User talk:JJPMaster

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Thanks but[edit]

JJP, I understand you are trying to help...but suggesting a two way interaction ban is extremely unhelpful. Trust me...Gale has been 50 times more disruptive than any other use I have seen here in 10 years and MrX and I have done literally everything possible to work with him. We have avoided insults and been as patient as possible for nearly six months. Normally on this site users are quickly blocked or perma-banned for this kind of behaviour but Gale has been given an exceptionally free pass for many things. Worse though was undoing the tags. We have been trying and completely failing for months to get Gale to recognise that we don't do things outside of VFH, VFD and VFS through voting or consensus and we don't want a bunch of beaurocratic rules. By undoing those tags after Gale ignored me twice and then claimed we should because there was as 2-1 consensus...you've reinforced his idea that we do do things by vote (which we don't). It's emboldening him to continue his disruptive attitude and ignoring us. It is up to Cassie to decide to undo formatting on his page...not Gale. We would all like him to be a constructive member of the wiki but I would please please please ask you to be mindful around Gale to help make that possible. ShabiDOO 15:16, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

It's actually been longer than six months. Yet Gale5050 likes to claim that UN:BITE should still apply to him but not to users with fewer than 10 edits. I believe that this edit was my first interaction with Gale5050, and it immediately was abundantly clear that he is here for all the wrong reasons. Gale5050 is here because of his obsession with wikis, not to read/write comedy. I'm not sure why that isn't clear to everyone else. If you think that anyone is being too harsh, please peruse this tp archive of Gale5050's and my tp archive. You will see that Gale5050 has been showered with encouragement, praise, and patience. But Gale5050 continues to refuse to listen to others and continues to go around acting like the boss and telling everyone what to do, often telling people they've made mistakes (which they haven't) and creating wikidrama. Before you go proposing any other IBANs or sanctions, please ask yourself two questions: How many other editors have had problems with Gale5050? How many other editors have had problems with Shabidoo/me? Finally, JJPMaster, please know that we all love and appreciate everything you do here. We all know how hard you've been working to help make Uncyc a better place, and we are all very, very grateful to have you here. Thank you, and may Sophia bless you. MrX blow me 16:02, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
Indeed MrX is right about your extremely helpful and productive work...especially on code shit I don't have the slightest clue about. Huzah! Secondly...I know it seems ironic that I am supporting an interaction ban between two users on rationalwiki at the moment...but none of that is because of annoying behaviour but because of sustained abuse, insults (including cunt several times) and transphobia. ShabiDOO 16:16, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
UN:BITE has been used against me on users who aren’t new, I was warned about biting MrX and Shabidoo. I was not showered with encouragement, rather, harsh messages. I have written a lot of comedy, but they reject good articles, such as Hurricane Harvey, which was rejected. They keep complaining about how many facts, even though THIS IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA. I have been taught a message on my talk page from MrX or Shabidoo is some form of shame, leading to harsher sanctions then deserved, while at the same time. UnWeather is a success, allow it to happen! I was blatantly interrupted from writing about the 2019 & 2020 retirements. Hurricane Harvey is, IMO, funnier then articles that wound up on the main page, such as Human rights. One last thing; it was technically only 5 months, because basically 10/5-12/26 was filled with inactivity, check my contributions between that point, had I not been exposed on WP, it would have been longer.
I’d say one of my best articles might be about the sunrise in longyearbyen, Ted Cruz going to Cancun, or about the super bowl. Actually, both my Cuomo and pacific typhoon names article got on the UnNews main page(like, front of it)and the Cuomo article was approved by an admin(because RecentUnNews is technically fully protected it’s confusing). I have also gotten Interstate 95 near to FA status, albeit it was ~20% written by me, so I can’t directly nominate it till at least 4/4. Also, any maintence tags requests have to be made. Contributing to Uncyclopedia can be made in different ways, so I’d say i’ve done a pretty good job making articles. MrX has done more then necessary shaming on my UnScripts, but my UnDebate was pretty good - I have also made a lot of redirects that are useful. My sanctions severely limit my capacity to contribute, which I think is a big issue. And all these partial blocks do is make it worse. There are so many situations where “you can’t have it both ways” apply, yet it does. And that is the issue. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:50, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election[edit]

