User:Alden Loveshade

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UPDATED 2019 March: I'm just a guy who used to be honorable Uncyclopedia editor until I suddenly discovered some people pay for this stuff. But my Yahoo gig is over, and My Mommy said she needed me, so here I am. Yes, I'm a cheap slut. But then you knew that.

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“I don't think the writers work as hard as they used to, and I think they may lack experience because I don't think the writing is as good as it used to be.”

~ John Cleese on Uncyclopedia

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King Alden Loveshade, by proclamation of Sannse most noble ruler of the Internet King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 

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The time of judgement is coming!
This user has volunteered to be a judge of the First Pee Buddy competition. Sucker!

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Received as Nominator of the Month for February 2010

Knight Commander of the Order

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2010

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month December 2009

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month November 2009

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment September 2009

(Archery written with Syndrome)

(supervised the great IC team)

(supervised the great IC team)

Yes, some of these are redundant with the above. And your point is?

(Bruce Wayne was Batman but we changed him.)

(Actually, I did virtually nothing on this article except oversee some small IC stuff and write a Pee Review.)

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Remember though, you're getting the next round.

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Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
The Chamberpot of Excellence
Alden Loveshade
For your helpful review, you have been given the
Skinfan13 Rusty Bucket Award
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Now go play in traffic.

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Now go play in traffic.

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IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

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"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "
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9 years, 6 months and 17 days.

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Articles I done created[edit]

(Listed in order of creation)

Imperial Colonization Articles I done helped write[edit]

Imperial Colonization Articles I done headed the writing thereof[edit]

Articles I done plan to rewrite while no one's looking[edit]

Pee Reviews I done did[edit]

My Pee Reviews‎

Also see My Pee Review Table (which you're welcome to rip off, especial as it's a rip off of the original)

Proofreading I done did[edit]

See My Proofreads (like you'd really care).

Images I done created[edit]

My Images

Current signature (minus date stamp)[edit]

King Alden Loveshade, by proclamation of Sannse most noble ruler of the Internet King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 

Also see My signature collection

Not my current signature but I think it's cool[edit]

Why_blink.gif Something I ripped off from some wanker

Miscellaneous numbers[edit]