User:Alden Loveshade

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Statement on Alden Loveshade

In March 2019, Uncyclopedia administration became aware of an extremely elaborate and ongoing scheme developed by Alden Loveshade, both on and off Uncyclopedia. Following thorough investigation, and with extensive consultation between members of the admin team, the decision was made to permanently ban Alden from all Uncyclopedia properties and eliminate all contributions which violated our guidelines. Over the last 13 years, Alden has operated numerous sockpuppet accounts posting disturbing material on both English-language Uncyclopedias, although this was unknown to site administration until the full scope of his actions came to light. For years prior to his edits on Uncyclopedia, Loveshade posted graphic and obscene material on many other locations, including his personal labyrinth of websites.

The Uncyclopedia community, its admin team, and its owners completely disavow the actions of Alden Loveshade and have permanently removed him from Uncyclopedia. For more information, please see this entry in Flammable's Office. If you are concerned about an action taken by this individual on Uncyclopedia, or have information which may lead to the discovery of additional sockpuppets, please contact an admin.



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