User:Paizuri

User:Paizuri

Son of a bitch

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?

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	Frat Bro of the Month May 2010

	Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2010

Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Nintendo

This person was a principal contributor to the March 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

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Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Tim Burton

This person was a principal contributor to the July 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 15 years,  1 month and 20 days.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

8000+

This user has over 8000 edits.

8000+

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain they are uncertain

Articles that the history will tell you are mine

(BOLD = Featured)

Written from scratch

• Folsom, California
• Yaoi Fangirl
• Gaza War
• HowTo:Piss off a Foreigner (Featured HowTo)
• Tim Burton (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured July 10, 2010)
• Chicken (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured September 29, 2010)

Rewrites

• Orgasm (island) (Certified Good)
• Nintendo (with Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Featured April 19, 2010)
• Ku Klux Klan Homepage
• Al-Gebra
• Princess Peach
• Foreplay (VFG pending)

UnNewses

• UnNews:King Tut had a small penis
• UnNews:Jediist accuses local store of discrimination
• UnNews:Obama Passes Healthcare Reform Bill; End of World Imminent
• UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions

Not a survey

Do you like my userpage?

You voted for "Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!) " on 16 September 2023 at 21:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!)

4

It's better than sex!

0

Meh.

1

No. Just kidding! But really.

0

IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH

3

I want to revoke my vote

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 41ACF356907A0889483481B76B5BB73C

Do you think I'm a good writer?

You voted for "I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS" on 30 May 2024 at 01:16. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yes.

2

Reading your articles is better than sex!

0

Meh.

1

I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS

5

I want to revoke my vote

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 486262FFA677B31476C933BB698F8F43

Where do I live?

You voted for "YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT" on 30 May 2024 at 01:16. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Um...Europe?

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Some continent

1

Meh.

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The moon. Obviously.

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YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT

7

I want to revoke my vote

There were 10 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 0BD9C734D241B29E984B756DE70B4365

Do you like me?

You voted for "UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

I wuv u!

1

Only if you give me a cookie.

1

Meh.

0

Uh...sure.

1

UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!

7

I want to revoke my vote

There were 10 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 5087DA22FA2CCF22896FE38BA1109071

I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general?

You voted for "I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER" on 16 September 2023 at 21:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

They're smelly and can't spick English.

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Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country.

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Meh.

0

Tacos!

4

I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER

7

I want to revoke my vote

There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id DEFD94D88516CEF016FE8A95D13D6C8B

YOUR SIGNATURE HERE

BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS DAMMIT

1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
2. 1  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
3.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  13:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
4. You have friends? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 17:11 (UTC)
5. Because your mum told me to. --Matfen 18:32, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
6. What do signature have to do with friends exactly?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:45, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
7. You buy the pizza next time. I'll pull out my fancy signature. ~   15:30 17 10
8. Can I be your friend? --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:29, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
9. Boobs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 20 December 2010
10. You got a friend! DJ Mixerr 07:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
11. Because your mom is really really horny. ---I have a talking zombie 13:06, March 26, 2011 (UTC)