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Archives Bitch!

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As Always, Whoring Is illegal ENCOURAGED Here. YAY WHORING!!!

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I rape you bitch[edit]

I rape your talk page like a dog, backwards and howling. This rape is one you will remember for years, even though many have raped before and many will rape in the future. Lay down, I'm ready again bro. Mike Tyson fuck this date crap


The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:23, 5 December 2010

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:11, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

I dub thee[edit]

Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:CheddarBBQ/fetus

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:27, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:22, 16 December 2010

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon[edit]

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:22, Dec 18

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:51, 23 December 2010

Your 2nd place template[edit]

Tough luck Tuesday night, for both your imaginary and real teams. Second place isn't too bad, though (just ask Jim Kelly). Here's your template:

'The 2010 Donovan McNabb Big Game Choke Award'

This user advanced all the way to the big game.

With everything on the line, however, he/she came up short.

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:13, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Perfect. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:11,31December,2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:36, 30 December 2010



I don't know if I'm actually supposed to give this to you... But you tied me mate. Good job I guess... --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:39, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

This is actually the 6th I've won. I should keep track of these. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:19,2January,2011

Adopt A Noob[edit]

Oh hi. I'm CrazyChopper, a Noob who needs adopting. I've been on for roughly 5 minutes at the time of writing. I've just come out of reading the Beginner's Guide and HTBFANJS. I don't know where to start.



P.S. If you don't want me, feel free to abandon me. P.P.S. Try rolling over the links to see the true meaning. Exusse me i am a noob who needs adopting teach me in the ways of funny if you dont wana help me then i shall burn down your house and plauge you forever--Charizardman10 22:46, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, now what?[edit]

Thanks for the compliment Master, what should I do now?

P.S. I'm good at writing crappy funny stories.

Well, you read the basic stuff, right? Then, you can start writing. A basic overview of the stuff you'll find here:
  • VFH is where the good articles are nominated and voted on for featuring on the front page.
  • Pee Review: Pee review is basically having your article reviewed by other Uncyclopedians. After you write an article, put it into Pee Review, and when someone reviews it, take their advice to improve the article. Your articles need to be reviewed at least once before you nom them for VFH, and they can be reviewed as many times as you (or the reviewers) want. You can also review as much as you want, which is helpful to other writers. Just make sure the reviews or in-depth, or else people will get annoyed rather than helped.
  • I don't know if you can 'shop, but if you can, photoshopping creates funny pictures for articles, which in many cases help articles. If you have articles in need of funny pictures, you can request them from good photoshoppers.
  • You can write your own articles, based on your own original ideas. You can also re-write articles that are already written, but only if they're crap.
If there's any other questions you have, just ask me. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:23,4January,2011

First HowTo![edit]

Master, I have started my first article. HowTo:Nail a glass to a wall

Need to know how to put in images, need to extend it. But anyway, please look at it and tell me how it could be made worse better.


Well, it looks like you got the image uploaded alright. If you want to expand it, I'd make it more than two steps. Having Everything Else as a step kind of defeats the point. When a HowTo is done off of something simple, then you want to stretch it out and make it seem very complicated in most cases. Also, I'm not a big fan of the HAMMAR thing. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:25,4January,2011

Thanks CheddarBBQ, can you help extend it, or give me some tips on how to make nailing a glass to a wall seem like a complicated and drawn-out Conservative speech?

Nearly done.

Cool, I noticed your changes, and it's looking better. I also noticed that you put it up on Pee Review, which is always a good idea. Just make sure to really use their advice. And don't get too frustrated if yours isn't reviewed right away. It tends to get backed up sometimes. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 21:01,5January,2011

Edited even further. Check it out.

I already did. It's improving, but it may still have a while to go. I also checked out the Pee Review you got. Don't be too discouraged by a low score. My first article didn't get a great score either. Listen to what Lydon said though, he made some really good points. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:19,6January,2011

So, what should I remove and what should I add to my article?

P.S. Am I your adopted noob, or am I mistaken?

Yes, I suppose at this point you are adopted. I assume you filled out the proper paperwork, because I'm too lazy to.
"(Not like the other part was considered 'easy')": I don't think that line is necessary.
I would expand part 3, as that seems kind of thin. The stuff section could be expanded by explaining the process of obtaining the stuff.
And I always appreciate a reference to Jenny. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:15,7January,2011

Gonna make a new article, I want it to be really original. I'll also try out for the Poo Lit Surprise if you think it's good enough. Any ideas, Master?

Actually, screw that. I just saw that my article on nailing a glass to a wall got featured. Well, looks like I'm on the right track, then!

Note that HowTo Featuring is different than front page featuring. Congrats nonetheless. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:10,11January,2011

Thinking of making a new article, any ideas?

Not really, sorry. If I had had any new ideas I probably would have used them already. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 15:01,15January,2011

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:56, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:15, Jan 13 2011 UTC



Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

It's about damn time.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011


I figured I might as well make a new section, cause the other one was getting kinda large.

Should I enter the PLS with an UnBook, a mainspace article or a Why (No HowTo, I think the one about the glass is enough)


P.S. I looked at the competition in Best Noob Article. I think I have a pretty decent chance judging by the length and quality of the other 2.

