Uncyclopedia:Policies and guidelines

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The policies and guidelines of Uncyclopedia are spread out over dozens of poorly written and poorly organized pages, most of which are crude and/or inscrutable attempts at humor. This is an attempt to list the less unimportant policies in one page. Feel free to add policies you feel have been left out. Please note that many of the "rules" are vague, unhelpful, contradictory, outdated, completely ignored, and may even break a few laws. The only rule you really need to follow is: Don't be a dick.


  1. Be funny and not just stupid — see Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
  2. Don't be a dick — see Uncyclopedia:Behavior and Uncyclopedia:Don't be a dick
  3. Dance like you've never danced before! — see Uncyclopedia:Dance like you've never danced before and User:Shabidoo/List of dances

Uncyclopedia:Five pliers

  1. Uncyclopedia is an anti-encyclopædia — see Uncyclopedia:About
  2. Uncyclopedia uses the "Satirical point of view" — see Uncyclopedia:Satirical point of view
  3. Uncyclopedia is content-free — see Uncyclopedia:Copyrights
  4. Be civil and constructive — see Uncyclopedia:Civility
  5. Praise Sophia — see Sophia, sorry this is 100% thirst and not surrealist at all, how disappointing

Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide

This list covers policy pages which are part of the beginner's guide, for some stupid reason.


See Category:Ignorable policies for all policy pages that someone bothered to categorize. Please note that many of the policies may simply be mislabelled essays done by whinging admins to express their feelings of saltiness as an overbearing lecture.



Identity crisis



Helpful essays

Essays aren't considered policies and aren't binding at all, not that the policies were either, but still. See Category:Uncyclopedia essays for more admin whining

See also