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Talk page is archived. If you want to continue earlier discussions, please make a new section on the new version of the talk page. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:41, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

October 2022

Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Although all admins are welcome to delete constructively on Uncyclopedia, at least one of your recent deletions, such as the one you performed on the Main Page, did not appear to be constructive and has been undeleted. Please use Cassie's user page for any test deletions or blankings you would like to make, and read about our main page deletion guideline to learn more about deleting the main page on this encyclopedia. Thank you.

FYI, this is now implemented at Template:Uw-delmain1.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:31, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

haha good to know Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:32, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022!

The UnSignpost

We're delivering it to your door anyways!

October 23, 2022 • Issue #219 • Archives • Press Room

SPECIAL EDITION!!! Main Page deleted! By ARandomPage

When and where it all went wrong...

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!

This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?

WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...

That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".

And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.

Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.

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From The Logs

• October 22, 2022: Cassie (talk * contribs) huffed page Main Page (VFD asked for it) (Tag: CHICKEN)

• October 22, 2022: Banzaikitten (talk * contribs) changed block settings for ARandomPage (talk * contribs) with an expiration time of 15 minutes (autoblock disabled) (you will return)

• October 22, 2022: JJPMaster (talk * contribs) created page Uncyclopedia:Symbolic block

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VFH Highlight Of The Week Uncyclopedia:VFH (7/1)

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From The Forums

• Some people imitate a bad style of speech. All of them dislike it.

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• L10n surveys the Uncyclopedians and their preference of animals.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.

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Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:18, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

I decided to apologize to MrX about this yesterday, he still hasn't responded. Maybe he decided to ignore everything I say to him because it's either nonsense, bad ideas, or something another admin will do quicker. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:23, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Biddling

—-Crocotta1 03:06, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

what Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:06, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

I’m biddling my pseudingaling—-Crocotta1 03:07, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

mysql> select * from who_asked;
0 rows in set (0.00 sec)

mysql>

Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:12, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

mysql> insert into who_asked ("name_of_person_who_asked", "reason_for_asking") values ("crocotta1", "to give you the opportunity to make this joke");

JJP_Master 21:17, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

lol Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:51, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

Password Recovery

Hi, I need my password sent to my email address on the 2nd (or is it 1st?) Uncyclopedia site (the USA site). Here's the message I keep getting. Grr!  :

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Your username or IP address has been automatically blocked by MediaWiki. The reason given is:

Your IP address is listed as an open proxy in the SORBS DNSBL. Too bad for you. Ha!

Start of block: 21:11, 31 October 2022 Expiration of block: infinite Intended blockee: 75.46.150.182

Your current IP address is 75.46.150.182. Please include all above details in any queries you make.

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Thx from Orange County, California. Smuggler 21:15, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

There´s not a whole lot we can do about that here. That site is run by entirely different people. 21:23, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, not only is that a different site, I'm not even a sysadmin or anything on either of these sites. I cannot check your IP, preferences, etc. Also, your password will be stored as a hash - unless your password is insecure/weak and someone tries to bruteforce it (nobody will be doing that for you), all that anyone can give you is what looks like a gibberish string.

Have you tried to disable any VPN you might be using, or contacting the admins over on that site? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:55, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

The admins over there don´t really have control over what IPs end up getting blocked by whatever the SORBS DNSBL is. They could maybe turn it off, but i don´t think they will. 21:59, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

There has got to be some kind of IP block exempt thing, hasn't there? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:00, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

They don´t. I checked. 22:01, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Well that's weird. No wonder we are better and more powerful than them! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:02, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh also, because you asked if it's the 1st or 2nd Uncyc: sorta both. This one was created by most of the first people from the Wikia version of Uncyc, and we moved a bunch of content over here. However, some peeople stayed at Wikia, until Wikia shut down their version of Uncyc. Then uncyclopedia.com was created by the Wikia users who didn't want to come merge to uncyclopedia.co. It's a huge and annoying mess, but there's nothing left to do now. The people over at uncyclopedia.com refuse to re-unify over with us. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:42, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

It´s way more complex than that. I´m not bothering to explain that stuff right now (mostly because i may have missed a bunch of stuff) but in short, the main problem is that two of the admins on the spoon really don´t like us. 17:54, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Woww I see. Do you know why? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:15, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Well, one of them doesn´t like us because there was a de-op forum against her. The other one just doesn´t like that there is another uncyc in general. I think. Hopefully someone who knows Spike better can explain. 19:34, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Well, if that's the case, then the first one is not a great admin, and the second one should be able to easily fix the 2nd uncyc problem if they agreed to re-unification. Personally, if it meant not having the confusion for everyone of there being 2 uncycs, I'd be willing to use uncyclopedia.com instead of uncyclopedia.co and to have things imported over to there instead of vice-versa. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:54, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

