Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
This category contains those things that are 100% certified out to get you, as defined by The Government.
This list includes, but is not limited to: llamas, Paris Hilton, shoes, mice, trees, your shadow, clouds, freedom, drugs, EVERYBODY WEARING BLACK, 4chan, bronies, homosexuals, hippies, cows, cheese, Fruit Loops, Billy Mays, Iranians, Muslims, Egyptians, Uzbekistanians, anybody with a dark skin color, anyone not paying taxes, people who like guns, people who shoot guns, people who make guns, your parents, hamsters, yellow cars, chocolate milk, lasers, the Swedish, me, every person on the internet who is most definitely a pedophile, dolphins, Jeeps, duck-faced tramps, Russians, fish, chips, mustard, Guy Fawkes, mailmen, Mr. Rogers, and, last but most defiantely not least, OSCAR.
“You are doomed! DOOMED! You can hide, but you cannot run! MWAhhAhHAhAhAhHAhaHAhAAa!”
This category has the following 3 subcategories, out of 3 total.
Pages in category "Things that are definitely out to get you"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 201 total.(previous page) (next page)
- Banana peels
- Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?
- Berenstain Bears
- UnNews:Bibleman? Really?
- Big Boss Man
- Big Brother
- UnNews:Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
- UnNews:Big Tex is reborn! Run for the hills!
- Blood Friday
- Bubsy 3D
- Burger King
- Daemonic kitties
- Dio Brando
- User talk:DiZ/Contributions
- User:DiZ/Sand Nipper
- Why?:Do Florida's animals suck?
- Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
- I Wanna Be the Guy
- UnReviews:I wanna be the guy
- If you read this you are gay
- UnNews:Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican
- Infestation: Survivor Stories
- Intelligent Design
- Internal Revenue Service
- Internet Deception
- Internet straight trap
- Invisible stones
- Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
- Why?:Is She Taking So God Damn Long in the Bathroom?
- UnNews:Massachusetts outlaws laser-eyed cats as public health risk
- User:Mr-ex777/Anti-God (Rewrite)
- User:Mr-ex777/Epically atrocious video game company
- User:Mr-ex777/Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag
- User:Mr-ex777/HowTo: Survive the alignment of faggotry
- User:Mr-ex777/HowTo: Survive the gamingpocalypse
- User:Mr-ex777/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/non-brony friendly truth
- User:Mr-ex777/Nazi furfag juggalo weeaboo
- User:Mr-ex777/The Prophecy
- User:Mr-ex777/World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed (Video Game)
- User:Mr-ex777/Worst Article Ever 2
- Sand nippers
- Secret Governmental Report Number 244212
- Septimus Pretorius
- Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE!
- Southwest Airlines
- Space marine
- Stewie Griffin
- Subliminal stimuli
- HowTo:Survive the alignment of faggotry
- HowTo:Survive the Gamingpocalypse
- UnNews:Talking pineapple declared a national threat
- That thing
- The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
- The Big Crunch
- The Brave Little Toaster
- The Last of Us
- The Sun (comic)
- The they
- This Guy
- Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace
- Total Stranger
- Trap boobies
- Trashing family values
Media in category "Things that are definitely out to get you"
The following 12 files are in this category, out of 12 total.
- Bloodpikachu.jpg 225 × 222; 12 KB
- Chimera 01.jpg 400 × 363; 25 KB
- Eviltampon.jpg 599 × 398; 146 KB
- Funny-pictures-evil-black-squirrel.jpg 500 × 384; 30 KB
- IE.png 200 × 200; 48 KB
- Killer-tigger.jpg 200 × 340; 13 KB
- Littleredhairedgirl.png 314 × 238; 141 KB
- Ninjagirlslice.JPG 320 × 480; 14 KB
- Olsens.jpg 359 × 384; 25 KB
- Partytime!.jpg 600 × 370; 185 KB
- Scary Fairy.jpg 600 × 500; 77 KB
- Wtf-4.jpg 335 × 392; 39 KB