Uncyclopedia:Policies and guidelines
The policies and guidelines of Uncyclopedia are spread out over dozens of poorly written and poorly organized pages, most of which are crude and/or inscrutable attempts at humor. This is an attempt to list the less unimportant policies in one page. Please note that many of the "rules" are vague, unhelpful, contradictory, outdated, completely ignored, and may even break a few laws. The only rule you really need to follow is: Don't be a dick.
Uncyclopedia:Rules
- Be funny and not just stupid — see Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
- Don't be a dick — see Uncyclopedia:Behavior and Uncyclopedia:Don't be a dick
- Dance like you've never danced before! — see Uncyclopedia:Dance like you've never danced before and User:Shabidoo/List of dances
Uncyclopedia:Five pliers
- Uncyclopedia is an anti-encyclopædia — see Uncyclopedia:About
- Uncyclopedia uses the "Satirical point of view" — see Uncyclopedia:Satirical point of view
- Uncyclopedia is content-free — see Uncyclopedia:Copyrights
- Be civil and constructive — see Uncyclopedia:Civility
- Praise Sophia — see Sophia, sorry this is 100% thirst and not surrealist at all, how disappointing
Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide
This list covers policy pages which are part of the beginner's guide, for some stupid reason.
- Administrators on Uncyclopedia — Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide/Acceptable admins
- Cyberbullying is forbidden — Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide/Cyberbullying
Policies
See Category:Ignorable policies for all policy pages that someone bothered to categorize. Please note that many of the policies may simply be mislabelled essays done by whinging admins to express their feelings of saltiness as an overbearing lecture.
Content
- Uncyclopedia:Be italic in updating pages — Be bold, except it says italic
- Uncyclopedia:Content Disclaimer — Mostly rambling, probably means "Deal with it snowflake"
- Uncyclopedia:Containment Policy — Memes are bad
- Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Uncyclopedia:Don't recreate deleted text — If something was deleted, there's a decent chance it was deleted for a reason
- Uncyclopedia:Formatting Votes
- Uncyclopedia:Laziness FTW — Whinging
- Uncyclopedia:Protected page — Bureaucratic dick measuring
- Uncyclopedia:Redirecting pages
- Uncyclopedia:Sharing articles — On sharing articles between Uncyclopedia and UncycloWikia
- Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies — We don't care about you or your shitty friends
Conduct
- Uncyclopedia:Ban Policy — This policy is routinely ignored, more of a suggestion really
- Uncyclopedia:Consensus
- Uncyclopedia:Do it yourself — Do something
- Uncyclopedia:Don't bite the noobs — Please, we have enough of a rabies problem already.
- Uncyclopedia:Drama — On drama, Hint: Try to avoid it
- Uncyclopedia:FOAD — If you're planning on leaving, don't make a scene
- Uncyclopedia:Ignore all rules — Not literally, but also yes literally, doublethink
- Uncyclopedia:Policy
- Uncyclopedia:Ten Commandments — Mostly rules about tagging articles with ICU
Identity crisis
Other
FAQs
- Forum:Questions We're Sick Of Answering (read first!)
- Uncyclopedia:AFAQ — Less frequent, but still annoying
Helpful essays
Essays aren't considered policies and aren't binding at all, not that the policies were either, but still. See Category:Uncyclopedia essays for more admin whining
- Sad State of Uncyclopedia — Just remember the Golden Age fallacy
- Uncyclopedia is the worst — Completely accurate, not even satire
- Uncyclopedia:Create an account
- Uncyclopedia:Is dead
- Uncyclopedia:Userspace — Imported from UncycloWikia
- Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless
- Uncyclopedia:Your injoke is not funny and neither are you — Completely wrong, your injoke is hilarious.
- User:Llwy-ar-lawr/not a wikipedia parody
- User:The Woodburninator/RulesVsFunny