I don't think reunification is even possible without screwing over a good portion of either site's users. Merging the two English Uncyclopedias would create conflict between the two versions of articles (for example, our AAAAAAAAA! is different from their AAAAAAAAA!), and there'd need to be people deciding what parts of what to keep and delete. If we keep both of these double articles, it will cause confusion just like today. If we don't do anything about them, one site's history is going to get yeeted off. And then there's all the technical stuff like revision histories. I don't think any of us, even working together, could deal with these problems. Even the most active users on either Uncyclopedia won't be able to keep up with the mess of reunification. Oh, and this will also confuse our readers for a while, no matter what path is taken. As much as reunification could be good in the long-term, it's short-term problems will be much worse. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:06, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

We could likely keep whatever version is the funniest under that title, then move the least funny one into a different article/title. As for revision histories, we use Special:Export and Special:Import. We would likely have to plan it all beforehand. We would also need to selectively choose which files to export. We could just delete the unused and useless ones, it's not like we can't get back files that we forgot about by just having someone re-find/re-make them. Even if different people ended up having the same username, it wouldn't matter too much if we had to change usernames. As for confusing readers, we would again just have to plan it all beforehand and then immediately merge as quickly as possible once we know what to do. We would then having uncyclopedia.co redirecting to uncyclopedia.com with mostly the same content and design. It's unlikely that anyone would notice. My only concern is how to transfer over IP blocks and how to keep the talk page history for people. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:12, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

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That still leaves the problem of the execution. The double pages could be solved with the Whoops template for articles that are very different but have the same name, but for the features, someone's gonna have to go over them, and, as stated before, we probably don't have the time or motivation to manually go through the similar doubles and find out what to keep. Maybe we could make a site banner or something if a move happens so readers know what to expect. Then, someone will edit the WP article or whatever, and uncyclopedia.org would be updated. P.S.: According to a Spoon article, the user in control of uncyc.org is Simsilikesims. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:55, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

Well, I have the motivation to do that! Sadly, I requested an account vanishing on Wikipedia before, so I can't make another account without it being reversed, and the whole COI disclosure issue. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:38, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

As Simsilikesims in an administrator on both here at the Fork and over at the Spoon too, she has the domain uncyclopedia.org. Also talk about 'merging' both sites is never going to happen for all the reasons listed above. Articles with different edit histories. Also, there has never been a block on a writer contributing their articles to both sites or just one. We are now two branches from the same tree.RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:17, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

It is possible to merge edit histories together iirc, I responded to some of this above. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:19, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

It may be technically feasible (I have no idea, I am not a techie) but it isn't going to happen. Probably depends whether the rival goddesses of the Uncyclopedia world (Llwy-ar-lawr and Lyrithya) retire from this and move to a farm and grow cannabis plants. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:13, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Well, you would have to ask them, I guess. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:29, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

While technically difficult and time consuming, merging articles would be fun, and reunifying would be obviously beneficial to the overall Uncyc community. The real reason that Korea is more likely than Uncyclopedia to peacefully reunify is that the admins/crats on the second .ca/.com site always give us the Three Nos every time we bring it up. MrX blow me 19:03, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

I would be absolutely willing to on my own merge articles and revision histories together, bring files over, etc. Yes, there would be a lot of stuff that needs to be cleaned up, deciding which version to keep when we have two articles of the same title about entirely different thing, etc., but it would be beneficial to both sites, because we would now be able to combine our resources that are used to pay for server funding, have more editors and admins working together, not confuse readers with two duplicates of the same site, gain SEO benefits (from the domain authority of uncyclopedia.co and uncyclopedia.com being combined), etc. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:21, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Did that Spike guy play a role in this enormous mess? Smuggler 18:04, 2 December 2022 (UTC)

Display

Hi dear computer! You know what 's the display type?... Mine was IPS LCD, 2400x1080 px at 30/50/90/60 Hz (20/9) at 6.? Inches. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 09:35, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

no idea what you are asking Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:01, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol you don't know what's your display type... :0

My bad... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 15:03, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

I could probably figure it out, but I couldn't tell you were asking for that. Why do you ask? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:03, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Oh... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 15:05, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

I Ask for his displays définition and refresh rate... So 1280x720 is an definition with 921.6 kilopixels and with an 16/9 aspect ratio. His refresh rate would be 50 Hz in Europe and 59.94 (60/1.001) and 60 Hz for USA. IPS panel is an type of screen. 5.2 inches was his diagonal. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:38, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Are you sure you are sending this to the right person? You are currently on the user talk page for Microsoft for POTUS. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:55, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

I speak with an computer not with an h00m4n... 50... 1 pr3f3r r0b0t5 0r FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAARGH!!! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 10:05, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

https://www.ecosia.org/search?q=psychiatrist+near+me - for you Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:14, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

WOOF-WOOF! (I don't want that!) 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 17:30, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

You still need it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:40, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

No i need the railway kingdom... So? You're at 59.94 or 60 Hz at 1920x1080? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

I'm looking for a psychiatrist for you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:39, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

Damn !!! I don't want! I just want to firin mah lazor ! BLAAAAAAAARGH!!! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 15:41, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

"Welcome user"-dropdown

If i´m not mistaken you made this, right? Could you make sure it can be toggled off please? 01:44, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Yes, I'll do that soon, sorry that I can't get to it immediately, I think I should be able to finish it around tomorrow, or maybe later today. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:46, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Ok, nevermind, I just had the urge to fix it now. After a few minutes of testing in production, it should work now. Press the "Welcome user" button, in the dialog there is a link to turn off the gadget. On any existing user talk page, go to the "more" section to turn it back on. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:13, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 18:24, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Haha you're welcome. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:07, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

You ROCK!

