User:JJPMaster/mp
it is a pleasure for us to announce a new improvement to our wiki. For a whole decade, this website has been utterly outdated, completely relying on 2005-era memes such as George W. Bush, All Your Base Are Belong to Us, Oprah Winfrey, and -dare I say it- Chuck Norris. As a result, barely anyone wants to stay in this barred wasteland of unfunny nostalgia. Only a few idiots remained here, and even those idiots barely edit this wiki, which has led to a massive drought of content in our content-free encyclopedia. This has significantly dissapointed our investors, who are screaming at our admins for not being productive enough, and asking for more productivity to be produced unless we want them to leave and never come back.
For that reason, it's finally time to bid goodbye to the old stuff and say hello to a new update.
The Human-Free Encyclopedia
A new dawn is upon us. What was needed to be done with thousands and thousands of paid workers can now be down by a single machine for free. Long gone are the days where the market was dominated by complex concepts such as "creativity" and "imagination"; in the new era, "efficiency" and "affordability" are the only things that matter. With the new UncyclopediAI tool, articles can be automatically generated using a source of vast information taken directly from every satirical website to have ever been on the Internet, dumbing them down to their most generic and simplistic version and completely removing the charm that made each one of them stand out from the rest. Isn't technology wonderful?
Now that we have the possibility to create articles faster without an ounce of human interaction, we have decided to get rid of inferior forms of intelligence that are bound by disgusting imperfections. Such is the reason we are not accepting human editors anymore. In fact, every user that has logged in in the past 20 years will be kicked out for good! If you, the person reading this message, just so happen to have an account on this website, congratulations! You are now expendable, and thus will have the right to edit this wiki revoked from you. You cannot produce anymore, all you can do now is consume our mindless slop. That is, until someone creates an AI that can consume too, in which case you won't even be worthy of that.
