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Zoology
Animals by Taxonomy
Mammals
Baby Seal
Bear
(
Polar
,
Bipolar
)
Cat
(
Daemonic
,
New Hampshire Merchant
)
Elephant
Gazelle
Giraffe
Human
Otter
Sheep
Skunk
Slender loris
Tapir
Pond Whales
Womp Rat
Birds
Battle pelican
Boobies
Chicken
Chicken 2
Dead parrot
Flamingo
Galah
Goose
Homing pigeon
Ostrich
Owl
Tit
Turkey
Kingfisher
Peacock
Wandering faggot-bird
Fish
Babel fish
Bass
Beta Fish
Guppy
Goldfish
Piranha
Salmon
Swordfish
Sturgeon
Shark
(
Laser Shark
)
Trout
Uterus
Reptiles
Basilica
Corn snake
Dinosaur
(
G-Rex
)
Dragon
Frog
Newt
Salamander
Invertebrates
Ant
Blue-ringed octopus
Cockroach
Lobster
Spider
Sun Bee
Wallet moth
Other
Balloon Animals
Gazebo
Grue
Toaster
Snipe
Animals in Culture
In history
Bucephalus (horse)
Lycopardus Parthenophagus (French monster)
Jaws did WTC
St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
As food
Easter Bunny
Firesheep
Frog Semen
Kittens (cuisine)
In sports
Cow tipping
Kitten hurling battle
Rough Gay Wolf Sex
Seal Clubbing
Water Polo... With Sharks!
In the sciences
Antbortion
An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters
Crypto-Zoology
Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters
Tapheselachophobia
Whale bones
In media
001 (guinea pig)
Bi-curious George (monkey)
The Dog Dies at the End
Donner (reindeer)
Flying Purple People Eater (something)
Garfield (cat)
G Rated Talking Animal Movie
Rocket Raccoon (raccoon)
Steve Irwin (animal grabber)
Womp Rat
Stories
Did you ever lock horns with a goat?
The journey of the ugly kitten
The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner
Well-Oiled Birds
Guides
Hunting Unicorns
Killing two birds with one stone
Selling Cocaine to Monkeys
Current issues
Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
The fact that you don't want a poodle
Gay whales in Darfur
Kicking pigeons
News
Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023
Man wakes up!
Overly political spider becoming annoying
Political extremism on the rise in animal world
Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland
Wolverine hits the big screen
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