User:Paizuri

User:Paizuri

Son of a bitch

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?

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	Frat Bro of the Month May 2010

	Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2010

Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Nintendo

This person was a principal contributor to the March 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

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Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Tim Burton

This person was a principal contributor to the July 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 15 years, 4 months and 18 days.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

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This user has over 8000 edits.

8000+

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain they are uncertain

Articles that the history will tell you are mine

(BOLD = Featured)

Written from scratch

• Folsom, California
• Yaoi Fangirl
• Gaza War
• HowTo:Piss off a Foreigner (Featured HowTo)
• Tim Burton (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured July 10, 2010)
• Chicken (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured September 29, 2010)

Rewrites

• Orgasm (island) (Certified Good)
• Nintendo (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured April 19, 2010)
• Ku Klux Klan Homepage
• Al-Gebra
• Princess Peach
• Foreplay (VFG pending)

UnNewses

• UnNews:King Tut had a small penis
• UnNews:Jediist accuses local store of discrimination
• UnNews:Obama Passes Healthcare Reform Bill; End of World Imminent
• UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions

Not a survey

Do you like my userpage?

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Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!)

It's better than sex!

Meh.

No. Just kidding! But really.

IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

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Do you think I'm a good writer?

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Yes.

Reading your articles is better than sex!

Meh.

I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

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Where do I live?

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Um...Europe?

Some continent

Meh.

The moon. Obviously.

YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

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Do you like me?

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I wuv u!

Only if you give me a cookie.

Meh.

Uh...sure.

UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

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I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general?

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They're smelly and can't spick English.

Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country.

Meh.

Tacos!

I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

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YOUR SIGNATURE HERE

BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS DAMMIT

1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
2. 1  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
3.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  13:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
4. You have friends? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 17:11 (UTC)
5. Because your mum told me to. --Matfen 18:32, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
6. What do signature have to do with friends exactly?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:45, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
7. You buy the pizza next time. I'll pull out my fancy signature. ~   15:30 17 10
8. Can I be your friend? --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:29, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
9. Boobs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 20 December 2010
10. You got a friend! DJ Mixerr 07:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
11. Because your mom is really really horny. ---I have a talking zombie 13:06, March 26, 2011 (UTC)