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From: User:Happytimes/Zzz/2009Q4-4of8

Hey man you've been busy![edit]

I had a look at the stuff you've written. Do you intend to use the legal templates for it at some point? I mean, it looks a bit heavy now with the red text and all that, and would probably make a better impression with Zana's stuff - at least would look more like a legal document. Of course you do what you like but I think a long red text is really hard to read. Which boils down to: people will read it more if it's in black, blue, or grey. I wasn't paying attention - only the headers are red. Looks OK, very important to the reader when they're red. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:42, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, about that, the bottom stuff was just to look all leagally although I think it worked out pretty well for now... I'll probably put it on a sub-page later on when I can devote more than equal time to this project. I haven't EVEN gotten my user pages where I want them yet, lot's of work there! Anypath, I'll add the template soon, as soon as I figure out the flow of the page. Once we officially launch UnLegal I'll add a "legal" jump link to my main page template as well.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06:57, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Another thing: you filed a complaint and I opened the case - but I have an accusation of my own! How do you plead? Here: Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Happytimes vs Multiliteralist. My idea now is that we work this thing up into something resembling a court case and in the end, use templates where needed to make it look legal. Also, don't forget to add your own affidavit about the legal fees going over the top. After that we can wing it, adding §:s and whatnots, basically also write a law or statute or whatever on signatures and legal fees both. And link that as a reference to the case. And cash in on that of course. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:32, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah here's what I think we'll do: first file our affidavits (I did mine already) and you file yours. I then respond to your accusation, and you respond to mine - all as affidavits. Then we continue countering each others' accusations until it looks like a totally ridiculous mess, you know: "Yeah but he had no call to use my sig!" vs "He gets paid such a large fee so of course I used his sig!" -- we can use legalese or plain language, whichever looks funny. Then write up a transcript of the actual court session in the end, in one of our userspaces, and publish the whole as a case. Should be quite good. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:38, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe if you used more flowery and businesslike language in your affidavits and I went the other way? Which do you like - I can do either, just let me know. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wow! You type fast....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06:47, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
You too. Occurred to me - let's leave the sigs out of the affidavits - will look more legal. OK? I'll do some other stuff now - add the fee accusation again as another affidavit if you like. Then the Dept. will strike it later and gives "reasons undisclosed" as a reason. Everyone gets the joke and if they don't, we'll file a fucking complaint. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:51, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah looks far better without sig. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:53, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
"file a fucking complaint" - lol, yes!
Yes, better without the official/normal sig but the time stamp is good! (Even if we fake it when we don't log on for a few days.) Looks like we need to make up official unlegal sigs now: "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil" or some such. Possibly even: "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil/Defender" "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil/Prosecutor" "/Judge" "/Witness" "/Pimp" "/Guilty Party" etc.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
...and in the end, when the transcript is ready, we'll move it to the Case page where the affidavits now are, and make another page for the affidavits. Doesn't need to be in any way like real life cases are, as long as it looks somehow bureaucratic. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Hey! the case I filled was about you making more money than me (plus a rather clever comment in the summary I might add)!
But I see your point, lets go ahead and bring the argument around to money ~ you're now loosing revenue because I've diluted your name brand or some such. Now the royalty checks are less because of music/video type pirating by me. Intellectual property rights.... Ah, the ideas are endless. Plus love. Love will set me free. lol.
Money terms can be in bits, half pence, wooden nickles, ABC Gum, etc.
And of course you are right about the templates and formatting and such! This will be fun.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
As for the flowery and businesslike language, I really don't care. I mostly just write on the fly.
By the way, I have no legal background _at all_ so I pretty much have to fake it all the way through. That red & black on my legal page; sporked & re-edited. But I think I can wing it pretty well. I'll probably end up learning Latin and tax lingo along the way.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:20, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah but really the red header/black text scheme looks good in a document where the reader should be scared of someone trying to steal from him. Maybe we should use Zana's template scheme where we are trying to rob them. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Also, how do I add a link to lead to a specific header in an article? Will be useful later when we have laws and §:s and need to link to them from other documents. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:16, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
The best way is to jump to it from the Table Of Contents from a page. When you jump from the TOC copy the last bit of the link after your ... Once you've done that a couple of times you will see how easy it's done. (And if you're ambitious, do on the fly.)
If you look at my posts in Zana's talk page ((Newb Antagonist), etc.) you can see how they are linked there as well. ((The only problem with this method is if someone changes the text of a heading, or if someone takes part of the page and archives it (like on Zana's tp) then you have to go back & re-edit the link to make it work. (As I've done on Zana's tp.))  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:25, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Testing, works. OK, I suspected something like that. We'll just have to trust nobody changes the law without permission from the Dept. If they do, it's suing time again. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you need to add a cross-complaint about my sig on the Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints as well.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:11, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
You lost me - quickest if you add it in my name. Hey what's the new page doing on QVFD? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:33, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
OK, check this out Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints & update what I wrote for you.
QVFD, huh? I don't see it, link please.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:49, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, & now it's gone... ~~ Hums theme song to Jeopardy ~~ and now it's back talk?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09:02, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Or back here maybe? I am so confuseded.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Also, maybe we could start scripting the actual court session transcript. Whom could we ask to act as judge and jury? Makes more goodies if there's one more I think. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:34, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I agree, the more the better.
I have no idea who to ask.... We may want to see about scheduling a "court date" anyway as I have to go to bed to go to work tomorrow and probably won't be back in force until this weekend.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:37, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Arite - I'll ask someone and meanwhile set up the session template and what else I can come up with. Nice to see you enjoy the idea like I do. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:39, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah this is great fun, cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:49, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
For some reason the case is back on QFVD again - don't do anything, I have a backup of it in my userspace, I will recreate it if someone throws it away now. Might be some glitch somewhere but it's easier to go the other way than mix everyone into it. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:11, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Well it's not there now and... wait a minute... (<-- go left some)

