Great white shark
The great white shark known by me as "one cool fucker" – and by some nerds called "scientists" as "Carcharodon carcharias" – is a cool-ass fish that exists because some drunk scientists shrank a megalodon, went into the character customization screen, and made a few cool edits before dumping it in the ocean as it ate all the wildlife and made seals go extinct. They got so happy that one of the scientists in the group told one of the other scientists to "KYS" (keep yourself safe) and the scientists walked outside and pulled down his pants and his nards got hit by a car and he died five minutes later due to aggressive blood loss out his pp :(
As a pet[edit | edit source]
Scientists will tell you that you can't have a shark on land as a pet because they can't breathe out of water but scientists can go get fucked!
Get off your chair right now and grab a great white shark out of the water, then buy a lead and walk it around. This is a motherfucking threat!
Nothing bad will happen and you'll find out dogs are actually exactly like great white sharks as your shark will swim a few meters off the ground and will wag its tail and bark! Don't put your hands near its mouth, though.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Basically this shark has a huge ass nose for sniffing shit and three rows of teeth on the top and bottom layer for killing any prey it wants. Except for killer whales and humans unless the great white shark your talking about is Jaws. In the real world that shark is fucked tho.
It has been found that the female sharks can grow bigger than male sharks. This is because nature is sexist and you need to cope bozo.
It's not well known, but great white sharks are actually console gamers so they made their head the controller and it has working vibrations that are known as "electromagnetic fields" by the aforementioned nerds called scientists from before.
This shark can also bite pretty hard so stop being a dumbass and get your fingers out of that fucker's mouth!
I literally told you to not put your fingers near the sharks.
<sigh> Kids these days ...
Anyways, these sharks can also jump out of the water to catch prey and it looks pretty sick! this is known as breaching and is a special ability you can unlock from the skill tree at level 14.
How to survive a shark attack[edit | edit source]
When in the water and you see a shark, stop worrying you fuckin' sissy – worst case scenario you die. Just sit there and hopefully the shark will find you too boring and will just decide to go away. If you have a happy meal you can feed it to the shark to deter it and contribute to pollution as the shark drops its happy meal at its ass.