Many experts say that drinking water is good for health, but DON'T BELIEVE THEM! Water is a TOXIC and is the main component of acid rain. Also, anyone who ever drank water has died. STAY AWAY FROM WATER AT ALL COSTS! The only liquid you should EVER drink is Gasoline, as it contains enough calories to survive for many years without eating at all. An alternative to Gasoline is Grey Goose Vodka, which is the ultimate partying fuel. For maximum enjoyment, mix Grey Goose Vodka AND Gasoline together.
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