User:Happymonkey39

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“YOU DARE BRING...you, TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!”

~ Me on impersonating Ganon on what is supposed to be light but now is you on his lair on zelda on crack on koridia on a poorly made game

Awesome-Face
Scientific classification
Kingdom	Interwebz
Phylum	Memenaus
Class	Meme
Order	Awsomuaese Meme
Family	Awsomeuse Faces
Genus	Awesome-Face

Spartan Kick
Scientific classification
Kingdom	SPARTA
Phylum	Memenaus
Class	Meme
Order	Leonidas Kill
Family	Leonidas Kick
Genus	Spartan Kick

Shoop Da Whoop
Scientific classification
Kingdom	Interwebz
Phylum	Memenaus
Class	Meme
Order	IMA FIRING MAH LAZAR
Family	IMA CHARGING MAH LAZAR
Genus	Shoop Dah Whoop

Hey there people, my real name is Ryan and i am a sexy beast super sexy beast, and i like overuse these slash thingys.

I like to make my own pages as well as edit and add on to...improve make others epicer. Epicer, that's right, it is a word...sorta.

I am also an expert on Memes, they are what makes the internet go round, and boy are there a lot of them. If you have a question on a meme, feel free to ask me, cause i know a good verity of em.

Anyways here are the pages that i have started, sorted by date...without the actual dates, I'm too lazy.

--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:46, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

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Lengend

WIP = Work In Progress

slashed = Cancled

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First Week of page making:

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• HowTo:Catch a grue
• 100 Worst Moments to Think of Breasts
• 100 Worst Moments to get a Boner
• Streaking
• Weegee This was made by me and TheBagle my neighbor in real life. Nevermind, this has page has been soiled.
• Jonas Sisters
• 100 Worst Laws...well this one sort of died.

Second Week:

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• The Meaning of this Article
• HowTo:Go Skydiving Without a Parachute

Third-or-so Week:

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• ADD
• Worst 100 Things to do Without Hands

...fourth is it? Week

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• Your Life - Got tied up with other stuff, may try again some other time.
• Just Shank 'em!
• The Truth - WIP

Lost-count-of-the-week....week

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• Justin Bieber - WIP

Years Later on My return to this Glorious Site

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• Girls on the Internet (This one took some hard work)

Things I've Mocked then Pissed on

Bold are in-depth.

Italic are pending in-depth.

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• You
• UnBooks:Time Magazine (Dec 20, 2012)
• Pikachu -err...not really, read the article, and take a guess on how i reviewed it :P
• UnBooks: That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south
• Anti-Emo Pill
• HowTo:Destroy the World
• UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day
• User:Feengah/Middle Finger - This was not considered an "article worthy of pee review", of course i was told this after i freaking pissed on it!
• User:PeregrineFalcon999/new article draft
• Good Old Days
• Criticism of Uncyclopedia
• Police Box

Future Plans:

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For all the following....DIBS! Hahaha i said it first i win!

• Awesome Face

• Spartan Kick

• Shoop-Da-Whoop

• Howto: Hide your Boner

• ??? (no literally that's the name of it)

• UnNews: Researchers confirm the reason the Man is screaming in "the srceam"

• UnNews: Politicians, Doctors, Lawyers, Mayors, Gay People, Straight People, Curvy People and even Pointy People are all confused on why this title is unnecessarily long yet the article is unbelievably short.

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This user wants you out of his lair, or else you will die

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