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I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on this dumb ass website, because I am the undeniable voice of reason. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)
 I am constantly creating an army of Uncyclopedian cage fighters.
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Since Zana Dark has been banned from Uncyclopedia, this user may not adopt any other users. Please see UN:AAN for other Uncyclopedians willing to adopt you! -- Cassandra (talk)
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Hello!
You remind me of me a long ass time ago, so I suggest you read this thoroughly...
To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on, I dunno, stuff. You could create this in your userspace as User:Zana Dark/stuff so you can edit it at your leisure.
& Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~
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Again, Welcome!Hello, Zana Dark! I'm here to welcome you again. •{{AAN}}
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Preview!Hello there. When editing an article, it's best to use the preview button before saving, and only use save when you're happy with how it looks. Using preview means you can see what your article looks like without making lots of small individual edits, which fill up Special:Recentchanges, making it more difficult to find vandalism. Using the preview button helps make the world a better place, so if you could use it in the future, we'll all be better off for it. Have a nice day! |
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Welcome!
Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!
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Welcome!
Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
- Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
- Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do - if you don't know what to do
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!
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Welcome!
Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
- Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
- Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do - if you don't know what to do
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!
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Welcome!
Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
- Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
- Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do - if you don't know what to do
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!
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Welcome!
Hello, Zana Dark, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
- Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
- Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do - if you don't know what to do
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!
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Hello, Zana Dark, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
Here are a few good links for noobs:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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