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Featured Content Awards [10]
▪ {{FAA}} (links) Featured Article Assistance This person contributed credible material to an article which went on to become one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
▪ {{FA Helper}} (links) Featured Article Assistance Award This user helped edit another person's idea which went on to be a featured article. You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH or take a look at the featured article archive.
▪ {{FAP}} (links) [[File:{{{Image}}}\|53px\|link=File:{{{Image}}}]] Featured Article Image [[:File:{{{Image}}}\|{{{Image}}}]] This user created an image which was shown with the featured article on the front page.
▪ {{FH}} (links) Featured Article: [[{{{Article}}}\|{{{Article}}}]] This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
▪ {{FP}} (links) [[File:{{{Image}}}\|83px\|link=:File:{{{image}}}]] Featured Image: [[:File:{{{Image}}}\|{{{Image}}}]] This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
▪ {{FPI}} (links) [[File:{{{Image}}}\|53px\|link=File:{{{Image}}}]] Featured Image: [[:File:{{{Image}}}\|{{{Image}}}]] This person came up with the idea, but did not posses the proper skills for an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
▪ {{FU}} (links) Featured UnBook: [[{{{UnBook}}}]] This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks.
▪ {{FW}} (links) Featured Article: [[{{{Article}}}]] This person created a Why? article which became one of the Featured Why? Articles on Uncyclopedia's Why?:Main Page.
▪ {{LifetimeAchievement}} (links) Lifetime Achievement Award: [[{{{Article}}}]] This person created an article which spent an extraordinary amount of time on VFH.
▪ {{NFH}} (links) (talk) Not Featured Article: [[{{{Article}}}]] This person created an article which did not become one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

General Awards [42]

▪ {{AOC}} (links) (talk) - Changes when placed in userspace

Award of Confusion!

Apparently this page is damned funny. It is not an inside joke or vanity page, but you pretty much need a PhD to get it. Or so we've been told, most of us seem to prefer humour involving masturbation and/or Jesus. The author may have been masturbating over a picture of Jesus. You can send them to hell by giving them an atomic fisting.

▪ {{Bleedingeyeball}} (links)

Bleeding Eyes Award

This award is endowed for an extreme propensity
to cause ocular hemorrhaging.

–{{{1}}}

▪ {{Blowjob}} (links)

Blowjob Award

This user has ~~paid $50~~ been a good user, and got a blowjob from <insert name here>.

▪ {{Btma}} (links)

You get this thumbs-up because you're better than me!
~Somebody

▪ {{Cake}} (links)

A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!

▪ {{Cassette}} (links)

SIDE______________________________
__________________________________

The Sound of Masterbation

A

Fap Fap

CASSETTE

690

▪ {{Check}} (links)

HOLY COW! A CHECK!

May 20, 1945

Pay to the Order of: [[User:{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]]
Amount: ${{{3}}}

Issuer: [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]

THIS CHECK IS GRANTED BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA

▪ {{CloroxAward}} (links)

The Clorox Award

Clorox pours a gallon of itself on you! Congrats!
Awarded for {{{1}}}

▪ {{Cookie}} (links) (talk)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

▪ {{Cthulhu}} (links)

This user has pleased Cthulhu

{{{1}}}
So now: Surrender your soul!!!

▪ {{Doritos and Dew}} (links)

Somebody has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew!
This is the highest honor you will ever receive.

▪ {{DudeAbides}} (links)

▪ {{Dude Abides}} (links)

▪ {{DUP award}} (links)

{{{1}}} would like to award this depleted uranium penetrator to {{{2}}} for {{{3}}}. Don't use it all at once.

▪ {{Ecaward}} (links)

Thank you for making a few edits!

▪ {{Fishing Award}} (links)

	This award smells fishy.

▪ {{FIYC}} (links) (talk)

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

▪ {{Free Beer}} (links)

Somebody has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.

▪ {{GOOBF}} (links)

RapeShielded
{{{1}}} has awarded you a Get out of Bumrape Free card.
Consider yourself lucky.
Congratulations for earning it.

▪ {{Good Deed}} (links) (talk)

"Good show, chum!"
Keen!-ness Merit For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing their job,
this Uncyclopedian was awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!

▪ {{HalfCookie}} (links)

Somebody has awarded you half of a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

▪ {{HCA}} (links)

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

▪ {{Iron Fist}} (links) (talk)

The Iron Fist Award!
Behold! This user rules Uncyclopedia with an iron fist. The power. The passion.