Unnecessary header to facilitate editing - wait it isn't unnecessary then[edit]


... So. Well it's not there now. Sad I am.(By the way I never requested it to go to QVFD or QFVD or anything.)
Put up a link where you have it now so I can edits its toos pleases. Thank.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05:15, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia_Legal_Department/Case:Happytimes_vs_Multiliteralist restored. I now have nothing to say but you could perhaps accuse me of moving the page and editing it in secret? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:29, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
On the other hand - we can always make that into a new case if nobody else complains. Let's let Zana judge and jury us now, I think? I think a good idea is to construct the court session somewheres before putting it on the case page, since proper mogrifeid legalese seems to get better with more sessions. Also, around the session itself there might occur some spots for unnecessary extra decoration like "The session was conducted according to (blah blah blah §8) and then, if in the mood for it, actually create said (blah blah blah §8) somewhere to be linked. OK - I'll make the construction page User:Multiliteralist/Multi_vs_Happy1.-- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:13, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good to me. -- I wrote some stuff on the page but it's mostly just some notes at this point, when I have more time I'll unhide it & post it. (Please don't respond until I unhide it fo sho')... Let me know where the construction page is.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:11, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

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Do it for my sexy new sig. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:09, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

I'm too busy arguing "with idiots on the internet"... if it helps, I'm winning?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 02:14 (UTC)
IT TAKES 5 voted to get me dare you. Oh (Btw) Im going out of town for a few days, after that i wont be on much till midish September. So I'll see you around Daddy'O. And if you don't archive this damn thing by the time i get back i will have to kill you. Sorry. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:41, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Lol! (BTW on the vote to ban page one of them is {{username}}... noob.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
P.s. contest first, then archive.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC) 03:48, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Aww, this page don't need archiving. It's ruttin' fine the way it is! ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:57 (UTC)
I noticed the Username thing after i wrote the comment. JUST ARCHIVE IT --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:42, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Don't forget...[edit] make your last pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:59, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

ok.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:27 (UTC)

Avast me hearties![edit]

Colony Potato.jpg
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)


It's Thursday. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100902 - 22:23 (UTC)

Yes it is! (And still several hours left.) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)
*taps impatiently* ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:16 (UTC)
He's right, he has a few hours live. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:44, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Not by my clock, he doesn't... nor by this... wait... aaaagh! The review! I said I'd review something yesterday! *flees* ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:46 (UTC)
Thursday ends when I go to bed. Not before.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 03:35 (UTC)
You've never gone to bed before in your entire life? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:21 (UTC)
Are you hitting on me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Well, you are kind of cute... ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:38 (UTC)
Flattery will get you everywhere!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)
What about everything? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:57 (UTC)
Don't worry, condoms are mandatory; "no glove no love."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
Are they clean condoms? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 05:31 (UTC)
EW! *yuck* Of course they are!!! Finest dipping latex you'll ever find.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:36 (UTC)
Oh, okay... I was mildly concerned about some of the things I had heard. You know? ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 13:48 (UTC)
Yeah I know what you mean-- those are the kind of things that are mildly uncomfortable at first, but you begin to crave them over time.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 02:26 (UTC)
Actually, I was referring to... er, on second thought, nevermind. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 02:37 (UTC)
Got room for a third? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 19:30, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
You can be the second. I need to take the cat in. ~ Pointy.png (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:37 (UTC)


I'm not much for colonizations: I rather come up with my own ideas, rarely having anything to add to anyone else's. If it's about legal dept - yes, it's like you said, it rusted since nobody was very interested. Like many other things on Uncyc, good and bad alike. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:21, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your comments and nomination. I'm becoming an Uncyclopedia Addict.