THANKS for the review! I wish I knew how to correctly request a review.  :( Smuggler 09:17, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Haha you're welcome and it's fine Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:56, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

That main page MediaWiki thing

Thanks. Did that person edit any other things we need to be aware of? Any things that transclude to something important but somehow isn’t protected? MrX blow me 16:51, 12 November 2022 (UTC)

Nope, that was the only page. Very weird too. It might have been a mistake. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:52, 12 November 2022 (UTC)

Cool thanks. MrX blow me 17:24, 12 November 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: ugh someone in the IPv6's /64 range did the same thing again. Special:Contributions/2A03:90C0:23:E000:0:0:0:0/64 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:37, 16 November 2022 (UTC) I moved it to a different name and now BraGreMat was able to delete it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:40, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

@Microsoft for POTUS: Thanks for moving it to a place where i could delete it. By the way, how do you have that option? I can´t move it myself. 15:41, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

That is.... really weird. I have the move page in the More dropdown just like with every page. No idea what's going on with your groups. Maybe it's because once it realizes you can't delete it, it also checked if you can still move it or something. I have no idea. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:42, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

Weird indeed. Thanks for taking care of it. MrX blow me 17:40, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

I need some advice on an article.

I created a new Jimmy article, but I don't think it's as funny and feels lackluster, it's Jimmy Parmesan. I would like your advice on it, because I created this today and I've been sick today but I was still determined to get it done, but not determined enough to make it funnier as I felt like shit. Sodapoppers (talk) 02:14, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Hey thanks for asking me, I'll look into it soon but I am also a bit tired and have some IRL matters to attend to. I think you might want to ask some other people as well, as they may have better advice. I'm not great at writing the funniest stuff, most of what I do is cleaning up vandalism, welcoming users, making technical edits, etc., I only have a few funny articles. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:35, 14 November 2022 (UTC)

Bricked for crimes against Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia

You have been bricked from editing for a period of as many seconds as there are A's in AAAAAAAAA! for trying to upload Wikipe-tan hentai onto Wikimedia Commons and wanting to create something similar for Uncyclo-tan. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop trying to upload Wikipe-tan hentai onto Wikimedia Commons and wanting to create something similar for Uncyclo-tan. Thaaanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:47, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

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very bad Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:49, 15 November 2022 (UTC)

Bricked for treason

You have been bricked from editing for a period of one quadrillion picoseconds for committing treason by discussing hentai on Uncyclopedia's Discord, thereby violating the Five Pliers. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing treason by discussing hentai on Uncyclopedia's Discord, thereby violating the Five Pliers. Thaaanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:57, 18 November 2022 (UTC)

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Very bad! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:02, 18 November 2022 (UTC)

Why don't our articles link via 'Pee Review'?

You and I are having the same problem. Neither one of our pee review request links works. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Smuggler (talk • contribs)

No idea. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:55, 21 November 2022 (UTC)

@Smuggler: It might be because you pasted the article URL instead of the name of the article. I fixed it for you though, so you don´t have to worry about that. 08:29, 21 November 2022 (UTC)

Ever notice how your cheese randomly disappears?

If you could check out a new article I made The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit I would appreciate it, It's almost 5 AM I've been working on this all night. I need to sleep. Sodapoppers (talk) 10:45, 27 November 2022 (UTC)

@Sodapoppers: thanks for asking me and sorry that I couldn't get to it sooner. Again, I have some IRL stuff going on, so I will sadly be a bit more inactive right now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:32, 29 November 2022 (UTC)

Coul u plz consider nominating me for this?

Hello. Could u plz consider nominating moi for this for Oct 2022? Nov 2022? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer_Prize It'd be a neat prize to win. Thanks for considering! Smuggler 17:59, 2 December 2022 (UTC)

I'll check later, though I don't think there has been much activity there since 2013. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:06, 2 December 2022 (UTC)

WHACKED!

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. ARandomPage just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include trying to get an AI to write about boobs and then telling the Uncyclopedia Discord about it.

05:01, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

Mean :( Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:05, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

Dick Willie Johnson rides again

I would like your advice on an article, Dick Willie Johnson. I have no idea if it's funny or not and I plan on improving it later regardless as I've ran out of ideas right now, it's been a stressful week so maybe I'm not as creative or focused as I usually am. Any help would be appreciated and if you or anybody who sees this wants to edit the article, feel free to. Thanks. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:06, 18 February 2023 (UTC)

That welcoming tool thing

Hey, so if i remember correctly, you were the one who made the welcoming tool thingy, right? Well, i turned it on, and it kinda just pushes the search bar downwards for whatever reason. Could you fix that or something? If you're still alive, of course. 19:49, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Guess you aren't. Well, in case you somehow are reading this, i wish you a nice 2024. 12:15, 23 October 2023 (UTC)