User talk:JJPMaster

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Hey Kev. Thanks again for agreeing to judge this year. To avoid judges scores influencing one another we will have them send it independently by email (to ). All you have to do is provide a score out of ten for every article for:

  • Originality
  • Creativity (with the topic, in general etc)
  • Humour

You can give a reason for each of those three numbers or just a general explanation (one sentence minimum per article). If you want to give more detailed explanation there is no limit to how much feedback you'd like to give and it is encouraged. I will personally write a full pee review for every article but you certainly don't have to. The only request is that you put in the same effort for every article (unless it is a stub). Have fun and I'll give you, let's say...five days to judge. Let me know if you need more time.

Happy monkey has a vagina and just let out the biggest queef ever!


the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the village dump. Thanks. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:42, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

And don't worry, I'm just testing Huggle. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:43, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for judging HMC 2021[edit]


Hey JJP. HMC 2021 was a lot of fun this year. Thanks for all your effort, scoring all the articles and taking the time to make comments. Hope you participate or judge next year!

Full competition scores and results for all the articles here.

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your adorable face. ShabiDOO 11:32, 7 March 2021 (UTC)


hello, why was the article moved back? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Why did you move the article to begin with? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
well the site itself is referred as IXHell by studentsFUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:46, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
would it be okay to move it? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:25, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
If you think it's a better title, feel free to move it back. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:26, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
thanks FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:27, 9 March 2021 (UTC)


Using your thumbsucker access, can you copy Uncyclopedia:VFP/2561.jpg the contents into Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/Archive? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:58, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

 Done JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:59, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks but[edit]

JJP, I understand you are trying to help...but suggesting a two way interaction ban is extremely unhelpful. Trust me...Gale has been 50 times more disruptive than any other use I have seen here in 10 years and MrX and I have done literally everything possible to work with him. We have avoided insults and been as patient as possible for nearly six months. Normally on this site users are quickly blocked or perma-banned for this kind of behaviour but Gale has been given an exceptionally free pass for many things. Worse though was undoing the tags. We have been trying and completely failing for months to get Gale to recognise that we don't do things outside of VFH, VFD and VFS through voting or consensus and we don't want a bunch of beaurocratic rules. By undoing those tags after Gale ignored me twice and then claimed we should because there was as 2-1've reinforced his idea that we do do things by vote (which we don't). It's emboldening him to continue his disruptive attitude and ignoring us. It is up to Kevin to decide to undo formatting on his page...not Gale. We would all like him to be a constructive member of the wiki but I would please please please ask you to be mindful around Gale to help make that possible. ShabiDOO 15:16, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

