User:Alden Loveshade

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Statement on Alden Loveshade

This user is bad, take advantage of other user. Banned forever. Please to see UN:OFFICE for more info and other similar bad.

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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