Yeah, usually as a noob, you want to enter in the Noob category, seeing as it'll be your only chance to enter there. SOme people can really stretch and write two articles in two categories, though I wouldn't recommend it unless you're sure you can get them both done well. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 16:35,23January,2011

So, what should I write, an UnBook, a mainy or a Why?

Well, if it's a noob article, it can be whichever you want. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 16:50,23January,2011

Pick a subject: a HowTo on exploding in a grand fashion, or an UnBook on the many benefits of having a Grue eat you?

Out of those, gotta go with the howto. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 18:02,23January,2011

Sorry, can't enter. Been really, really, really really busy.

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:42, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:34, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:16, 17 February 2011

So, Newspapers...[edit]

I've noticed that you've been writing for the York Daily Record, which is pretty cool. Since the start of this semester, I've been writing for The Spectrum, which is the University at Buffalo's (where I go to college) student newspaper. It's kinda cool that we're both writing for newspapers. Or something. Yeah... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:29, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that is, like, cool, or, ya know, cool-like. Ya know? But yeah, I've been writing for the paper since about June. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 00:44,22February,2011
Sweet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:01, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

I'm back![edit]

I'ma back Cheddah Bee Bee Queue!

Exam Season is now over, so I'm gonna be back on here.


Cool. Good to see your swift returned has commenced. And all that. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 20:23,25February,2011

Gonna make either Why? Keep several metric tonnes of TNT in your basement, HowTo: Troll (if it doesn't exist/is so crappy it needs rewriting) or a mainspace article (dunno yet).

--CrazyChopper 08:43, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Well, the Why? sounds pretty interesting. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 15:39,27February,2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:06, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:04, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:11, 17 March 2011


1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:12, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:15, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:17, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011


~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:08, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Cunt biscuit[edit]

And how are you today? -Pup 12:15 30 May '11

I am fairly well today, ass muffin. And you, good sir? Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 15:27,30May,2011
Tickety boo and pip pip old rum. Pup 03:59 30 May '11
Oh. Yes. That shit. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 16:11,30May,2011

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2011[edit]

It's back! Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:09, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Draft An Eagle Already[edit]

Despite Woody's suggestion to take Vick just to mess with you, I encourage you to completely fill your roster with players from one NFL team --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:06, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

In my defense, I still think this was a good idea. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:07, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Summer contest[edit]

Could you please get started? Thanks. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:19, 7 August 2011

Yeah, I'm really sorry I haven't been contributing much (or anything). All of a sudden things have gotten extremely hectic around here and I have literally had NO time whatsoever. But I will help out as soon as possible. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:18,7August,2011
Don't forget to make your draft pick, either. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:29, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
I was actually in the process of doing that. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 04:32,7August,2011
Could you start working on them now? Not trying to put you under pressure, but you signed up in our group and only two people are doing the work. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:27, 7 August 2011
Trust me, I really am trying. A lot of stuff came on kind of suddenly and unexpectedly. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 18:07,7August,2011

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)


I'm trading you my two autopicks for Vick after the trading is over, correct? Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 01:48, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

That is correct. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 02:32,11August,2011

For A Few Eagles More[edit]

The new spaghetti western. It's your draft pick with extra cheese.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:27, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Choose! Best available Eagle is WR Jeremy Maclin.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:44, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Nah, I need a RB.
That time again Mr Cheddar!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  05:39, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
The Eagle has landed again --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:06, August 23, 2011 (UTC)


Hello participants,



Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 22:33, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Your pick[edit]

N-now don't make me use any of those swear words. Gosh, I don't know what I'd have to d-do then.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:57, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 18, 2011 (UTC)


Your pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:11, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

It's you! (r turn to pick)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:59, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, September 1, 2011 (UTC)


Hey dude! How do I register for an account for the football draft. I have absolutely no idea. Your help is greatly appreciated. For only 99 cents a can help people like me become more inteligement! Dont wait. Pick up the phone and make your call now. People like me are desparately waiting to become more smart! --ShabiDOO 14:37, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

  1. Do you have a Yahoo! account? If not, make one.
  2. Go here
  3. Enter League ID: 291417 and Password: password (Guildy chose the password; rant at him).
  4. Choose a new name (the one you have chosen now is gonna be too long) and fill out the other stuff it asks you to.

Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 21:37,4September,2011

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:06, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Olympian Thanks[edit]


Thank you for supporting my dick.

Lol. A dick joke. Don't get much of those on this site.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:40, September 8, 2011 (UTC)


No, your good bro. I accepted the trade, what happens now? Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 01:59, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

We wait. The trade should be applied Saturday I think...

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Over Jenny, now in 3-D![edit]

Nope, only in three languages, I'm sorry.

Seriously, it made me laugh a lot, translate it was a moral duty. Asd.gif --Eyry; (talk) 10:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Do you love me? Really? Probably is not a good thing, I should start running. Rotfl.gif So, do you enjoy the translation? Do you understand italian, don't you? --Eyry; (talk) 19:48, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

At least one of your signatures is too tall.[edit]

Could you be a dear and go through them and ensure that the images are a maximum of 15px tall, and otherwise compliant with UN:SIG? Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:57, 26 September 2011

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:32, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:14, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You smell, and here's your signpost, because for some reason both bots failed to send it to you.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:39, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

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Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit]

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:08, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit]