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The Metalheads are an ethno-religious tribe and primitive forerunner of the human race that display heightened levels of aggression, exceptional constitution, narrowmindedness, and a strong affection for loud, violent, evil-sounding, vaguely otherworldly (Brutal) music. They are widely accepted, by most academics, to be the basis for Gods and supernatural deities in all popular religions. While the average Metalhead sees himself as a rock god, the average person sees a woman in bad need of a new wardrobe. However, this dreaded aperture when presented on stage begins to shine like gold in the form of sounds manipulated via surprising mental and physical manual dexterity. (Full article...)

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... that in Israel, chess sets contain rabbis rather than bishops? (Pictured)

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... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?

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Sly Stallone
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Netanyahu and Khamenei get it on
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- Khamenei fails to follow up after dirty talk, taps out
Elon Musk breaks up with Trump
Trump sends condolences to "Sly Stallone" (Pictured)
Trump celebrates TACO Wednesday by reversing course on long-held campaign promise
THE ROCKIES HAVE WON A SERIES!
Hit videogame Deltarune about to be released tomorrow!!!
New York Knicks throw tantrum, fire head coach for barely missing NBA Finals they would have lost anyways
Elevation Worship's Chris Brown filling in for mainstream Chris Brown until further notice
Taylor Swift buys back her masters
"Real" Timothee Chalamet at 2024 look-alike contest actually Finn Wolfhard

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June 27: Atheists Using Mithraism as an Argument Against the Existence of a Historical Jesus Day

476 - Odoacer sacks Rome in response to not being invited to the Senate's toga party.
1617 - The Hapsburg Dynasty is created after the 1st Dynasty Warriors set in feudal Austria.
1992 - Fedor Emelianenko defeats Terrorism at a twenty minute decision in PRIDE.
1974 - U.S. President Richard Nixon visits the Soviet Union, is inspired by the Potemkin village to invent the State of Massachusetts.
1976 - The Farrah flip-falls out of style in most Middle Eastern countries, except strangely in Oman.
1980 - Freddie Mercury finally gets to ride his bicycle.
2004 - Krispy Kreme invents the first Glazed atom bomb, but fat hungry people lick all the glaze off.

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And so it was that Abraham Lincoln was shot, killed by an actor for sending those stupid 'Joke of the Day' E-mails to Jefferson Davis.

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