User:Guildensternenstein

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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment February 2009
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This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2009


Author of the Month Award UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

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Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month October 2009


Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2010
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This user is the

February 2011

Playwright of the Month


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Grand Cross of the Order
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Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!


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P.E.E.I.N.G.
UNFÜHRER
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of Der Unwehr
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Der Unwehr Kross
Glückwünsche!
You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.   Heil!
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'2009 Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League Champion!'


This user was the 2009 UFFL Champ.

Incidentally, he/she is a bit ashamed.


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This person participated in The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). They did not win but they wrote the article: User:Guildensternenstein/Buffalo, New York
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Now, if you'll excuse me, I think there's someone at my door…)
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'The 2010 San Diego Chargers Underachievement Award'


This user underachieved the entire 2010 season.

Come playoff time, he/she underachieved the most when it counted.

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
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'The 2011 San Diego Chargers Underachievement Award'


This user underachieved the entire 2010 season.

Come playoff time, he/she underachieved the most when it counted.


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Me.

Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's basically it.

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I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

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15 years, 2 months and 8 days.


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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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