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)


I hope this message works. Being a n00b, I tried to write to you yesterday and it somehow posted to someone else instead. Anyway, thank you for your comments and especially for the n00b nomination. Uncyclopedia is my new addiction! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bighead (talk • contribs)

I'm glad you like it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)

Starting Lineup[edit]

You've got to go to Yahoo! and adjust your starting lineup, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:28, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

I wish I had known that before we started, it cost me 6 whole points.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)


Hi. The full skull picture on War Images was there to make a statement. As a teeny weeny image it has no impact. I'm crying in my beer, throwing up on my shoe, and taking home the fat chick in despair of your edit. Barkeep, line 'em up. Aleister 21:00 19 9

Yeah about that, I'd prefer to see it with a 100% width myself... if I knew how to do that. (It was, like 140% or something.) Tag, you're it! !!!
It looks real good now, better than before. Nice! But I'm sober now and still stuck with the fat chick. Maybe her and I can play a round of kick-the-skull. Aleister 23:15 19 9
I bet she cooks gooder than you. M,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m food.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 23:25 (UTC)
I make a mean peanut butter and spam sandwich, micro popcorn for the second course, and will top it off with a Cup O'Soup on a tray with a rose. That should get her in the mood. Aleister 23:30 19 9
How could she resist? Don't forget ice cream sandwiches for desert.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Sep 2010 ~ 00:02 (UTC)

Talk page[edit]

I will take your advice and try to add cute and cuddly additions to my talk page, cats that explode and stuff. Maybe lights that blink on and off everytime someone tries to edit. I haven't wandered by Dinosaur talk page lately, but will be glad to assist on whatever comes crawling out of the mud. Have you seen the Chicken nom on VFH? Frat goodies. I'm going out soon, things still walk the streets around here and I have to catch a few! Aleister 1:48 25 9

Boom! he he
I haven't been 'round VFH in awhiles- will check it out (& vote). Dinosaur should be fun.
Street hookers or orphans? Probably neither knowing you. Beer wombats maybe? Cheers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)
Orphaned street hookers. They are the most damaged and try to take it out on their customers, who ask for more and whimper under their abusive whip. Beer wombats are good too. Yay, it looks like Chicken will cluck its way to the front page, looking for corn and worms, fifty billion chickens thank you. And by taking over colonization you have done a service to Uncy that no amount of money, power, or fame can repay. Well, how about a Submarine coupon? Let me know what Dinosaur is chomping on, More soon, Aleister 10:22 26 9

User:Happytimes/Simple English Uncyclopedia[edit]

  • Hello. A few moments after you see this message I will be moving your article Simple English Uncyclopedia into your userspace. This is because, I believe, you are entering it in The Article Whisperer competition and, as such an entry, it must be placed in your userspace to protect it from editing by the community at large. Also, you may want to archive your talkpage. It is very long. Cheers, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:11, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh ho! Thanks!!! This is what I get for not reading the rules & such I suppose. (Archiving takes place after the end of the month.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)
Don't worry. I didn't read the rules either. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:21, September 28, 2010 (UTC)


Joe Strummer thanks you for registering and wishes you luck in your endeavors.

Hey there Happytimes, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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As per your request for someone to welcome you again.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:44, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Dammit, Striker, you're undermining my pitiful attempt to get him to archive his talkpage. >.< ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:08 (UTC)
Better?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:32, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure. Maybe. We'll see where this goes, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:38 (UTC)
Gosh it's good to feel welcomed!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:29 (UTC)
No. It really isn't. *hits happytimes over the head with a frying pan* Not one bit. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 00:41 (UTC)
ouch Happytimes.gif
Exactly. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 02:50 (UTC)
No! You don't "welcome" someone with a frying pan for F's sake!!! *walks away rubbing head*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)
But if you need a welcome, how would you know, eh? *sigh* Poor dear, the large fellow didn't startle you, did it? Awww, it's okay, it's okay... *pets frying pan* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 03:29 (UTC)


quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:33, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. (It was funny!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)

You say you're happy to help noobs...[edit]

Will you help me? I'm having trouble figuring out how to make a template. How does one make a template?

Also, flurdley hornk nich! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 00:22 (UTC)

Nevermind, I figured it out. Mediawiki sure didn't make it easy to find, but... eh. Bloody parser functions. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 01:11 (UTC)
This makes me sad (like as sad sad clown) because making templates is what I find fun... (I've based a whole cult around it.). What was it you were trying to do anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Oct 2010 ~ 03:44 (UTC)
I wanted it to be able to do different things based on the inputs. And now it does! *loopy grin* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 13:27 (UTC)
Explain.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:14 (UTC)
You know, {{template|option}}... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 01:41 (UTC)
Ah yes, the template option war of flurdley hornk nich! I know it well.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 02:37 (UTC)
Really? How's it go? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:49 (UTC)
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug because this seemed as good a place as any to see if this template works. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.
Awesome. And you're also just so huggable... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:25 (UTC)


Thank you Happytimes, for contributing to my annual dance party! Here's your template:

Dancing pickle.gif This user contributed to Dancing Dude's annual dance party! Party on!!

