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Hyenas love the taste of human flesh.


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The hyena (Hyaenidus chucklesia) is an extremely unpredictable carnivorous herbivore which ranges all over the African continents, and is a major contributor to the plight and poverty (giggle) of the disease-wracked region. Even though hyenas look like dogs and act like dogs, scientists were retarded enough to classify them as being related to mongooses, this is obviously untrue, that's why scientists realized their mistake and reclassified them as dogs again. The hyena is the favorite animal of the... Joker... that even stoled two hyenas from a zoo and named them Bud and Lou.

Hentai dog.
Scientific classification
Kingdom Africa
Phylum End Of Phyle
Class Absolutely
Order Femphallus
Family dog
Genus Rofldog
Species Doggus
Binomial name
Inuss no Futanaris
Primary armament Roflcopter2203
Secondary armament Hysteria
Power supply Give birth through dick
Health 25
Mana 50, 0 after dying
Strength 1200 KiloWatts
Intelligence African Furry Hentai
Weight est.1798 Lb.
Length (2.3) Ft
Special attack Dick birth 2 (flip GX token over)
Conservation status

Behavior in the Wild[edit]


Hyenas are often observed to congregate by the untold millions in densely-packed and fast-moving herds that scavenge all over the land, devouring just about anything even remotely edible such as grass and rice and trees and opium storage facilities and little furry creatures that scream chikichikiboo and watermelons, however, hyenas are also actually powerful hunters, that compete with Lions for food. Virtually all of the ancestral African farmlands have been systematically ravaged (Hehehe!) by unceasing hyena attacks over the centuries, causing widespread famine (Hee!) and misery (Heheeehehehehe!) and other human suffering (Haha!!!). The hyena also spreads intestinal parasites (Meeheeheehee!) by urinating (Heheheh...) in vital public water supplies wherever it goes. Just like me. The females have false penises meaning they can peg without a strap on.

Economic Impact[edit]

The African hyena pelt was once treasured by many African nations as a valuable export. However, since former Vice President Al Gore has recently declared the hyena an endangered species (Pffft! Hahahahaha!), the market value of hyena fur has declined drastically, robbing Africa of its sole source of international trade revenue and pushing the entire region deeper and deeper into third-world (Bwahahah! Ahahaha! Eheheheh! Eh... Heehee!). Hyenas have also eaten many small, tasty African children, there by reducing the numbers,and reducing poverty. (Next people will say that if Hyenas lived in America they would have stopped the Kennedy assination, and JFK's head merely exploded out of sheer amazment.)

The Hyena in African Mythology[edit]

In many ancient African tribal legends, the hyena recurs repeatedly as a motif symbolizing personal tragedy (Heheh! Tragedy! Haha...!), sadness (Hehehe...), and the lingering horrors (Hehehehehehehehehehehe!) of death (Haha! He said death!) itself. Some tribes in eastern Africa believe that the hyena was the one who brought the sun and warmed the earth (But then we ruined that by attacking the villagers children)

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