User:Alden Loveshade
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 | Notice to sysops: Alden Loveshade has been banned because of an offense of a sexual nature (e.g. sexual harassment, non-consensual distribution of intimate media (revenge porn), grooming, child sexual abuse material (CSAM), pedophilia, lolicon/shotacon, zoophilia/bestiality, etc.). Uncyclopedia exercises a zero-tolerance, retroactively applicable policy on offenses of a sexual nature. If a sysop unbans Alden Loveshade without thorough consensus from other sysops, they will immediately have their administrative privileges revoked and be subjected to a ban of at least one week. |
Statement on Alden Loveshade
This user is bad, take advantage of other user. Banned forever. Please to see UN:OFFICE for more info and other similar bad.
All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
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Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Alden Loveshade Sockpuppet?