That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation

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He kind of looked like this, only more psycho... and American.

Dude, that fucking guy was pissed. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

working on the set of Terminator Salvation, doing my Director of Photography thing with the light fixtures and cameras, right? Like, badass Terminator shit.

and this fucking Christian Bale[edit]

bursts off the set, spit all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew, he makes a Baleline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit]

sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ear-ache and a severe lack of self esteem.

No, seriously. He nearly killed me, professionally.

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