It's actually been longer than six months. Yet Gale5050 likes to claim that UN:BITE should still apply to him but not to users with fewer than 10 edits. I believe that this edit was my first interaction with Gale5050, and it immediately was abundantly clear that he is here for all the wrong reasons. Gale5050 is here because of his obsession with wikis, not to read/write comedy. I'm not sure why that isn't clear to everyone else. If you think that anyone is being too harsh, please peruse this tp archive of Gale5050's and my tp archive. You will see that Gale5050 has been showered with encouragement, praise, and patience. But Gale5050 continues to refuse to listen to others and continues to go around acting like the boss and telling everyone what to do, often telling people they've made mistakes (which they haven't) and creating wikidrama. Before you go proposing any other IBANs or sanctions, please ask yourself two questions: How many other editors have had problems with Gale5050? How many other editors have had problems with Shabidoo/me? Finally, JJPMaster, please know that we all love and appreciate everything you do here. We all know how hard you've been working to help make Uncyc a better place, and we are all very, very grateful to have you here. Thank you, and may Sophia bless you. MrX blow me 16:02, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
Indeed MrX is right about your extremely helpful and productive work...especially on code shit I don't have the slightest clue about. Huzah! Secondly...I know it seems ironic that I am supporting an interaction ban between two users on rationalwiki at the moment...but none of that is because of annoying behaviour but because of sustained abuse, insults (including cunt several times) and transphobia. ShabiDOO 16:16, 18 March 2021 (UTC)
UN:BITE has been used against me on users who aren’t new, I was warned about biting MrX and Shabidoo. I was not showered with encouragement, rather, harsh messages. I have written a lot of comedy, but they reject good articles, such as Hurricane Harvey, which was rejected. They keep complaining about how many facts, even though THIS IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA. I have been taught a message on my talk page from MrX or Shabidoo is some form of shame, leading to harsher sanctions then deserved, while at the same time. UnWeather is a success, allow it to happen! I was blatantly interrupted from writing about the 2019 & 2020 retirements. Hurricane Harvey is, IMO, funnier then articles that wound up on the main page, such as Human rights. One last thing; it was technically only 5 months, because basically 10/5-12/26 was filled with inactivity, check my contributions between that point, had I not been exposed on WP, it would have been longer.
I’d say one of my best articles might be about the sunrise in longyearbyen, Ted Cruz going to Cancun, or about the super bowl. Actually, both my Cuomo and pacific typhoon names article got on the UnNews main page(like, front of it)and the Cuomo article was approved by an admin(because RecentUnNews is technically fully protected it’s confusing). I have also gotten Interstate 95 near to FA status, albeit it was ~20% written by me, so I can’t directly nominate it till at least 4/4. Also, any maintence tags requests have to be made. Contributing to Uncyclopedia can be made in different ways, so I’d say i’ve done a pretty good job making articles. MrX has done more then necessary shaming on my UnScripts, but my UnDebate was pretty good - I have also made a lot of redirects that are useful. My sanctions severely limit my capacity to contribute, which I think is a big issue. And all these partial blocks do is make it worse. There are so many situations where “you can’t have it both ways” apply, yet it does. And that is the issue. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:50, 21 March 2021 (UTC)


I know this isn't that important, but thanks for the recent help on the articles I've edited, like Wii Fit & and My Keyboard is Missing its homerow. You've been real swell. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:56, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election[edit]

You are welcome to vote in Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election (or erection). --Jabberwock (talk) 01:18, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Already done. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 01:20, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Your vote at Uncyclopedia:VFP/PresidentSanders.jpg is appreciated[edit]

Either way. I am not trying to canvass you but more votes are needed before taking any action. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:21, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Space Opera in Scientology[edit]

Failing VFH. I mean, if you want it to pass, please please please please fix it. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:06, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Please. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:09, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
I'm honestly not quite sure how to fix the article besides splitting it into separate articles, but I'll check over it and see if there's anything I can do. JJPMaster 22:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Split = no VFH. You gotta actually rework it. If you can, it may count as .5 features if you ever get 2.5 more and go to the Hall of SHame. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:29, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Your FA vote was appreciated...[edit]

TP editnotice[edit]

So as you may have seen, I copied and customized your talk page editnotice, hope you don't mind, thanks of course. It seems to have removed the "Add topic" button from my talk page. Any thoughts? Not a big deal, and if I have to choose between the two, I'll stick with my lovely notice. Thanks again! MrX blow me 04:41, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

 Fixed. JJPMaster 13:30, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Thanks! MrX blow me 13:45, 1 April 2021 (UTC)


Consider voting please. Thanks . Could use votes. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:42, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Gale this is a violation of your sanctions. You are not permitted to write on user talk pages unless it is about an article you have written 50% of or a VFH related to that article. Let people vote or not vote however they like. ShabiDOO 01:47, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
Hmm..I see Editing all other user talk pages, but only if it is specifically concerning an article that is at least 51% written by Gale, or a VFH/VFP/VFD related to it that is an unambiguously constructive comment or question. Considering how he wanted to advertise something he didn't partake probably constructive. He also is pretty mellow.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:51, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
Hmm...maybe your right, but that directly conflicts with [1]. As such Kev must clarify. + redudancy --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:54, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

April 2021[edit]