User:Matfen

Iz high.

Articles I Wrote

• Christian Bale - Featured
• The Al Pacino Academy of Shouting
• Michael Biehn
• Alec Baldwin - Featured
  
• Rwanda
• Kyle MacLachlan - Featured
• Obi-Wan Kenobi - Featured
• Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
• Keanu Reeves - Featured
• The Fast and the Furious (film series) - Featured
• The Government Guide to Killing Yourself
• Ali G
• Uncyclopedia:Drama
• Chris Rock - Featured
• American Psycho
• Tim Burton - Featured (with my brothers down at Upsilon Sigma Sigma)
• Tony Stark
• That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
• Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important - The Article Whisperer (2010), Grand Prize Winner
• John Connor - Featured, The Article Whisperer (2010), Grand Prize Winner

UnMovie Reviews I Wrote

• UnMovie Review:The Fighter (2010)

UnScripts I Wrote

• UnScripts:You Don't Know Me, Motherfucker
• UnScripts:Kanye West at the MTV Movie Awards
• UnScripts:2 Rapid 2 Ragey - Perpetually under construction.
• UnScripts:Lost (TV Series)

UnNews I Wrote (because I couldn't be bothered to put the effort into a real article)

• UnNews:Paul Kagame is re-elected President of Rwanda

Articles I Rewrote, (assuming no-one who liked the senseless bullshit before, reverts it.)

• Leonidas
• Xbox 360
• South Park

See Awards

Reviewer of the Month May 2010

Writer of the Month June 2010

Frat Bro of the Month June 2010

Grand Cross of the Order

Featured Article: Christian Bale This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Alec Baldwin This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: The Fast and the Furious (film series) This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Keanu Reeves This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Chris Rock This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Obi-Wan Kenobi This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Kyle MacLachlan This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: John Connor This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

	Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of The Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important in the {{{2}}} category.

	Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of The Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: John Connor in the {{{2}}} category.