▪ {{Jamsformer}} (links)

Congratulations!!!

b0n b0ns has awarded you the Purple Jamsformer.!!
101,008 users have been burninated, or have asploded from its sheer awesomeness so be careful. And once again, congratz for being the funniest person on Uncyclopedia, as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by The cabalThe cabal (There is no cabal)

▪ {{Jelly Baby}} (links)

Would you like a Jelly Baby?
Somebody has offered you a Jelly Baby.

▪ {{Jesus Award}} (links)

You have been awarded the Jesus Harold Christ Award by Somebody
(for being the holiest of the holies)

▪ {{King}} (links)

I HEREBY CROWN YOU KING

In great honor of many crusades on this article, dating back to the beginning of time itself, and for willingness to wage war of the most bloody kind, I hereby award [[{{{1}}}]] the crown and kingship of [[{{{2}}}]] on {{{3}}}. Long live the King!

▪ {{Milk}} (links)

Here's Some Milk to go with that Cookie!
[[User:{{{1}}}|Somebody else]] apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.

▪ {{Mediocre}} (links) - UnLegal award

Mediocre Achievement Award

You do stuff here and there. You're very skilled at a lot of different things. You never have to try very hard, and you make it look easy. You have hereby reached the epitome of mediocreness, and exceedingly so. As such, you deserve only the most mediocre of awards. Congratulations! Here you go…

Awarded on: 24 November 2021

▪ {{Ninjastar}} (links)

[[File:{{{1}}}|100px|]]

{{{2}}}

{{{3}}} –{{{4}}}

▪ {{Notsuckaward}} (links)

You have been presented the Eric H. Cartman award for not sucking!

This gives you the special ability to play in traffic.

▪ {{Pie}} (links)

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

▪ {{PN}} (links)

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
[[{|]] [[|}]]

▪ {{PrincessCake}} (links)

For your love of {{{Thing}}}
{{{Name}}} has awarded {{{Reciever}}} a Princess Cake!
Now go play with the Royal Guard.

▪ {{QuarterAward}} (links)

Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for {{{1}}}. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum

▪ {{Respiration}} (links)

Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
{{{1}}}
for your innate ability to breathe.

--Uncyclopedia HowTo

▪ {{S'more}} (links)

CONGRATULATIONS!

{{{1}}} gave you a S'more for your work on {{{2}}}

▪ {{Sophiasatisfaction}} (links) (talk)

Sophia is happy with you

This person has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore deserves approval from a divine potato. --Sophia

▪ {{Super Gay}} (links)

Like Oh My God! It's the Super Gay Award

This award is gayer than the Village People doing the hula to Frankie Goes to Hollywood with Elton John in a sweater vest while Cher watches Ru Paul's Drag Race on VH1.
Keep up the good work!

▪ {{Tea Tax Exempt}} (links)

TEA-TAX EXEMPT

This American user is deemed by a Brit to have a sense of humour and is hereby declared exempt from tea tax obligations with effect from today's date.

▪ {{Urkel heart award}} (links)

	You have won the Urkel Heart! This Uncyclopedian is very smart, annoying, and wears suspenders.

▪ {{USH}} (links)

Congratulations You have won the Unsung Hero Award!

Of course once you earn this award you are no longer "Unsung." Therefore the award is invalid as soon as it's awarded. So enjoy your non-award.

Official Monthly/Annual Awards [23]

▪ {{AdminOTM}} (links)

	Admin of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{ANOTM}} (links)

	Article Narrator of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{AOTM}} (links)

	UnBooks Author of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{BOTM}} (links)

	Benson of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{COTY}} (links)

	Comeback of the Year {{{Year}}}

▪ {{EGAoEitDoM}} (links)

E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

{{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{FPrize}} (links)

	Foolitzer Prize Winner {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{GOTM}} (links) (talk)

	Useless Gobshite of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{GOTY}} (links)

	Useless Gobshite of the Year {{{Year}}}

▪ {{NOTM}} (links)

	Noob of the Moment {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{POTM}} (links)

	Potatochopper of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{POTY}} (links)

	Potatochopper of the Year 2007

▪ {{PwotM}} (links)

Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in {{{2}}}

▪ {{PwotM Userbox}} (links)

Plæwright œf þe Mœnþ {{{1}}}

▪ {{ROTM}} (links)

	Reviewer of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{RUWOT5P5Y}} (links)

	Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, {{{1}}}st Place

▪ {{SOTM}} (links) (talk)

	Sockpuppeteer of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{UOTM}} (links)

	Uncyclopedian of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{UOTY}} (links)

	Uncyclopedian of the Year {{{Year}}}

▪ {{VFS}} (links)

	Sandwich of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}: {{{Sandwich}}}

▪ {{WOTM}} (links)

	Writer of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

▪ {{WOTY}} (links)

Congratulations BENSON, for winning the [Month] [Year] Writer of the Month award!