You are welcome to vote in Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election (or erection). --Jabberwock (talk) 01:18, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Already done. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:20, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Your vote at Uncyclopedia:VFP/PresidentSanders.jpg is appreciated[edit]

Either way. I am not trying to canvass you but more votes are needed before taking any action. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:21, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Space Opera in Scientology[edit]

Failing VFH. I mean, if you want it to pass, please please please please fix it. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:06, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Please. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:09, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
I'm honestly not quite sure how to fix the article besides splitting it into separate articles, but I'll check over it and see if there's anything I can do. JJPMaster 22:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Split = no VFH. You gotta actually rework it. If you can, it may count as .5 features if you ever get 2.5 more and go to the Hall of SHame. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:29, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Your FA vote was appreciated...[edit]

 Hey, where'd Mona Lisa go? Has anyone seen Mona?
Gold-Frame.png
You know what? I kind of like the frame better empty like that, go ahead and keep the painting as long as you want!

Thank you for voting to feature Mona Lisa on the mainpage!!!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:40, 31 March 2021

TP editnotice[edit]

So as you may have seen, I copied and customized your talk page editnotice, hope you don't mind, thanks of course. It seems to have removed the "Add topic" button from my talk page. Any thoughts? Not a big deal, and if I have to choose between the two, I'll stick with my lovely notice. Thanks again! MrX blow me 04:41, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

 Fixed. JJPMaster 13:30, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Thanks! MrX blow me 13:45, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

April 2021[edit]

Stop icon

Your recent editing history shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war.

I'm sorry... :(  Cassandra  (talk03:30pm  April 17, 2021 -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:18, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

Wow! That's a lot of Celeste emojis! Also, JJPMaster 16:19, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:18, 17 April 2021 (UTC)

heya...[edit]

Your userpage User:JJPMaster/test.js contains a double redirect.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of HTML, formatting, templates, and C0D3.
(As ugly as it may be sometimes.)
Awarded on: June 27, 2021
Der Unwehr
 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:52, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

Thank you[edit]

Wow..[edit]

User:Zana Dark/Adoption
Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing
Oh man, that was a rough one last night. Can you believe we finished that entire bottle? I think I got banned on that dumbass website. Meh, losers.
Thanks for proof-reading all that crap.
Awarded on: June 27, 2021


Thank you for being proactive and helping to eliminate offensisms! Make sure you check the possessive case when changing 'he or she' to 'they,' etc. (See my change on Tarot to see what I mean.) XOXO  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Thanks![edit]

Thank you for creating Template:Randomuser I don't know if it was in response to me struggling on my userpage and that you saw my desperate flailings and decided to extend a subtle olive branch, or that you just happened to create it while I was floundering about. Either way, I appreciate it! Side note: I've only been getting User:Charizardman10 as the target. Do you know about that issue, or is this news to you? Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:14, 7 May 2021 (UTC)

Yes, it was in response to the user page thing; as for the Charizardman10 issue, you have to purge the page to get a new result, as opposed to simply reloading it. Do this by appending ?action=purge to the end of your page URL. JJPMaster 00:16, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
Got it! Thanks. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:49, 7 May 2021 (UTC)

Good ass admin on Uncyclopedia.[edit]

You are a good ass admin--Apookykorah (talk) 18:18, 21 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

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  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
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Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Userboxen[edit]

I saw you write "Userboxen" on your page. Is that inspired by the funny paragraphim in The Foxen In The Henhice? --Jabberwock (talk) 11:35, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

User:JJPMaster/mp[edit]

It's a good thing you transcluded the Main Page in a cascade-protected page, because this prevents any content of the page from being edited! :) Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 22:12, 12 June 2021 (UTC)

Another cocklock[edit]

Can you make a cocklock for interface protection? It will go on {{Protected page text/interface}}. Thanks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr. Saed (talk • contribs)

 Done! JJPMaster 01:56, 15 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:24, 18 June 2021 (UTC)