Do with this what you want. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif

Thank you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

You're very welcome! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif

What awards have you gotten?[edit]

I'm wondering if you'd make a good potential target. I mean, it's all for the sake of honest inquiry. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:05 (UTC)

He just got this one:
For writing Uncyclopedia's third Holy Rule
from Aleister 2:24 8 10
(Wow! thanks!)
Target huh? Didn't you read my extensive awards page which ostensibly says, "I should really set this up someday." ?
I do have quite a few awards. Most of them were given to me by other people (but a few I gave meself). I'm gonna have to set this up now... work work work. (Soonish?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 02:38 (UTC)
Well, hurry up, already! And I rather expect this person has done more than just one very helpful thing... this is, after all, Happytimes. Very useful chap. Rather pitiful awards page, though, as I did check. Of course I checked. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:44 (UTC)

Well, this award is for something very special, and it can't be given lightly. Maybe an admin has to second the motion, but I think this holds up. I've been studying it and its use for awhile, in anticipation of plopping it on your page, and it's actually overdue. And it makes you a KUN too!! Aleister 2:48 8 10

He wasn't already a KUN? o___O
Well, if that's the case, my plans definitely have some basis on which to proceeTalkd. *nods and wanders off* But how soon? Oh, questions, questions... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:57 (UTC)
KUN? This may impact my signature? Heavens to Betsy!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)
Well, if you let it. But you would be Sir Happytimes now, now wouldn't you? Proper Knight of the Order! And stuff. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)


You know a lot of the useful things I think I do don't have awards. Which makes me think I should make awards and then award them. (Or something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)


Oh crap... updating my awards page means archiving my talk page... ....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)
DO IT! I could do it for you. You wouldn't like that one bit... Also, there may not be awards, but there are some ranks that could go on there, too. But you will still make, them, no? I hope you will. Because other people would benefit as well, and maybe we could award you an award for awards... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)
Um, this? ( Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:38 (UTC))
Newcookie.gif Awarder has awarded you a cookie!
For awarding others deserving of needing an award award.
I was thinking something fancier. I'll come up with something. It will be amazing. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:42 (UTC)
I'm sure it will! (I could come up with something amazing too ya know. Lately I've been sticking to userboxes though... need to create a page for that too I suppose.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
Probably... but it'd be just too ironic if you made your own 'makes awards' award. Too ironic. So how many userboxes have you made, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:54 (UTC)
At least a dozen or so? I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)
You have them listed anywhere? I wanna see. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:36 (UTC)
(Please see above where it states: "I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!")  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)
What, you still haven't? Whyever not? Hurry up, already. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:45 (UTC)
I have a life you know. (Seriously, no joking, I do.)
So after archiving (which you need to do BTW), & awarding, & userboxing I'll get to userboxing... wait, I'm 2/3rd there already?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
You do? Neat. I have a pile of stuff I should really be doing right now, which... oh, right, I was downloading some... holy crap, Uncyclopedia's big... er, I told my computer to download Uncyclopedia. Which isn't really the point. What was I doing?
Wait, what? Me? Why me? Now you've lost me. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:40 (UTC)
That makes two all of us.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:46 (UTC)
In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)
"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)

I need some reviewers and advice for my article.[edit]

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. Thank you, DJ Mixerr 18:07, October 9, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Er, yes?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
= this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)

Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace[edit]

Duuuuude, seriously, how fucking stoned where you when you wrote that shit up about "Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace"! That's some real deep shit! You are in the ether man! 23:06, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Duuuuude, seriously, I was not stoned-- Crazy how my mind works huh? I'm glad you liked it; or were at least indifferent enough to not not comment on it.
I kinda thought of it somewhat like a performance art project. (Next time I think I'll add art.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)

Who rules? We do![edit]

In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)

"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)
Ah, you changed the title of the article...
which then made it more in-line with standard rules and procedures found here at Uncyclopeida... thusly you (inadvertently?) implemented a rule (ironically). You must be punished? I'll get the puns ready!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:24 (UTC)
My brain hurts. But okay. What? Ow... This place actually does have rules? Do the surprises never cease? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:25 (UTC)
Yes this place does have rules. Keep violating them and you'll be swimming with the fshes!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)
Keep... I can't even get banned properly; I'm so bad at this! *flails* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:52 (UTC)
Yeah I said keep. What of it violater?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:54 (UTC)
What do I violate? I need something to violate. Seriously, something... major.
Think putting a giant L on the mainpage would get me banned? I need to do something... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:00 (UTC)
I know of only one major thing you could violate, but it would get us banned AND make us both internet sensations overnight. (I won't do it again though, it ruined my chance for the presidency last time I was naked in public like that.)
Putting an L on the main page would probably work, but it would be lame and I would loose respect for you. You are more of a clever monkey than that... i expect great things form you.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)
Eh, we already know I'm uncreative, and I'm much too lazy to do anything taking effort... I can't even be bothered to blank pages. I tried. I couldn't do it. Too much effort. *emits aura of worthlessness*
What major thing? I'd not like I'd be bothered, anyway. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:09 (UTC)
You know, that one major thing. Do you like travel? ....
You are not uncreative! Lazy yes maybe, but uncreative no. Why do you want to get banned anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:15 (UTC)
I dunno. And... er... because? Like... all the shinies... they're... *passes out* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:20 (UTC)
*Softly* Shhh, shh, shhh....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:28 (UTC)

