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  1. this article is about the life and times of the musician and artist wesley willis
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  5. the name of this article is WESLEY WILLIS

the streets of Chicago are full of the homeless
some of them are born into poor families
even more are have a history of mental illness of the ass
one of these guys went on to become a rock music superstar

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wesley willis was troubled by demons since he was a child
meansucker would take him on demon warhellrides all the fucking night
not even the power of rock shows could end the brutal mind torture
wesley was a noted liberal and shot bullets all over ronald reagan's face

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wesley willis once sucked a jaguar's cut up dick
wesley wlliis once sucked a hyena's ass like a champ
wesley willis once tripped on spiderman's dusty ass
he slapped that motherfucker in the ass all over Chicago

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wesley willis wrote hundreds of songs about rock and roll on his casio
he played rock shows and rock and rolled mcdonalds
he did a cover of duran duran with his band the wesley willis fiasco
collectively he released over one hundred albums in life

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wesley willis died from cancer in 2003
a memorial service was held for him in Chicago and about 300 people attended
a nation mourned the loss of a misunderstood artistic visionary
may he rock our asses for all eternity like steven seagal

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rock over london
rock on Chicago
nike: just do it

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