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If you are under the age of 17, or know anyone under the age of 17 whose digital beliefs you care about, a new law, misleadingly named the "Kids Online Safety Act", will put you, or the children you care about, in danger of being arbitrarily censored, banned, and oppressed online.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation went into detail about this on their blog. Read and

This law has been added into the spending bill, in order to evade voting and enable further arbitrary censorship. This is an intentional effort to cause chaos and prevent actual voting in the government, because not voting on the spending bill would result in government shutdown. Our legislators are actively working to abuse the spending bill in order to prevent any opposition to this law.

Despite the fact that organizations including the Wikimedia Foundation, ACLU, Freedom From Religion Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, GLAAD, and others have signed an open letter opposing the law, our government continues to ignore us. Our government continues to abuse us.

Take action now and visit the link below - your freedoms are at risk.

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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
“Playin' too much of that GTA
Playin' too much of that Dr. Dre
Doom, Quake, where'd you get the gun from, eh?
Really think that metal gonna make you safe?
Playing peek-a-boo with the devil these days
Black cap back with a trench coat, ayy”

Glass Animals

“But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education sucks, and it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better. Don’t look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want:

They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it.

They’ll get it all from you, sooner or later, 'cause they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people -- white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on -- good honest hard-working people continue -- these are people of modest means -- continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all -- at all -- at all. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That's what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

George Carlin



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We are striking for the freedom to move from Fandom to another provider (and to close the old wiki), to have control over how advertisements are placed, to be able to change significant parts of the wiki design, even those involving Fandom branding, to avoid arbitrary censorship-related rules, and for general independence from Fandom staff.