This Imperial Colonisation thing...[edit]

So... I was wandering aimlessly and came across this thing. This thing, see, that... well, anyway, apparently I joined IC while drunk the other day, and moving past the obvious why the hell did you let me; you must have noticed my at-present mental state, I guess I'll just go along with it and jump into asking you to explain the thing to me. Like... how does it work? What do I do? What's going on? I'm a total noob, see. Utterly clueless. Reading the stuff there just confused me, and it clearly ain't following normal procedure, anyhow. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 18:51 (UTC)

Oh... I realized you were wandering aimlessly and had come across UN:IC and joined while drunk the other day. I thought "the obvious why the hell did you let me;" reason was quite evident-- this is how all our members join. (Your at-present mental state fits along nicely with those who are also of the IC frame of mind.)
How it works is like this/what you do is:
  1. You find an article which is so crappy (but you like the title) that VFD is too good for it.
  2. You nominate (& possibly vote) for it (for a rewrite).
  3. 20 years hard labor.
See, noob, now you're not so utterly clueless. Reading the stuff here is just as confused you, and its clearly ain'ts followings normal procedures, anyhows?
Easy huh? Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)
My brain hurts. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 12:03 (UTC)
That's the scurvy kickin' in. Eat some oranges for goodness sake!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 23:49 (UTC)
*bonks Happytimes over the head with a giant mug of tea and wanders off, muttering*
In all seriousness, though, do IC articles get planned out before being written? And I mean actually planned, not just agreeing on concept and direction... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 23:53 (UTC)


The 20 years hard labor part used to include planning before I took over, but apathy killed the radio star.
Actually now that I think about it, no, they didn't (not completely). Why? wrote up a conceptual agreement & then just mercilessly beat things out of the article that didn't fit within the collective concept until it was done.
I guess I should have written the concept down and stuck to it this time.
(I've been thinking of reverting my own contributions for intelligent dinos on the page--- it doesn't fit methinks.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:03 (UTC)
Can I beat the article with a large spoon, then? Can I? And after you lot have to chase me out, I can say I helped by not making things any worse after you chased me out! *beams* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:13 (UTC)
A couple good things to know, when editing it may be best to edit sections and not the whole thing at once, that way not too many edit conflicts. And be kind to my good stuff, be kind, neighbor as thyself and all that, be kind. Now, dinosaurs is a great page to play on, I'm amazed that we aren't all going to town on it and then put a couple people in a position to go over the article and heal it. Then we have an article with two pee reviews which none of us have actually worked on in a long time, Science Fiction, maybe you can take a look at that one. Ideas. Be kind. Aleister 00:23 15 10
p.s. You know what. That Science Fiction is pretty great as is, it really is. A flickin masterpiece. The pee reviews pointed out stuff that was nit-picky. L, can you go in and spellcheck it, and see if there are obvious or oblivious things wrong. It seems fine to me, although there are always things to do. What do you two think (and lurkers think?)?
I think that as now is the perfect time not to put an article into pee review I'm glad this has already gots one. We'll check it out.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:36 (UTC)

Yeah. I think the pee was just one point of view and we could fix minor points but not an entire rewrite as it hints. It's a good page, and in-depth in many areas. I'll look at it too. And please please please a hundred times please archive your talk page. Took me many minutes to get it loaded, and I cried several times, made food, ate it, and came back and finally. Please???? Aleister 00:47 15 10

Eh, I'll give it a prodding later. After I finish this review and do my coursework and do my other coursework and get this database to cooperate, dammit and write a bloody article for a change and play a videogame for once this month and take care of my plants and clean up the house and get some paid hours of work in and paint something for crying out loud and find my pen for my tablet and do the laundry and... er... I think I'll go bake cookies, actually. o_O But yeah, I'll give it a look. Between us we should be able to resolve whatever nitpicks. Probably.
Actually, it took me awhile to figure this out, but I think his talkpage is archived. Just... badly. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:53 (UTC)
Well, sci fi is pretty bad in parts, and good in others. I'll pick at it too. Lyrithya, sounds like you need to log off here for half a day or so and get back into the sunshine. But maybe not, it's good to have you around but that's just selfish. Enjoy the paint and plants too. And sleep, precious sleep. Ahhhhhhhh. Aleister 1:05 15 10
Sometimes I waste my time with stuff like this: Mail Order Lobster. This is why my talk pages is so badly archived. *sob*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 01:10 (UTC)

A week?[edit]

