Adoption - Easy as 1, 2, π

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
bG.jpg
HEYYOUIseeYoueye.gif
Templating

Welcome to Uncyclopedia!

This ain't your daddy's WikiLogo.pngikipedia ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME… ~Zana Dark 
Scribble.gif

What Does This Mean???

I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on this dumb ass website, because I am the undeniable voice of reason. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)

File:Noob offensive.jpg
I am constantly creating an army of Uncyclopedian cage fighters.

JOIN THE CAUSE[edit]

Add the following templates to your userpage:

{{Adoptee|Zana Dark}} is the official template for the adoption program.


And add any one of these other templates to be 'Zanafied':

{{User ZD}} is for all mah n00bs.

Piratez.jpg
I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
Piratez.jpg
File:Zana Dark.jpg
Occasionally I make cameos on the show South Park.


{{User ZD|R}} floats to the right.

I am making more templates all the time. I can even help you make your own. All you have to do is ask.

Wall of Shame[edit]

Signatures I've Helped Create:


Custom User Templates:

Housepills.jpg
This user is addicted to House MD
Housepills.jpg


ZOMG ROFLCOPTER BBQ WTF?!?![edit]

( . )( . )

Please register for an account, it's FREE!!!

If you would like some help editing, check out my Adoption Program and send me a message.

Stupid, Ugly Templates
That Nobody Cares About!!!
[edit]

GOD, I know...

       .------..                           _------__--___.__.
    /            \_                      /            `  `    \
  /                \                    |.                     \
 /                   \                  \                       |
/    .--._    .---.   |                  \                      |
|  /      -__-     \   |                   ~-/--`-`-`-\         |
| |                 |  |                    |          \        |
 ||                  ||                    |            |       |
 ||     ,_   _.      ||   Hey Beavis       |            |       |
 ||      e   e       || let's learn PERL    |   _--    |       |
  ||     _  |_      ||                     _| =-.    |.-.    |
 @|     (o\_/o)     |@                      o|/o/       _.   |
   |     _____     |         Yea,yea!       /  ~          \ |
    \ ( /uuuuu\ ) /        Then we can    (/___@)  ___~    |
     \  `====='  /       make TEMPLATES!!    |_===~~~.`    |
      \  -___-  /                         _______.--~     |
       |       |            //            \________       |
       /-_____-\       .  _//_                     \      |
     /           \     \\/////                   __/-___-- -__
   /               \    \   /                   /            __\
  /__|  AC / DC  |__\   / /                     -| Metallica|| |
  | ||           |\ \  / /                      ||          || |
  | ||           | \ \/ /                       ||          || |
     | 0         |  \__/                       / |          / /

Hello![edit]

You remind me of me a long ass time ago, so I suggest you read this thoroughly...

To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on, I dunno, stuff. You could create this in your userspace as User:Zana Dark/Stuff so you can edit it at your leisure.

& Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

 –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Welcome Templates[edit]

File:RedundRedund.jpg
I am glad you like it here I am glad you like it here.

Again, Welcome![edit]

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm here to welcome you again.

 {{Account}}
 {{Preview}}
 {{Wicked}}
 {{Oh Dear}}
You're funny!  Please register for an account.

Become a part of the Uncyclopedia community and let us get to know you better. Not to mention, IT'S FREE!


Wikilogo.png
Welcome to Uncyclopedia!
This ain't your mom's Wikipedia…  Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.  ~Zana Dark

Just the tip[edit]

Use it!

Hey, when editing an article, it's best to use the preview button before saving, and only use save when you're happy with how it looks. Using preview means you can see what your article looks like without making lots of small individual edits, which fill up Special:Recentchanges, making it more difficult to find vandalism. Using the preview button helps make the world a better place, so if you could use it in the future, we appreciate it. Spank you, and have a nice day!


Welcome link template »
Official Welcome Templates
 {{Account}}  (links)
You're funny!  Please register for an account.

Become a part of the Uncyclopedia community and let us get to know you better. Not to mention, IT'S FREE!


 {{IPjoin}}  (links) (talk)
^  Occasionally. Maybe.

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY[1]

To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon!

 {{Oh Dear}}  (links) (talk)

Oh Dear...[edit]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Zana Dark, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

 {{Welcomeback}}  (links)

Re-Welcome![edit]

Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for re-joining Uncyclopedia! Before re-editing further, please re-take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to re-find out more about Uncyclopedia or re-need more help with something, re-check out the following pages:

Please re-sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or re-use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically re-reproduce your name and the date.

If you re-need help, feel free to re-ask me on my talk page, re-post on our community forum, re-join our Discord, or re-message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can re-bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply re-leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to re-join. I hope you re-enjoy re-editing here and re-being an Uncyclopedian! 

 {{Welcome}}  (links) (talk)

Welcome![edit]

Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!