towards Uncyclopedia's Holy Law. Those who are not compliant will be forced to stay in Uncyclopedia's Large Shit Dumpyard, where users will remain locked out of the website, and anyone who tries to cheat the system will be instantly removed by the abuse filter.