You're going away too? Sob indeed. What would you like me to help vedit. Dino, Mail Order Lobster, Maniac's talk page, A Wizart Did It?, please give me my marching orders before you go (and maybe vote for every page on VFH, the thing is falling like an tree in the wind, vlotes, it craves vlotes). Are you on vacation? Have fun! Aleister 1:30 15 10

Glarble. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:01 (UTC)
Oh, I'm mainly not touching Mail Order Lobster for a while so have at it. We'll see about the rest.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 02:57 (UTC)
Would it be wrong for me to touch that, since it was kind of my fault? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:59 (UTC)
It's of the age of consent, so... go ahead.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 03:00 (UTC)
OoooOOOOooo. *scuttles off* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 03:06 (UTC)

Science fiction questions...[edit]

Have you any idea what's going on in the second paragraph of the introduction? I have no idea what it's saying, something about grammatical ambiguity or nonsensicality or some such. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:24 (UTC)

Er, yes? Sort of.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)
So what's it saying? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:31 (UTC)
It's saying (poorly) that sci-fi includes time travel themes, and that these themes are an escape from our lives through imagination.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)
Oh... that's all? Urgh... making this thing amazerful is looking harder by the day... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 03:22 (UTC)
Yep.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 05:22 (UTC)
That's it! I'm going to beat the entire article into a decent shape! I shall! *hefts frying pan* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 05:49 (UTC)

News about TAW[edit]

I haven't heard from either of the two judges so I'm trying to get a consensus from the last participants on what to do. I see three options.

  1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
  2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
  3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience. :) MadMax 08:28, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

No problem at all! As long as you finish before Thanksgiving then I can lord the final results over my cousin Billy, who's never won anything at all. Take your time. :)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

Thanks, but[edit]

Yeah... the freak who left a message on Powerpoint Teacher is nothing to do with me; they thought my name was Josh, it isn't. A random edit to another of my articles occured today which I assume is the same person but, they don't know me so... I'm confused. Anyway thanks for tidying up 'cos I wouldn't have noticed otherwise........ thehallway 15:54, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome. I don't think they even knew you-- they edited a few pages around the site. Unless the IP address was the same on both of your articles it would be difficult to determine if it was the same person who vandalized both. It looks like you won the vandal lottery this week.
Anyway good stuff you got going there. I did some followup edits to PPT, but feel free to change ANY if you don't like them. I look forward to what you've got for us next as well. Keep up the good work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)


  edits calls for a self congratulatory edit on my talk page. Huzzah for me!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

Was it your 4700th? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:19 (UTC)
It would have been had I hit the submit button when I got here... but you know how I meander.
Still a valid point of fact though.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:23 (UTC)
I don'T know. How do you meander? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:20 (UTC)
It's a combination of wandering & shuffling; mostly.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:26 (UTC)
But how do you, specifically, do it? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:31 (UTC)
With swagger.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
What else? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:50 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created R. Kelly, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter[edit]


Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010

grrr... defense[edit]

It has come to my attention that certain members are suffering death beams....
*whips out uber beam cannon shield and sets it up in the corner* *sets up additional defenses as well*

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  23 Oct 2010 ~ 18:14 (UTC)


??? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Xo0o0ox (talk • contribs)

He was welcoming you. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Yay!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:13, 23 October 2010

I'm really pissed.[edit]

OK, it's been 3 weeks now and still no one has reviewed my ATX article. Happytimes, please do something. I really really don't want my article to be deleted again. Thanks, DJ Mixerr 21:32, October 23, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig .

Free hug[edit]

As thanks for voting for that article. You know the one. The one I'm not linking. Just to annoy you. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:00 (UTC)

Zounds!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  28 Oct 2010 ~ 03:04 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 05:08 (UTC)


I've offered you a trade in fantasy football. I'm willing to negotiate if you don't like what I've proposed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'll give it a look see.... Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 Nov 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
Alrighty. Feel free to make a counter-offer if you'd rather receive something else instead (though I should mention that I do want Boldin). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:57, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
So, to sound stupid, how do I look? how do I do this thing you've asked of me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Nov 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)


Those guys up there are trying to take some good players. You should take their best guys, break the legs of their other guys, and then steal their cheerleaders! Hi, it looks like only you and I have colonized Dinosaur, so it has a way to go yet. I moved the pic back to the right, unless you really love the left (people here seem to like their pics on the right, biased bastards), and did some edits to the lead, including putting that last couple paragraphs in its own section because some of the information is repeated from the opening paragraphs. Sound okay? Maybe I can put in some quality time this weekend on the page, I have to focus on it to do what it deserves. You know, I actually feel privilaged to be working on this, because like all kids, I loved Dinosaurs as a youngster and am so happy that birds are dinosaurs and I get to see them every day. Watching their actions makes me picture how the olden days big dinos moved and acted towards each other. Wait, damn, how about that big moving gif of the pigeon??? That may be a great addition on Dinosaur. I'm glad I was rambling! Are you happy with the page so far? Enjoy! Aleister 21:09 5 11

Yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Nov 2010 ~ 23:53 (UTC)

Your talkpage is still long as hell[edit]

Not nearly as long as my penis though. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:28, 8 November 2010 (UTC)

Oh please. Mine is longer. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:52, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

So's mine. Oh, wait... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:22 (UTC)

Another Trade[edit]

Hey, I know you haven't been around in a while, but I've sent you another trade, seeing as one of your two starting RBs is out for the year and all.

