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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment February 2009


This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2009

Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

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Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month October 2009

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2010

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011

Grand Cross of the Order

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of Der Unwehr
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You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.


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This person participated in 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). They did not win but they wrote the article: User:Guildensternenstein/Buffalo, New York
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's someone at my door...)
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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England


Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's basically it.

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I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

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Unser Ziel ist ສ້າງ ຄວາມເຂັ້ມແຂງ wiki للكوميديا Pero no te preocupes, 你可以感谢 нам позже. Amen.

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10 years, 6 months and 16 days.

The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Frat. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!