Thanks for all your wonderful contributions to Uncyclopedia!

Nominated User Awards [20]
▪ {{FFS}} (links) User Nominated for Ban This user has been nominated for banning —you can vote for them to be banned or nominate your least-favourite users at FFS.
▪ {{Invited}} (links) You have been invited to be an administrator. Acceptance is mandatory. Resistance is futile. “I was invited to be an administrator, and all I got was this lousy template! ” This message has been Bob Barker-approved.
▪ {{VoteANOTM}} (links) Nominated Article Narrator of the Month This user has been nominated for Article Narrator of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favorite narrator at Uncyclopedia:Article Narrator of the Month.
▪ {{VoteAOTM}} (links) Nominated Author of the Month This user has been nominated for UnBooks Author of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at UnBooks:Author of the Month.
▪ {{VoteCOTY}} (links) Nominated Comeback of the Year This user has been nominated for Comeback of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Comeback of the Year.
▪ {{VoteEGA}} (links) Nominated for the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation This user has been nominated for the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation.
▪ {{VoteFPrize}} (links) Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize This user has been nominated for the Foolitzer Prize—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize.
▪ {{VoteGOTM}} (links) Nominated Useless Gobshite of the Month This user has been nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month.
▪ {{VoteGOTY}} (links) Nominated Useless Gobshite of the Year This user has been nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year.
▪ {{VoteNOM}} (links) Nominated Nominator of the Month This user has been nominated for Nominator of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite nominator at Uncyclopedia:Nomination of the Month.
▪ {{VoteNOTM}} (links) Nominated Noob of the Moment This user has been nominated for Noob of the Moment — you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment.
▪ {{VotePOTM}} (links) Nominated Potatochopper of the Month This user has been nominated for Potatochopper of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Potatochopper of the month.
▪ {{VotePOTY}} (links) Nominated Potatochopper of the Year This user has been nominated for Potatochopper of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year.
▪ {{VotePWOTM}} (links) Nominated Playwright of the Month This user has been nominated for UnScripts Playwright of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at UnScripts:Playwright of the Month.
▪ {{VoteRotM}} (links) Nominated Reviewer of the Month This user has been nominated for Reviewer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate any helpful reviewers at Reviewer of the Month.
▪ {{VoteSOTM}} (links) Nominated Sockpuppeteer of the Month This user has been nominated for Sockpuppeteer of the Month —you can nominate or vote for your favourite puppet masters at Uncyclopedia:Sockpuppeteer of the Month.
▪ {{VoteUOTM}} (links) Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.
▪ {{VoteUOTY}} (links) Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Year This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year.
▪ {{VoteWOTM}} (links) Nominated Writer of the Month This user has been nominated for Writer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month.
▪ {{VoteWOTY}} (links) Nominated Writer of the Year This user has been nominated for Writer of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.

ORDER OF UNCYCLOPEDIA [14]

▪ {{CUN}} (links)

Commander of the Order

▪ {{DUN}} (links)

Dame Commander of the Order

▪ {{GUN}} (links)

Grand Cross of the Order

▪ {{HMRFRA}} (links)

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

▪ {{KUN}} (links)

Knight Commander of the Order

▪ {{MCN}} (links)

Master Commander of the Order

▪ {{MOOU}} (links) (talk) - Changes based on rank

Member

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia.
They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

▪ {{MUN}} (links)

Member of the Order

▪ {{MUNSTS}} (links)

Member of the Thriceing

▪ {{OUN}} (links)

Officer of the Order

▪ {{OUN ret}} (links)

Retired Officer of the Order

▪ {{Proper name}} (links) (talk)

[[User:{{{1}}}|{{{2}}} {{{1}}}]] {{{3}}}

▪ {{Purplespleen}} (links)

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

▪ {{User order}} (links) - Changes based on rank

This user is a member of the Order of Uncyclopedia.

Specialty Awards [19]

▪ {{Alien Burninator}} (links) (talk) - QVFD Dilligence

Alien Burninator!
This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence in warding off an Alien Invasion

▪ {{Artisan}} (links) (talk) - Templating

Uncyclopedia Artisan

This user is skilled in the arts of Imaging (the art of manipulating and uploading images), and/or Userboxening (the art of making and formatting userboxes). Either way, they have earned a big shiny award! Also, they also earn the ~~coveted~~ lesser-known title of Uncyclopedia Artisan.

▪ {{Awardaward}} (links) - Giving out awards

I award you an award award!

[[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] awards you the award award for giving them an award!

▪ {{Burninator}} (links) (talk) - Deletion

The Burninator!
Award templates is hereby awarded for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.

▪ {{Deletion Award}} (links) - Mega Deletion

Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

▪ {{DNR}} (links) - Inactivity and/or Unresponsiveness

Do Not Resuscitate

Congratulations! You have hereby received the Do Not Resuscitate Award for extreme inactivity and noticeable unresponsiveness. We can't say that we blame you. Hey, we've been pretty busy too. Always afk, movin' and shakin' – you probably just have a lot of balls in the air. Well so long Grandma, and thanks for all the fish.

Awarded on: 24 November 2021

▪ {{Greasy Mechanic Award}} (links) (talk) - Conservation Week

This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

▪ {{IJE}} (links) - In-Joke Extermination

In-Joke Exterminator
Goodbye Chuck. We loved you, Oscar. So long, Steve. Nice knowing you, Kanye.
This user's purifying flame has cleared {{{1}}} pages of in-jokes.

▪ {{ImageFufiller}} (links) (talk) - Requested Images

Image Request Fufiller

This template is to prove that {{{1}}} has personally invaded Image Request, and has artfully and/or skillfully completed numerous demands of talentless would-be potatochoppers.

Radical X himself is probably either proud, jealous, or stunned at how {{{1}}} somehow managed to win this. If the latter is true, blame {{{2}}} for giving this to {{{1}}}.

▪ {{LastEdit}} (links) - Last Edit of the Day

YAY!

You, {{{1}}}, Got the Last Edit of the Day on {{{2}}}!
{{{3}}}

▪ {{Legal/A}} (links) - UnLegal Award

~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece: ( ²_|^¢ )

Thank you for your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia. Congratulations!

Awarded on: 24 November 2021

▪ {{McCarthy}} (links) - Continuity

	The Joseph McCarthy Award of Continuity

▪ {{NightyNight}} (links) - Nocturnal Vigilance

"Stop! Vandal!" Nocturnal Vigilance Badge

While the Admins were busy entertaining Monsignor Sandman, or sawing logs at work, this user did a spot on job of damage control, all without the use of an Admin Rifle, Gun, or Turbo Slingshot. We appreciate your efforts, and hereby bestow upon you the Most Honourable Title of: Uncyclopedia Nightwatch Expert

▪ {{Playerfrustator}} (links) (talk) - UnGames

Player Frustrator

This user has made some good games, or has done something good with games. Most likely, though, the game was just way too difficult, and that's why they win the title of... PLAYER FRUSTRATOR.

▪ {{QUAKKinator}} (links) - Quote Removal

QUAKKinator Award

This user is hereby cited for tirelessness, bravery, and astuteness in the removal of not-especially-funny top-quotes. Respect this person.

Bestowed by the Unquotable Automatic Kwote Killer

▪ {{Reqaward}} (links) (talk) - Requested Articles

This user created (article name here), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

▪ {{Squeegeewarrior}} (links) (talk) - Article Cleanup

Squeegee Warrior

This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles.

▪ {{Supergrass}} (links) (talk) - Ban Patrol/QVFD

Supergrass

This ~~Stool Pigeon~~ User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

▪ {{Thx4vote}} (links) (talk) - Voting thank you

THIS USER VOTES WISELY
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
{{{1}}} — {{{2}}}

Specialty Pee Review Awards [7]

▪ {{Chrome Crapper}} (links) - 100 Pee Reviews

Chrome Crapper

You are a great piss master! For your achievement of over 100 in-depth pee reviews, we bestow upon you this lavish and shiny chrome-plated crapper. Keep the streams flowing!

▪ {{Golden Shower Award}} (links) (talk) - Pee Review

Rejoice, Award templates! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

▪ {{Gold Urinal}} (links) (talk) - 25 Pee Reviews

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

▪ {{Diamond Dumper}} (links) - 75 Pee Reviews

Diamond Dumper

Excellent! Your commitment to PEEING is nearly boundless, going beyond 75 in-depth pee reviews. You provide such vast quantities of piss that you need something special to contain it. So we gladly provide you with this beautiful bathroom bling - keep pissing!

▪ {{Outstanding Outhouse}} (links) (talk) - 200 Pee Reviews

Outstanding Outhouse

You are truly the master of pee! For completing over 200 in-depth pee reviews, you are given the ultimate in piss-holding technology, this super latrine! Keep up the fine work!

▪ {{Platinum Pisser}} (links) - 50 Pee Reviews

Platinum Pisser

Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.

▪ {{Rusty bucket}} (links) - Review Thanks

HUZZAH!