Also, change your starting lineup! You've got a handful of good players (Dez Bryant, cough cough) that could really help you out (and, by extension, me out) if only you'd play them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:27, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization[edit]

Hey, I've been waiting to be aproved to Imperial Colonization for a while. Aleister and Lyrithya said you were running Imperial Colonization right now and to ask you. Please aprove me. Please? For me? --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:47, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Where are you?[edit]

Hello? Helllooo?? Hello! (send out the dogs) Aleister 1:19 1 12

P.s. We need to shape up Dinosaur. And Magic Man wants on. If you don't show up by this time tomorrow I'll take the yoke of Colonization leadership for this one page upon my shoulders until you do show up. (dogs let out a call, but it turns out to be a raccoon.

Grueslayer talk page[edit]

What is with these cryptic messages on the Grueslayer talk page? Me and a couple of close friends are working to get the game operational again, so don't even THINK about deleting or modifying it. Okay? It's being worked on. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 15:21, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Participation Template[edit]

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)


Why did you have to leave me daddy...


...even though i kind of left first... and im still not really "back" yet... just visiting... like in monopoly...

BUT IF YOU DONT SAY HI SOON I WILL GET YOU! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 12:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

My dad left first. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:43, 15 January 2011


Happymonkeywinter2011.jpg ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Science fiction IC Credit[edit]

This is posted on the user pages for PuppyOnTheRadio, who was head of IC during this colonization and thus has the actual say, and for Happytimes and Why do I need to provide this? because they respectively preceded and followed Puppy. I think that means Why? fed Puppy while Happy cleaned up after him.

I don't think anyone's the head of IC right now, and technically whoever was the head while SF was being rewritten should decide who gets 1/2 feature credit for the article. Note that it was decided that not everyone who added a line or two would get this, but that everyone who made a legitimate contribution to the article, however small, would get IC credit on the Big Board. Personally, I think IC members who did a lot of work on this after it was moved to mainspace deserve a lot of credit (Pee Reviews by both HELPME and Why? didn't find it at all ready before then).

In addition to the obvious (writing a lot of good stuff on the article), don't forget the following: creating a detailed concept and outline for a previously-featured article gave someone a well-deserved 1/2 feature credit even though that person technically did little actual writing on the article. I would mention that doing a Pee Review and setting up a gallery for an article are part of the work too, but I won't. (Seriously, in my opinion these would not qualify for 1/2 feature credit but could add to what a person who did significantly more than that when figuring if they deserved feature credit).

Also there's that featured article thanks for voting thing I'm really not all that enthused about but it does seem to be tradition here. Puppy I think should have first shot at it, but if he doesn't want to do and no one else does, Why? could. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 02:40, March 2, 2011 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#IMadeThisOnTheComputer King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:17, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Not Happytimes[edit]

Some people miss you. :-( I would if I were still here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:12, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:30, 16 March 2011
Moar leik Sadtimes amirite? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:24, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
Sad indeed.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:37 (UTC)

Seeing as no one will respond to me[edit]

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:56, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Dinosaurs aren't extinct any more--featured![edit]

(supervised the great IC team)

For this you get 1/2 Feature Credit. Woo Hoo! User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig11 20:55, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Uh im a noob so idk if Happytalk is reading this[edit]

yeah i need help as i am new to uncyclopedia! can u adopt me? for reals, kk bye now – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ladygagamonster (talk • contribs)

Tree project and such[edit]

Currently, it's a huge mess. Like.. when comparing to your copies, and my tree's history, there's been a reoccurring trend of misspellings causing adoptive kids to migrate accidentally from parent to parent (which does occasionally occur on uncyc, but that's another topic). Right now, it's me, and to some degree Zana Dark who've been at least remotely aware of what the hell we're up to, but we need to tidy things up, remind Sonje to get back to the family tree logo thingymahoo stuff, and if you're interested, you could get a trowel, and see if you like sorting out the tree, too... However, due to my more "high core" computer equipment being located in Seattle, and me in Yurop, the tree editing will have to wait on my end. But this doesn't prevent anyone from trying to create a better project page or such. If you volunteer. You will get cake. Honest! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:47, 11 May

Something tells me Happytimes isn't going to be the one to do that... but who knows, he might come back. Meantime, what we need is a template for this, or something, but hell if I know how that'd work... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:27, 12 May 2011
There's the project page at UN:TREE, so and it has a talk page. I used to be the go-to noob for templates at one point, when I still had a pile of userboxes on my user page. I still wonder where it was I saw the fake main page look on a user page, which is where those would look fine... Drop me a link on my talk page, if you bump into the code I was going to steal... ^_^
Oh Lyr, the toothache seceded. Apparently I'm done teething, and the wisdom tooth is neatly aligned with the neighbours. So things are fine for now. I knew it'd give up bugging me. I've got a recent-ish 3D MRI-scan of my head, after all, and the wisdom teeth in it are aligned with the rest of them, hence my hesitancy to go see a dentist right away... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:10, 13 May


YAY PARTY --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:38, 16 August 2011

Nope. Not dead. Just time traveling. (Backwards this time.) Unfortunately I missed the window to complete last years football season (ah football, I remember that game BEFORE the giant sloth monsters!) but I still feel honored to have taken part.
P.S. Who the hell did you used to be? I don't have time for research and stuff... The flux capacitor is almost full of halogen.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:44 (UTC)
I used to be Maniac mcpee, that guy that did that vanity page attacking ChiefjusticeDS. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:49, 16 August 2011
Can you be moar specific? Ha ha ha.
Seriously though, I'll be back in about a month (casually). It seems me dropping in brought a tear of nostalgia to my eye, and a dollop of gladness to my heart.
Tanks full! Zoiks and away!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
I really became a full time Uncyclopedian in January 2011 (although I joined late August 2010). I also seem to know your pals Aleister and Magic man. They're my friends now. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:00, 16 August 2011
Happy times...remember the happy monkey competition? Ill probably be doing a 24 hour version at the beginning of September. Try to be around! !!! !!! --ShabiDOO 21:59, August 16, 2011 (UTC)
Leave me a note and I'll try to jump right in.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
WHAT! How could you hold the contest without me?!?! However, I am honourd that I have left now 2 marks on uncyclopedia. One being 100 worst moments to get a boner... It has seem to taken a bit of fame. and my competition is now becoming an annual thing! Oh that's awesome! Well Happytimes. I may or may not come back and visit sooner or later. If you wish to speak to your son... which you havent called in a year... Post on my talk page! --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master
You've left your mark on THREE things here... my heart, *Sniff* man I miss all you guys!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:14 (UTC)

TAW 2011[edit]

Hey Happytimes. I'm getting this year's contest together and thought I'd check in with former participants to get some feedback on a few changes I've made.

  1. I reorganized UN:REQ this month, basing it on Wikipedia's version, because the page has been very slow to upload for users with slower computers (myself included). Do you think its easier to use now?
  2. I've limited the categories from five to three (UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages). This will limit the number of judges and, in theory, encourage more participants.
  3. I've added several optional categories. Judges won't be needed since the prize is awarded to editors for completing the "challenge". Do you think its worth adding these extra categories?

I don't know what your plans are for the fall but it'd be cool to see a few "returning champions" come back for this year's competition (if only as judges). MadMax 23:26, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

1) Very clean-looking and with the sub-sections 'ported in I can see how it would load a great deal quicker than before. (I'd put the "This list is made by people...." back at the top & move the Wikipedia box to the top section.)
2) Sound reasoning. (The kind of sound that drives french teachers crazy!) More participants are a great thing.
3) Yes I do! However, you may want to have some sort of judging to insure writers adhere to a minimum standard.
I'd love to take part but I don't know if I'd have the time right now. (The Delorean's in the shop.) Cheers,  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:42 (UTC)

Remember when?[edit]

We used to be more than just friends? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:17, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

You were prettier back then. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:37, 4 December 2011
Now we're all old and wrinkly. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:53, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
The wrinkles are a real time saver when storing leftovers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:10 (UTC)
Even better than refrigerators. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:30, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
Even better than tupperware in your cake hole.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
Even better than indenting twice. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:19, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

Tripped face first into a bar[edit]

Hello Sailor. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)[edit]


CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:04, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess[edit]

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:12, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess[edit]

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:16, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Miss you terribly.[edit]

Oik. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:23, 16 March 2012

About time you showed. Nominally Humane! 07:58 25 Mar
Yep. Spring-time is definitely the best time to start going without pants!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:38 (UTC)
Side note: you need to shave. Nominally Humane! 08:47 25 Mar
I will when it warms up a bit. I promise.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:48 (UTC)
Good to see you around again. Nominally Humane! 08:50 26 Mar
I miss him more! And I say that in the most non - homosexual way I possibly can. Happytimes, times are not so happy when you are not with happymonkey. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master

Hey Happytimes[edit]

Im thinking of a number between seven and fourteen thousand six hundred and ninety-four point eight seven one two two seven nine five four. Guess what it is!!! --ShabiDOO 05:09, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I have been going over this for months and months now and my final calculations (which have consumed over thirty thousand cocktail napkins for base calculations) have led me to believe it is, in fact, seven.
I should always just go with my gut instinct... saves time.
Anyway now that I've got that answer right I'll be back to working on the time machine and get those women elected president in 2004 & 2008 again. Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Nov 2012 ~ 09:52 (UTC)